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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

new to america but that’s what really counts

https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/lancashire-heeler/
goes by the name of lancashire heeler. seems to be some kind of mini-corgi? ganked it from the brits (who’ve had it coming in terms of dog ganking since at least 1860)

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Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
It's ok I guess

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
It's no blue heeler, like Bluey, the ultimate dog

(I kid. Bingo is the Ultimate Dog)

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Look at me i'm a moron idiot breeder and i make dogs have have stubby legs and curved backs and breathing problems and bad brains. Wheres the breed that lives 50 years and can play chess? Get to work lazy breeders.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's a nice looking dog and all, but it's not a retriever, so it's a waste.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the akc describes the lancashire heeler as high energy, yappy, and in need of constant mental stimulation. also as lovey-dovey little dudes who are good with children and other dogs

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




how about a dog with huge balls? let’s get back to brass tacks

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Lancashire Heeler is a terrible name for a dog.

I want to name him Barky.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



pretty good dog. Not sure it's quite a rad as heck dog, but it's pretty good.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


dog

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump
looks like a corgi with doberman colourations?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Let's see how sunglasses sit on his face before rating

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Mega64 posted:

Lancashire Heeler is a terrible name for a dog.

I want to name him Barky.

i think we should name him looty in honour of his heritage

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i can live with this news

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



which alcoholic beverage will he be sponsoring

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Dick Fontaine posted:

high energy, yappy, and in need of constant mental stimulation.

also as lovey-dovey little dudes who are good with children and other dogs

Lol

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

satanic splash-back posted:

Let's see how sunglasses sit on his face before rating

looking pretty good

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Dick Fontaine posted:

looking pretty good


rad

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Could probably get a couple decent chops and some stew meat out of that thing

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
Too stumpy. Dude should have gigantic spindly legs like a giraffe.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
That's the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Dial A For Awesome posted:

Too stumpy. Dude should have gigantic spindly legs like a giraffe.

a fellow greyhound enjoyer

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I prefer mutts op

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Trillhouse posted:

a fellow greyhound enjoyer

greyhounds are the poo poo if you have the space
i had two retired racers growing up

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

MrQwerty posted:

greyhounds are the poo poo if you have the space
i had two retired racers growing up

i had a retired racedog too. it's cool that they just let you own the one of the fastest land animals on earth and it will hang out with you and sleep on your couch.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

I got an akc golden retriever that's dumb as poo poo, and a mutt that's a mixture of 2-3 diff types of coonhound that is an absolute genius

Just adopt your pets because they come wit streetsmarts

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dogs are always oriented the same way. We should breed one that's upside down.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

I prefer mutts op

you would

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
I quite like the tail on that thing.

I grew up with gordon setters and I think that's the premier English black and tan dog. Sorry new dog.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Dick Fontaine: Mutt Shamer

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Can't help but feel like this dog would be better if it was a cat

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

nice obelisk idiot posted:

I quite like the tail on that thing.

I grew up with gordon setters and I think that's the premier English black and tan dog. Sorry new dog.

those english sure do love their black and tans

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


mad??

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jan 5, 2024

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Trillhouse posted:

i had a retired racedog too. it's cool that they just let you own the one of the fastest land animals on earth and it will hang out with you and sleep on your couch.

A dog genetically engineered to use its needle nose to steal your hotdog right out of the bun.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Dick Fontaine posted:

the akc describes the lancashire heeler as high energy, yappy, and in need of constant mental stimulation. also as lovey-dovey little dudes who are good with children and other dogs

So the perfect dog for someone who lives in an apartment and wants their neighbors to suffer

010324
Jan 4, 2024
first things first, nothing new 24

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
oh gently caress yeah a new herding dog that people think will do great in apartments cuz its small AND it'll have back and joint problems

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


a bit, yeah :mad:

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
It's very good

Because it's a dog



Adopt, don't shop

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deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

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Nothing is better than a blue heeler. Facts.

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