FirstnameLastname posted:

someone shot& killed someone at the jack in the box down the street from me yesterday, didn't get caught & sounds like they're running from the cops or something now, hella sirens love this country

loquacius posted:

Just got off the phone with an urgent care nurse who was very patient but clearly thought I was a hypochondriac wasting her time with hantavirus questions lol

Thought an open garage door on a garage that sees regular use was probably enough circulation, used the phrase "very very very rare" multiple times in a 5-minute conversation, etc

but if I die I'll let you guys know and we can set the counter back to zero

Lib and let die posted:

she's also capital-T Texan

selec posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTuQOJRMSw

Lpzie posted:

I learned a lot about grasses cause I do it as a hobby to get some physical exercise and sunlight with Luna. I guess when it's your job you kinda don't care? if this was Japan that guy would be a world class master. but in America? he's a jabroni

lobster shirt posted:

its funny to see people in younger than me in parenting groups complaining about how giving their kids baths hurts their backs so much and its just like if you simply performed the exercises of squat and deadlift your back would not trouble you

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

It makes me laugh so much to imagine going to a doctor and having them say "for the love of God, stop exercising"

Willa Rogers posted:

wait, you've buried the lede here; how did your wife get 2 broken legs while pregnant?

lobster shirt posted:

also one time at the climbing gym i saw someone FORGET to clip into the auto belay, climb up a 30 foot wall, and let go, plunging to the ground.

Homeless Friend posted:

simply buy some polished rocks from Home Depot… put em in 20 bags, 10lb each then put that in a canvas bag. There your exercise that won’t gently caress u up, yor welcome

Hatebag posted:

my city has these outdoor weightlifting things where you can do bodyweight exercises and some other set weight exercises. you can get a pretty gentle workout on those and then go for a run, pretty cool

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

heartily recommend the SNOO crib btw, really helped out in those early infancy nights

lobster shirt posted:

a dicey climbing situation in which injury was thankfully avoided was, a few years ago i went outdoor climbing in the pacific northwest, due to a series of stupid miscommunications a rope (not cheap!) was stuck up in the anchor at the top of a climb, about 35 or 40 feet up. to get it down, my friend and i hiked around the back to get to the edge of the wall, but the last 5 or so feet were sloped downwards and covered in extremely slippery algae or something. bad fall risk. but we cant leave the rope there! so my friend and i used like 20 carabiners to clip our harnesses together, and i acted as an anchor by wrapping my arms and legs around a big tree, so my friend carefully went down on all fours to get to the anchor and rope. luckily he did not slip, got the rope out of the anchors, and then went back up.

i wonder if me holding onto a tree would have actually worked if he slipped. probably the most dangerous thing i have done lol. we were also like an hour away from our cars and had no phone reception so this could potentially have ended very badly. cant do stuff like this anymore now that i have kids.

lobster shirt posted:

i have never slipped on ice when drunk only when sober. exceedingly strange.

bedpan posted:

why walk when you can ride?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

did y'all think i was unaware this was a ridiculous price? goons, honestly

Vox Nihili posted:

Incredibly, you can't

Willa Rogers posted:

the calmest hitlers: those who will piss-n-moan when they're not able to march posters into the ovens while probated.

lumpentroll posted:

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

e: ^^^^ great minds

well my name's mc magic and i'm here to say
my posts fuckin suck in a libbish way

Al! posted:

have we got any dominican posters in cspam?

BONGHITZ posted:

crepeface posted:

that's some sicko poo poo. where's your pride in your rig

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

we're attending a wedding in a couple of weeks in nola and i'm stoked for the post-wedding crawfish boil

they're really expensive this year due to drought, the governor already declared a state emergency about it lol

selec posted:

you know you could probably get the death rate on Everest down by just legally mandating entrance interviews/short video and then official exit status tracking. gamify that poo poo for viewers, let us bet on the dentist from Aspen freezing to death. I think if you make the people doing it aware of all the rest of us knowing their eventual status, to make it impossible to be an individualist journey where you get to decide what it means for you and you alone might cut the legs out from under that whole spectacle.

Mr Hootington posted:

Buck Wildman posted:

Wizard Wednesday

titty_baby_ posted:

theyre really tall

Smythe posted:

valley girl. surfer dude

KirbyKhan posted:

I drove all the way to the top of York for some Royal Air Force strange and dove all the way back down that same weekend.