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# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:01

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:31

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*Wilhelm screams*

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:07

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

my basement's full of loving RATS

Join the BYOB Army

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# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I am slain! Why didn't you complete my loyalty quest?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:23

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*does GTA girl walk into the supermarket*

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:40

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

another settlement needs your help

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:51

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Bal'a dash, malanore

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:57

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Greetings Travel...[space]
...er! Welcome to m...[space]
...y inn! Are you in...[space]
...need of an advent...[space]
...turer's backpack...[space]
...?

# ? Jan 5, 2024 02:57

FutonForensic

MESSAGE BOARD NERD
I love making terrible posts ♡

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:34

FutonForensic

Man Outside Bathroom
H-hey! The bathroom is locked! Can you find the key? Please! I'm dying here!

Y -> N

Man Outside Bathroom
O-oh God! I'm freaking crapping my pants to death! Blergh...

YOU GAINED $24
YOU GAINED Car Keys
YOU GAINED 2 lbs. human poo poo

# ? Jan 5, 2024 07:42

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

It's almost harvesting season!

# ? Jan 5, 2024 15:07

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The Permit Office is closed today. Come back tomorrow.

You need an application form. Make sure it's signed by all the Council members.

The processing fee is 15 coins.

The Permit Office is closed today. Come back tomorrow.

Your application form expired. You'll need another one.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 15:22

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

"I saw a mudcrab the other day."

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jan 5, 2024 16:59

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

? Just a box.

# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:20

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

So they say...

# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Today is the Festival!

# ? Jan 5, 2024 21:52

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*Zombie noises*

# ? Jan 5, 2024 22:57

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

My grain is not moldy!

# ? Jan 6, 2024 00:43

Stoner Sloth

<watches the PCs loot all my stuff before exclaiming loudly> Have you heard?! Elder wood can be found in the northern forest but beware of ghosts!! <but you can tell my heart isn't in it>

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You cannot pass this way.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

eastmost peninsula is the secret :corsair:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 7, 2024 06:38

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

*T-poses, slides through wall*

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:11

ToastGhost: 20% cooler

I'll have [unnatural pause] an ice cold bear, please

# ? Jan 7, 2024 22:20

Finger Prince

*Standing guard over my box of miscellaneous tangled wires and cables*
Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:31

emSparkly: I'm open to interpretation!

You need at least 60 more relationship points before I�ll let you impregnate me babe. Better go find some more rare shiny rocks.

I am a patient they.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:39

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

I have a disease and the only cure is 20 bear asses. Go get me those asses.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:43

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Huh? What was that? *walks over to where the player last made a noise within my hearing radius* Huh, just my imagination. *returns to prescribed patrol route*

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:49

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

My house has a second floor but I've never been upstairs. Come to think of it, where are the stairs? WTF?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Pleased to interact with you exactly once!
*walks off screen and ceases to exist*

# ? Jan 7, 2024 23:55

Finger Prince

Hi, Adventurer's Guild? It's Bjergen Alewarden, from the tavern. The tavern. There's only one tavern. Yes. I'd like to make a complaint about the adventurer you sent over to clear my cellar of rats. Well, for one thing, he left the dead rats bleeding out all over my cellar floor! Well, when someone hires a person to kill all the rats in their basement, it is expected that they also remove the carcasses! What do you mean that's a different trade? That's ridiculous! No that isn't all. He wasn't exactly the paragon of discretion. The explosions, the screaming, the unholy groans, it frightened away many of my patrons! When I asked him to explain himself, he made up some ridiculous story about a portal to the underworld behind my sherry casks. If I had anything worth stealing down there, I'm sure he would have taken it. I don't care what I'm implying. As it is, I've got two crates of cabbages that are unaccounted for.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 00:07

RavenousScoot

walking around with nothing in my pockets besides an oversized jewel

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Jan 8, 2024 00:14

Finger Prince

Barco Fiesta posted:

Huh? What was that? *walks over to where the player last made a noise within my hearing radius* Huh, just my imagination. *returns to prescribed patrol route*

A body! I found a body! Sound the alarm! Jesus, it's Fred! Fred! Fred! Stay with me man! Oh god. Oh god he's dead. Whoever did this to you I'm gonna make them pay! You hear me? I'm coming for you!
...
There's no place you can hide!
...
I'll find you, you worm!
...
Coward, come out and fight!
...
Must be hearing things.
*stands next to Fred's arrow bristled corpse*

# ? Jan 8, 2024 00:41

Helluva

fresh outta quests

# ? Jan 8, 2024 00:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Don't bother me, you'll scare the fish away! Look, that one has something in it's mouth!

# ? Jan 8, 2024 00:55

RavenousScoot

babbles incoherently about pressing buttons

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:

code:

https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:05

nut

psst, i keep my 2k savings in the hole in the back of the oak tree SSW from my home. Fun, right? Don't tell anyone!

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:14

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee! Yippee!

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Jan 8, 2024 02:17

google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

A body! I found a body! Sound the alarm! Jesus, it's Fred! Fred! Fred! Stay with me man! Oh god. Oh god he's dead. Whoever did this to you I'm gonna make them pay! You hear me? I'm coming for you!
...
There's no place you can hide!
...
I'll find you, you worm!
...
Coward, come out and fight!
...
Must be hearing things.
*stands next to Fred's arrow bristled corpse*

There he is!

*exchanges gunfire and multiple grenades*

*chases player doggedly and unerringly even when obstacles and cover hide him from view*

*takes several hits but keeps fighting valiantly*

*doesn't even flinch as a badly aimed RPG explodes against a wall right in front of me*

*player scurries up a ladder barely his own height and dashes around a corner*

...

Ok gently caress that poo poo

*slowly saunters back to original post*

# ? Jan 8, 2024 06:22

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

watch where you're going malaka!

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# ? Jan 8, 2024 07:14

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# ? May 12, 2024 23:31

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I lost my [spaghettios] out in the garden, please collect 10 [spaghettios] and return to me so that I can complete my dinner

# ? Jan 8, 2024 10:19

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