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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Remember "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack" dude? Sure, we all do.




Turns out he may be psychotic. Weird, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA9J6lgoI-Q

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Thought this was a Pencilhands or Wizardmaster thread tbqh

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
What's up with that?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


You'll cowards don't even post.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drat turned out he really did smoke crack

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I try, but my lairs always contain elaborate riddles that permit escape, and I think I'm just bad at making up challenging riddles

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dude straight up evil as hell wtf.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dude straight up evil as hell wtf.

Almost like he was some kind of snake it's wild

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hollismason posted:

Thought this was a Pencilhands or Wizardmaster thread tbqh

That one stings

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Dude this guy has like a billion albums on spotify

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
One thing's for sure now: his crack use now comes across as "not so bad"

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Viper my rear end

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dude managed to be a homeowner and smoke crack, he really could have been living the life if he hadn't decided to be a huge PoS.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Him?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Crack is wack!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Doesn't viper have a bunch of chud teenagers writing his copy these days

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
The “you’ll” instead of “y’all” bothers me a lot more than it should.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
stink in here. what gives>?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Viper is just a dogshit version of Evil Pimp

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
I read the article but still have no idea wtf happened. The cops talked to the woman awhile ago, but showed up to make an arrest almost a year later and the woman is gone? Can we call in for a welfare check on the author who clearly was having a stroke? lol jk. Cops are loving useless as best and murderous assholes the rest of the time

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
please tell me the Big Bear Doin Thangs guy hasn't done any reprehensible things

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

best bale posted:

I read the article but still have no idea wtf happened. The cops talked to the woman awhile ago, but showed up to make an arrest almost a year later and the woman is gone? Can we call in for a welfare check on the author who clearly was having a stroke? lol jk. Cops are loving useless as best and murderous assholes the rest of the time

Also what is up with that neighbor. Saw poo poo, did nothing? For gently caress's sake.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Chinatown posted:

stink in here. what gives>?

sorry it's the crack







:yosbutt:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Never been more proud to be a coward.
:stare:

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

mannerup posted:

please tell me the Big Bear Doin Thangs guy hasn't done any reprehensible things

I am sorry to report he poops in the woods. :tbear:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Watched a "friend" of mine host a crack party with his 2 year old upstairs

gdoggmoney posted:

Ok.

Saturday night, I'm low on cash. I think "Oh my buddy B owe's me 60$" "I will stop by unannounced and see him to get it"

Drive over, knock on his door.

He comes up looking sketched... No biggie.

Opens the door "THERES COKE IN THE HOUSE AND I GOT YOUR MONEY"

(caps denote speedy crack talk)

Ok I say....

Walk in, and it's a full blown crack party. Glass pipe going around, and random folks smoking it.

Let me say crackheads are hilarious. These folks seemed like a functional bunch, but I don't know.

What disturbs me the most is, his girlfriend was at work (if she found out she would be pissed off. Ok scratch pissed off, she'd be fuckign livid.)



He had a history of this in the past, but pretty much quite anythign except weed once he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

I'm pissed and upset because you should not be getting hosed up like that and having a house full of crackheads when you have a 2 year old daughter upstairs....

I stuck around out of guilt and honor or wtf you want to call it just to make sure if anything went nuts, the kid would be ok seeing as I was the only person who was not smoking an 8 ball of coke that had just been cooked up into rock.

What would you do TCC? :(

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


[BIGASS font]
CHILD SERVICES

[/BIGASS font]

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

mannerup posted:

please tell me the Big Bear Doin Thangs guy hasn't done any reprehensible things

the guy that did the cover art is a tony robbins corporate life coach drone now

https://vimeo.com/130218002

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

shame on an IGA posted:

the guy that did the cover art is a tony robbins corporate life coach drone now

https://vimeo.com/130218002

Can't imagine how his career as hip hop album cover artist didn't skyrocket after Doin' Thangs

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Do you think he pronounces garage like 'groj'?

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

best bale posted:

I read the article but still have no idea wtf happened. The cops talked to the woman awhile ago, but showed up to make an arrest almost a year later and the woman is gone? Can we call in for a welfare check on the author who clearly was having a stroke? lol jk. Cops are loving useless as best and murderous assholes the rest of the time

just cops doing cop things like releasing the victim back into the hands of her abuser:

quote:

In one instance, court documents state the woman texted police through the Text Now app, who took her to a hospital and then released her back to Carter.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
well that's not good

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I like how the placement of the kidnapping stuff in his Wikipedia page is before talking about his music. It’s like, I can’t really read about how he held a girl against her will for 5 years and then be ‘oh, neat his ethereal production predated cloud rap. Good for him’.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Turns out he was a real snake-in-the-grass

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
I refuse to believe that the songwriter of ‘The Holy Trinity Has Promised To Let All Living Things’ Souls That Have Ever Lived, Human & Non Human Including Satan & His Fallen Angels Into Heaven In Exchange For My Soul Going To Hell Forever For All’ would do such a thing.

Free this man.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Chinatown posted:

stink in here. what gives>?

sorry :blush:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://x.com/absolutego13/status/1743442601993490480

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The first clue was the crack cocaine

TengenNewsEditor
Apr 3, 2004

y'all just hate him cuz he's vaporwave. he did what now

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Visions of Valerie posted:

Also what is up with that neighbor. Saw poo poo, did nothing? For gently caress's sake.

It was a mutual weirdness, you see

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