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hello... again!
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I live in a big city, and yet I make a strange exaggerated pose every time I get bumped into, almost as if I've never been bumped into before
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- Adbot
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May 13, 2024 18:48
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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We haven't had any bread since the town's baker was kidnapped by kobolds.
Those kobolds are causing a lot of trouble around here.
Kobold costume? No, those are just some leather scraps I was taking to the incinerator.
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Jan 8, 2024 14:59
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- google THIS
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Wolves have been a big problem in this village, possibly because there's no protective barrier around the village itself except trees, our livestock enclosures have no gates, and we like to aimlessly wander outdoors at all hours, day or night
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Jan 8, 2024 18:42
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- Finger Prince
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'you're surprised to see a goblin in here?' what the gently caress is that supposed to mean? What, goblins can't casually have a drink in a human establishment? Goblins can't be productive members of a multicultural society? The only good goblin is a dead goblin, you loving racist piece of poo poo? 'ohh I didn't mean...' yeah you know exactly what you meant. Jog on before I call the watch and report a hate crime.
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Jan 8, 2024 19:04
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- nut
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I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
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Jan 8, 2024 22:09
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- google THIS
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I bet if I had 50 [RAT TAILS] no one would like me, because that would be disgusting.
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Eww, get away from me! What ARE those? What "quest?" I was thinking out loud, you creep!
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Jan 8, 2024 23:43
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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i can't really pay you per se but i can guarantee you'll get a lot of experience
this sig is protected by Simsmagic!
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Jan 8, 2024 23:46
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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You will need a shovel to dig in the graveyard. Would you like to buy a shovel for 10 coins?
Wow, you bought 5 shovels! I have a special item for sale now. Meet me here in the graveyard tonight.
Good evening! I'm actually a skeleton in a trenchcoat. This shovel costs 1,000 bones. If you buy it, I'll throw in one of my enchanted ribs that can pick any lock, but only once.
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Jan 9, 2024 00:23
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- Finger Prince
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*stands in the doorway of a shop you want to go in, completely oblivious to your desire to enter*
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Jan 9, 2024 17:33
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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you've the smell of the sewer on ye!
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Jan 10, 2024 03:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Do you have any unfinished business on this planet before we lift off?
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Jan 10, 2024 04:21
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Wolves in town? Bandit attacks? What is this kingdom coming to?...
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Jan 10, 2024 09:07
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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That iron sword you just bought from me used to be worth 85 gold, but now that you've touched it I can only buy it back for like, 6 gold.
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Jan 10, 2024 09:10
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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If you don't have enough for the bundle of arrows I'm selling, you can go mow some lawns to find more money or perhaps other bundles of arrrows
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Jan 10, 2024 09:11
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- google THIS
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Oh no, we don't accept money at this shop, only green coins or diamonds or alchemy ingredients or some poo poo.
No, they're not exchangeable for gold or anything else besides the goods I sell at this exact shop.
No, I have no idea what I'm going to do with them either.
Yes, opening this shop probably wasn't a very good financial decision.
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Jan 10, 2024 20:14
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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what i really need is a bear head. no, not from those bears. the bear i want has a head!
this sig is protected by Simsmagic!
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Jan 10, 2024 21:02
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- RavenousScoot
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hmm yes that's a quality item you're offering, best I can do is:
*rips a scroll into quarters and puts one on the table*
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:
code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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Jan 10, 2024 21:23
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I feel strange...Did anyone else notice the well tastes odd lately?
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Jan 10, 2024 23:24
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- google THIS
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*cowers and whimpers slightly, but doesn't take a single step, in response to an active shooter*
google THIS fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jan 11, 2024
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Jan 11, 2024 20:27
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- ToastGhost
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20% cooler
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you look like a real sharpshooter sir
that's twice you've shot me!
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Jan 11, 2024 22:02
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- Visions of Valerie
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Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
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ow!
*reputation has decreased by 10"
cut that out!
*reputation has decreased by 10"
I'm warning you!
*reputation has decreased by 10"
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Jan 12, 2024 04:02
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oh Ho! That was a close race! Looks like you didn't win though. You can try to win the next race if you like.
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Jan 12, 2024 04:09
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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i can't really pay you per se but i can guarantee you'll get a lot of experience
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Jan 12, 2024 14:42
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- Akratic Method
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It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.
Any day now.
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Hail, good heroes! Need some weaponry to face the great evil that threatens us all?
...what? gently caress no, of course I'm not giving it to you. 8,000g a pop, idiots.
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Jan 12, 2024 16:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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That evil curse has troubled our kingdom for many, many dynasties. Are you certain you wish to know the entire history of our kingdom now? Better grab a snack and cycle your fluids before I start. Ok, ready? (Y/N)
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Jan 12, 2024 16:46
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- Finger Prince
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All these burned books, broken furniture, and embalming tools? Yeah I don't know, they were left behind by the last cave tenant and I haven't gotten around to chucking them out.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:31
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- Finger Prince
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Image is important! Looks maketh the man, or something like that. That's why it's important to keep your feral bandit rags and furs crispy pressed. You wouldn't want some adventurer rocking up, intent on slaughtering us, only to decide it isn't worth it when he sees the state of our clothing! To that end, I have placed clothes irons in every wardrobe in this hideout. I expect you to use them! If you don't know how, Thuggir will show you. I've cleaned most of the viscera off that rough stone slab, you can use that as an ironing board. Next time I speak to you I expect to see creases so sharp I can fillet a slaughterfish with them!
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Jan 12, 2024 17:40
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- RavenousScoot
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It'd sure be a big help if you could retrieve my family heirloom vase. I was planning to put some hearts or arrows in it.
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
Previous:
code:https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
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