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I don't entirely know what W O K E means but according to the most knowledgeable and esteemed comedians/internet personalities around, it seems to be a very serious issues nowadays ruining not only the very fabric of our society but the world as a whole! On the one hand we have very relevant comedians basing entire specials on this awful mind virus, and on the other we have sheer geniuses like eurlong munk constantly trying to warn us of the dangers... I do find it a little odd that nearly none of these truth-speakers will actually define what woke means to them in their own terms, but thats probably just the danger of the virus as a whole!!  Stay safe out there guys
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In the great words of Owl City... It's hard to say that I'd rather stay woke when I'm asleep
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Jan 4, 2024 01:40
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Wetting Our Knickers Enthusiastically
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Keeping my job and staying asleep. Because I frequently take naps on the job. Come at me, libs.
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Jan 4, 2024 01:42
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL HE AIN'T OUR BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY GAVE AWAY MY POSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY VAN, YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN DRIVE INTO THE WOODS AND EAT CORN OUT THE CAN! YEAH I GAVE IT ALL AWAY, THE HARD ROCK BAND THE GROUPIES THE BOOZE THE ALL NIGHT JAMS
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Jan 4, 2024 01:46
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Grey Cat posted:In the great words of Owl City... You would not believe your eyes. You would not believe your eyes. You would not believe your eyes. You would not believe your eyes.
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Jan 4, 2024 01:48
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Songbearer posted:WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL Because I've gone guru so cut the bally-hoo, rock the tambourine and the didgeridoo, set the animals free from the pimpin zoo, and I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue.
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Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby.
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Jan 4, 2024 01:52
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Why Dave Crapelle having so many threads today His standup is doodoo
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Jan 4, 2024 01:53
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Smugworth posted:Why Dave Crapelle having so many threads today To come original it ain't nothin strange, you got to represent you got come full range, full range of emotion full range of styles, when you come to town you'll have them comin for miles, and come original, you got to come original.
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According to the first ten minutes of rick gervais new standup special, woke is when people insult you for being a normal person who simply listens to joe rogan podcast and says slurs ironically because you don't really mean them (irony means you are playing a character, like in a movie). Also: being queer without sucking dick. Sucking dick while queer is normal, but other variants are woke. Hope that clarifies things!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDsUb7wVCrw
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"Everyone should try not to be an rear end in a top hat" How dare you attack me 
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Smugworth posted:Why Dave Crapelle having so many threads today lmao I actually posted this because my eyes had the misfortune of learning that Rob Schneider apparently also has a special crying over this poo poo
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Jan 4, 2024 02:06
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Goat boy is ruined because of unfound hatred because you are in a cult of idiots and you have to be one of them.
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Gaylor Moon posted:lmao I actually posted this because my eyes had the misfortune of learning that Rob Schneider apparently also has a special crying over this poo poo Who the hell still pays attention to Rob Schneider
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Jan 4, 2024 02:35
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Smugworth posted:Who the hell still pays attention to Rob Schneider Rob Schneider OP
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly, sugar, baby. like the song kinda blows but it got a lot of airplay during the last 6-8 months before 9/11 which were the late sophomore/early junior years of my undergrad and the last time I really felt optimistic about the future in any way, so I have a weird sense of nostalgia about it though thinking more about it maybe it's the RHCP bass sample I'm actually nostalgic for, I dunno
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Smugworth posted:Who the hell still pays attention to Rob Schneider A fb friend posted an image of the poster for the special to cause psychic damage to all who see it 
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Thinking to post another Dave chapelle thread later tonight. Maybe include some Ted lasso in it too??
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Saalkin posted:Thinking to post another Dave chapelle thread later tonight. Maybe include some Ted lasso in it too?? now that's some freaking #COntent baby
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Jan 4, 2024 20:36
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Gaylor Moon posted:lmao I actually posted this because my eyes had the misfortune of learning that Rob Schneider apparently also has a special crying over this poo poo NOOOO they got to Rob Schneider? *tears
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Jan 4, 2024 20:44
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Rob Schneider has been an open chud for a long time now
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Robert Schneider (pronounced the French way)
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im a smoker, i'm a woker, i'm a midnight groker
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I'm only woke when camping, because only then is it past tents.
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Jailbrekr posted:I'm only woke when camping, because only then is it past tents. 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Rob Schneider has been an open chud for a long time now like, pretty much always, even since he was in his 20s
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I remember when that happened. Camping sex can be smelly enough, but camping bumsex is one another level.
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Jailbrekr posted:I remember when that happened. Camping sex can be smelly enough, but camping bumsex is one another level. Reported for kink shaming
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This isn't the way I wanted to learn that Rob Sneigder does stand-up. He's just an Animal. A very, dumb, dumb Gigalo. Or maybe a Carrot. Why would anyone pay to see him on stage?
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Jan 4, 2024 23:09
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Smugworth posted:Reported for kink shaming kink shaming is good. too many hosed up little freaks on the forum
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Jan 4, 2024 23:10
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More like Douche Smallalow
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Jailbrekr posted:I remember when that happened. Camping sex can be smelly enough, but camping bumsex is one another level. typical gbs prude over here
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Smugworth posted:Reported for kink shaming stink shaming
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Go woke go broke. By woke I mean quitting your job.
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I'm thinking about quitting my job too, op
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