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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 28, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I was alive in 1994 but I have very few memories. What was the food like? What was the music like? What sort of TV were people watching? Big movies? Big news stories?

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Gangsta rap really began taking point, transforming a genre that typically had lyrics along the lines of

Here is my rap
It really is a funk!
Let's have a dance
Don't act like a punk!

I'm going to do a spin
And sing a cool rap song
But if you don't dig it
You are so very wrong!

This has unanimously been considered a Good Thing by the world at large

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I remember watching a lot of Doug, which tracks with the gangsta rap thing.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Kurt Cobain's romantic decisions ended up causing him problems that year.

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under
It was like when you could still have a really badass portable Sony Discman (DSP-555) and get asked by my dumbass friends "Has it got a radio in it?"
The tech for that model was the zenith in a portable, but no one liked my 80s metal / industrial CD collection.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Sonic and Knuckles were there

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
It was hella awesome, OP. '94 was ace, met some odd but cool people, music was incredible and I went to the greatest gig of my life almost by accident. 5/5, would recommend.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You could buy a Fruitopia for a nickel op

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

DooM ][ was realeased, so it was a great year for video games and sneakernet piracy.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I mostly remember the Lion King and also the OJ trial

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
MORTAL KOMBAAAAT

dun dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun
DOO DA DA DA DOO DA DOO DA DOO DOO DA

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


We all watched a Ford Bronco

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EUEsEM328

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Orbitz was all anyone could talk about

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Like how’d they get those things suspended in there anyway

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Just watch Seinfeld and you'll pretty much get the gist of it.

You could also get regular size candy bars for 33¢. They were bigger back then too!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
1994 was like you OP except not an awful pile of poo poo (like you).

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Unauthorized use of Steamboat Willie was punishable by death.

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

1994 was Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral mixed with a lot of Doom II gameplay, and it ruled.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Everything was so wet

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I was destroyed, blasted to a million pieces, then like the T-1000, melted all back together.

But I came back.... different.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Pretty sure I got my first Littlest Pet Shop that year, this kicking off a childhood obsession that took me leaving the country to break.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
"what's ayrton senna's favourite cocktail" harvey wallbangers was the short lived joke at my school

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I got my first single apartment that year, it was run down, but huge, and living alone was a revelation.

Also, when I went to see it, the girl who lived there already's like "I have to leave the country and can't take most of this stuff, do you want to buy it?" And I was like "I'm pretty broke". So she just left everything, and thus I moved into a fully furnished apartment with cool stuff like a leopard print ottoman. I still have a few things from that lady.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

wesleywillis posted:

1994 was like you OP except not an awful pile of poo poo (like you).

do you mean me or the op of the What Was 1993 Like thread whose op i copy and pasted along with his name regdate and avatar text

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
i was probably still pooping in my diapers

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Cactus Ghost posted:

do you mean me or the op of the What Was 1993 Like thread whose op i copy and pasted along with his name regdate and avatar text

It is I, dear Cactus Ghost. I am the piece of poo poo.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Oh gosh 1994 that brings me back... Back then youd pay a hay penny for a candied apple and that was expensive! Back then those buildings over there, that was just farmlands, hay fields and rutabagas as far as the eye can see. Course there were big cities but you didn't want to go there, full of bootleggers and dance halls and all sorts of trouble. But them cities was the only places you could catch a talkies back then, back home you could only see a silent movie at the theater on sundays after church. Cars were rare back then too, i remember my families first car and it was a downright shock speeding down the road at 25 mph, and no seat belts! No nobody cared about safety back then, but manners... THOSE were important. Everyone was polite, everyone said sir and maam, and if you didnt youd sure to be gettin a whoppin from ma right there in the street, gentlemen passing by offering their belts in case the switch she made ya fetch broke.

Better times 1994, better times

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Chunderstorm posted:

i was probably still pooping in my diapers

So nothing much has changed

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It is I, dear Cactus Ghost. I am the piece of poo poo.

oh, ok

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

maybeadracula posted:

So nothing much has changed

i am Laughing On Line like it is 1994

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


maybeadracula posted:

So nothing much has changed

94-23 diaper filling champion.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
In 1994 I learned to drive so I guess it was cool

I often miss having a manual transmission

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.
It's "1994!" and they ruled, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aXX6WEKLi8

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
It probably seems cliched now, but seeing Pulp Fiction with fresh eyes really was amazing. Just something new and totally unexpected. I saw it in it's first week in theaters and picked it almost at random so I had only the faintest idea of what I was going to see. No movie I've ever seen has blown my mind like that.

Tons and tons of great music too.

One of the best years for pop culture in my opinion.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Here, let me dig up my 1994 time capsule and see what’s in it











I think that covers it

E- ok fine that last one isn’t actually in my time capsule but the album itself is

Snowy fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jan 2, 2024

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also did anyone come up with an answer to my question from the last page of the 1993 thread

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

16 bit? Back when we was kids we only got a single bit on Christmas, as a treat
And we had to share it!
Saw this on a t-shirt and it blew my mind


I remember staring at green day's dookie album
part of a larger poster

Dad owned a 1988 Ford Escort which was getting to be on its last legs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Escort_(North_America)#1985%E2%80%931990

Played a hell of a lot of Sim City on my school's computer lab, Mac LC IIs - any kind of PC poo poo is loving expensive, USD $3500+ a seat in 2020 money. I remember visiting another school for some Jazz Band thing and a few teachers were really eager to show off their lab full of Macintosh Quadras - which ... uhhhhhhh

Chicago based, this was the era of Bulls dominance, so lots of kids wore Bulls jerseys and Starter jackets.
"Mom can I have a bulls jacket?"
"$150? no."

I got really depressed as a teenager and intentionally cut off a few friendships I'd made since grade school. The next year most of my class went to the public high school, while I went to a private catholic college prep school where 99% went to college and 10% went to an Ivy or Ivy-adjacent. One of the friends I'd broken off relationships had a brother who was a senior while I was a freshman and every time I passed him in the halls he looked at me like I was a piece of poo poo. Kids are funny.

Coffee Jones fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jan 2, 2024

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DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
I had just turned 6 and my little brother was born! He was super red and wrinkly when I got to see him in the hospital. But cute! :buddy:

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