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Woke is when you wake up in the morning and remember theres 40 genders suddenly
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Every time someone complains about wokeness we add another gender, just to make a point.
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Jan 5, 2024 03:12
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syntaxfunction posted:Every time someone complains about wokeness we add another gender, just to make a point. I'm up to seven, personally
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sittin on a fat stack of unreleased genders rn. watch for the drop on tuesday
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Jan 5, 2024 03:14
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"We need to make all this wokeness profitable drat it!" "Maybe we should release more poorly made rainbow clothes made in sweatshops?" "No, it needs to feel modern, computery for all these young hooligans!" "Sir, what about genders..." "I'm listening" "And NFTs?" "Holy poo poo" "Now you can have a gender that no-one else can claim! On the blockchain!" "By loving poo poo we did it, now let's get out some war orphans to beat as a celebration" The aristocrats!
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Jan 5, 2024 03:17
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woke'em if you got'em
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Jan 5, 2024 03:18
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Applying for the "VP Of Woke" at Woke, Inc.
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Jan 5, 2024 03:18
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I’m on woko
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Hey since we're on the subject of woke an' poo poo. What exactly did Bud Light do that got everyone so cranky? Serious question. It seems like they had some kind of sponsor thing going on with an influencer who is trans, and sent them a 12 pack of beer cans with their face on them? What else? Or is that the gist of it? Aside from obviously people who are anti-LGBTQ+ just hating that to begin with, what else, if anything did Bud Light do besides more or less acknowledge that trans people might have a right to exist? E: I'm trying to become Woke-master Flash. Who wants to be a member of the Queeriest 5?
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Jan 5, 2024 03:28
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Yoko Woko and Pot
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Jan 5, 2024 03:29
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wesleywillis posted:Hey since we're on the subject of woke an' poo poo. That is literally it One six pack to a trans person seen only on that person's streaming platform
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Jan 5, 2024 03:30
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^^^^^Thanks. That seems pretty dumb but then again this place (the world) is hosed. I'm going to start telling people that they're going to release Bud Light Trans Sexual. Its got estrogen and if you drink it you turn in to a trans sexual. Or maybe I shouldn't bother. Yoko Ono, Woko OH NO!! Did I do that right?
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Jan 5, 2024 03:34
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wesleywillis posted:Hey since we're on the subject of woke an' poo poo. And perhaps now you see the power of their machine to create a "controversy" out of nothing, practically thin air.
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Jan 5, 2024 03:34
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Gaylor Moon posted:I don't entirely know what W O K E means but according to the most knowledgeable and esteemed comedians/internet personalities around, it seems to be a very serious issues nowadays ruining not only the very fabric of our society but the world as a whole! On the one hand we have very relevant comedians basing entire specials on this awful mind virus, and on the other we have sheer geniuses like eurlong munk constantly trying to warn us of the dangers... I do find it a little odd that nearly none of these truth-speakers will actually define what woke means to them in their own terms, but thats probably just the danger of the virus as a whole!! I have thought about this a lot and George Carlin, or maybe Eddie Izzard are the only the only comedians we should listen to
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Jan 5, 2024 03:45
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Stay safe out there guys
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They were just too dang gay and we can't support that. TERFS were having a field day because she carried tampons and allegedly bought out all stock of them and 'real' woman need them. I hope shes doing fine. It's exhausting to be woke af. Like dang bitch you got a spare tampon I can use, hell yeah I needed one. High five.
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Jan 5, 2024 03:49
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The same people think birth control is making frogs gay and shrinking testicle size in deer They want us to be able to breed, but then suppress health care. Screw you, I hope ALL the frogs turn out gay.
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Jan 5, 2024 03:58
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pad gay so what
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Jan 5, 2024 03:59
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Treecko posted:The same people think birth control is making frogs gay and shrinking testicle size in deer Gay frog. Got a minute, Took too long. Gotta go hang out with this other frog
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Jan 5, 2024 04:03
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As long as I can chill and take a nap, we're good. Ribbit
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Jan 5, 2024 04:05
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wesleywillis posted:Hey since we're on the subject of woke an' poo poo. If u want to know the full scale of how pathetic that backlash was, its because they sent a customized Bud light can to a trans influencer. There was no marketing campaign or anything; it was literally a one shot of them sending an influencer a customized can of Bud light. The only way anybody noticed is because conservatives are insane freaks who have to mine outrage and blow it up to ridiculous proportion.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:If u want to know the full scale of how pathetic that backlash was, its because they sent a customized Bud light can to a trans influencer. There was no marketing campaign or anything; it was literally a one shot of them sending an influencer a customized can of Bud light. The only way anybody noticed is because conservatives are insane freaks who have to mine outrage and blow it up to ridiculous proportion. it's real loving weird that they didn't do that before influencers were a thing. And Conservatives really want influencers.
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I'll make an obvious point, if I'm incorrect, correct me: the Chuds didn't give a drat about Dylan; what they cared about was a major corporation recognizing a Trans person directly. She was irrelevant, what mattered was punishing that Corp for doing that, and of course making sure they don't do it again. Footnote: It helps that it was one person with a small following. Their hordes could overwhelm any supporters; witness the opposite example, when they go after T Swift but she's so popular the push back is immense.
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Jan 5, 2024 05:06
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redshirt posted:I'll make an obvious point, if I'm incorrect, correct me: the Chuds didn't give a drat about Dylan; what they cared about was a major corporation recognizing a Trans person directly. She was irrelevant, what mattered was punishing that Corp for doing that, and of course making sure they don't do it again. What the hell is up with Kelce guy? His brother is awesome, now his brother is? Plus they have connections to Taylor. Weird if I do say so myself...
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Jan 5, 2024 05:17
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Joke is on you, I was broke long before I went woke 
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Jan 5, 2024 05:48
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Nooner posted:Joke is on you, I was broke long before I went woke always how we start out Brother
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Jan 5, 2024 06:06
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I was born broke and I still am so at least I'm consistent
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Jan 5, 2024 06:11
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I usually get up around 7:30AM.
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Jan 5, 2024 06:30
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deep dish peat moss posted:I was born broke and I still am so at least I'm consistent so what job did you have that you quit?
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Jan 5, 2024 06:33
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The last job that I quit the title was "Digital Strategy Engineer" and I had to work 6 days a week in-office with no breaks or lunches auditing business' web presences. Being woke is a definite improvement
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Jan 5, 2024 06:39
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deep dish peat moss posted:The last job that I quit the title was "Digital Strategy Engineer" and I had to work 6 days a week in-office with no breaks or lunches auditing business' web presences. Being woke is a definite improvement Cool title though
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Jan 5, 2024 06:40
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I wish I stayed long enough to put it on my resume but I only lasted 3 weeks before no breaks and no lunches got to me 
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Jan 5, 2024 06:41
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deep dish peat moss posted:I wish I stayed long enough to put it on my resume but I only lasted 3 weeks before no breaks and no lunches got to me Wow, digital slave caves. And yeah, best to live and learn and move on.
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Woke means you hate America and also Italians hth
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