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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Here's the good stuff, let's go Akiiiiiiiiira

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I love the throughline that Cobb is taking TJP's place in the Jr division now that TJ's straddling that heavyweight line

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Fuj :smith:

That was a real good match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I like that Milano did actually start practicing after Jeff Cobb told him to :)

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Surely Souled Out Ren Narita has to win this match, it would add zero intrigue to his title match with Moxley if he loses to Mox's son and deathmatch friend

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

Surely Souled Out Ren Narita has to win this match, it would add zero intrigue to his title match with Moxley if he loses to Mox's son and deathmatch friend

It's a House of Torture match which specializes in the worst ending possible to waste everybody's time, so it would be hilarious if this time that resulted in them losing a match they should actually win!

Edit: :lol: House of Torture lost as I posted this!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Jerusalem posted:

It's a House of Torture match which specializes in the worst ending possible to waste everybody's time, so it would be hilarious if this time that resulted in them losing a match they should actually win!

:allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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That fan really thought Narita would take her towel to Shota :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Ahem. Go (President) ACE!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Tana and Honma doing simultaneous jacket opening even though they're on opposite sides

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Go Ace

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Oh TAKA... :sigh:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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The contract has been torn, that means the match is off!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I think legally that means that SHO can go to jail if he doesn't give DOUKI the title match, since the contract said "Not Title match" and now it doesn't exist anymore.

SG Bamboo posted:

The contract has been torn, that means the match is off!

The "not title" match! Therefore... the title match is on!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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This seems like SHO is signing under some sort of duress, I can't imagine the IWGP comittee would validate that signature

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Pro-wrestling in Japan is now no longer (mostly) a money laundering operation for the Yakuza, things have been cleaned up. Now watch this guy be threatened with physical violence unless he signs a contract putting his most important asset at risk! (complimentary)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

This seems like SHO is signing under some sort of duress, I can't imagine the IWGP comittee would validate that signature

Luckily every time they try to watch the video, a loud noise makes them turn around and look in the other direction, but for some reason the other loud sounds of violence do not similarly get their attention.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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TMDK all drat day

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Hikuleo has a very good hot tag

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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noooooooo

e: yessssssssssssss :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I was convinced on every one of those big moves, then a rollup got it!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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O-Khan eat the lemons.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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The tyre carrying contest should have used the giant tractor ones that ddt uses sometimes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Uemura I know you're trying to win but don't mistreat the valuable Mazda tires!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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I have just now understood what the victory condition is

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

I have just now understood what the victory condition is

Uemura gets a Mazda!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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:stare:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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That ending rocked

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

It is time. Eat the lemons O-Khan and Yuya

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Holy poo poo look at GoK eat that lemon :eyepop:

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Can't believe a Hiroshima lemon has defeated Professional Wrestler Yuya Uemura

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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GoK revitalising the area by *checks notes* destroying the seating infrastructure

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Return of lemon :lol:

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

The lemon grants O-Khan power

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Don't waste the precious lemons of Hiroshima like that!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Come on Uemura, resist the siren call of the fine engineering of Mazda's quality line of automobiles and try and win the match!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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NO CAR FOR UEMURA!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

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Nicely done Yuya, shame you'll continue not having a high quality Mazda as your daily driver

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Yuya Uemura has won his match against Great O-Khan and also the unmatched sourness of Hiroshima lemons

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I hope Uemura continues the rural revitalization idea.

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