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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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...your doctor in private or all of BYOB and the internet at large right here in this thread?
I'll start:
I'm pretty sure one of my grandparents was a racehorse.
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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One time I smoked a pair of Air Jordans because I figured they'd get me super high and it worked but now whenever I see a pair of Nike shoes I'm reminded that I probably gave myself permanent lung damage.
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Jan 5, 2024 17:50
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I plan to live forever, by getting a fake ID and a fake social insurance card so they cremate my body but declare someone else dead while I'll just be missing.
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Jan 5, 2024 17:52
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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A few years ago I put an adult toy up there and it was technically safe for insertion but I jammed the entire box inside including the instructions for getting it out. I've tried calling the manufacturer several times but the person on the other end just laughs uncontrollably and I can't make out what they're saying.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Jan 6, 2024
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Jan 5, 2024 18:04
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I have distinct memories of turning into a 40-foot yacht to take sightseers to the Toronto Islands before turning back and taking the ferry home.
I can't share this with others because if they ask if it was a dream I'd have to honestly answer no and if they ask if I really think it actually happened I'd have to honestly say I'm about 85% sure it did.
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