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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > LOLTrump: "President Trump 'Truths' repeatedly, all day, every day seven days a week"
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
It was three years ago this day that Ashli Babbit became the throat goat, a man tazed he own balls, and everyone forgot about the woman who got trampled to death while wearing the Gadsden flag. Now we have the probable candidate of a major political party bragging he can put on his pants.

Welcome back to the 2024 Trump thread!



https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1743471630326911017



https://i.imgur.com/FB9Kn5t.mp4



https://twitter.com/averycutedog/status/1347639707576881152
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1743463970621862227

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1752529435138605289

:siren: RULES :siren:

  • Violence: any discussion of violence insofar as we must take action and use violence to achieve our ends is forbidden. Discussion of violence as it has happened in the news is fine, as long as it doesn't turn into "let's turn the tables on them and use the same tactics" or something similar. Anything that remotely seems like advocating for violence against any political figures is a straight ban, no question and no discussion. Don't test us beyond the first ban for it.

  • "In Minecraft" or whatever iteration: any variation of this added to the above will be taken as advocation of violence. You're not being cute or sly and we're not stupid.

  • No doomerism. This is doomerism: "lol nothing matters why do are we even bothering with this Trump is going to install himself as a dictator for life anyway." This is not doomerism: "I'm kind of worried about what the Supreme Court is going to rule because Thomas is corrupt and Alito is stupid as poo poo and I don't really feel they're going to do the right thing". There's a fine line between opinion and nihilism. Stick to opinions.

  • SCOTUS/Clancychat: I've noticed a lot of posts going "oh it doesn't matter because in a 6-3 decision" or "why bother? Elections are over after 2024." Elections were supposed to be over after 2020 and 2016 and yet we keep chugging along like a shambling corpse. The fact is we have no idea what's going to happen in 2 years time. A day is a lifetime in politics, a week an eternity. poo poo gets real weird as you march towards elections. No one knows what's gonna happen, so let's cut that out please.

  • I/P/Ukraine Conflict/war chat: Unless it's directly related to something TRUMP said, take any discussion about Israel/Palestine to one of the dedicated threads in D&D or C-SPAM, or the GBS Ukraine thread.

  • Elon Musk: Unless you're posting something about Elon specifically discussing Trump, go to the Elon thread please.

Now let's go forth and remember: if the world is going to burn, we may as well laugh our way into ashes.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 Yes!
gently caress wrong file.


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Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

 Trump is a real piece of poo poo.

:lol:

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dmitri
Sep 29, 2004

Fun Shoe
Happy jan 6th everyone!

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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

Karma Comedian posted:

Gonna give jan6th 6rs to everyone who posts on the first page of the new thread

Being it bitch

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Trump, LOL.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

 J6ing up in the new Trump thread!

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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
this thread is magnetic

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
donald trump was president of the united states of america

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


 People ruined their lives for Trump. Some even died! :aslol:

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VanOwen
Oct 8, 2011

Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation marks must be incredibly powerful! And soon, in fact this Thursday in the cafetorium, I shall become their leader!
 Love live the new thread!

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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

 YES

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HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



 Happy jan 6th new trump thread, here's to a year of more lols

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



 lol

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009

Powershift posted:

Previous Threads:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3980870 Oct 1, 2021 - Dec 26, 2022
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3940821 Sept 17, 2020 - Oct 1, 2021
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3880290 Jan 22, 2019 - Sept 17, 2020
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807005 Jan 22, 2017 - Jan 22, 2019

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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


 Just reposting myself:

28,018 pages and counting

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
January the sixth be with you

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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Post itt every time you lol that they pushed her down and maced her

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nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

 LET'S GOOOOO

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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
 Thousands more pages of lols incoming.

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Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

 Oh my. Hello boys! Looks like LOLs are back on the menu.

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




 Post ITT every time you remember people have gone to prison for Trump and :lmao:

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 So many photoshops to make and only a single year to do them.

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Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




 New thread on the most holiest of days. God bless Ashli Babbit and God bless that guy who blew her loving head off.

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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



 Trump?

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

 Ground Zero

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rafikki
Mar 8, 2008

I see what you did there. (It's pretty easy, since ducks have a field of vision spanning 340 degrees.)

~SMcD


 :lol:

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

 magnets

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SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017
 Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫 INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!!

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killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

 God bless turmp

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Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
 t....murpo?

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

 RUMPT!

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Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
LOL! Happy J6th to the haters and losers like Babbit and Tazer Balls Heart Attack.

Rest In Piss

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Last night I was visited by three spirits and -- it's here! I didn't miss it!

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



https://i.imgur.com/DnxcyS8.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/bkRRe9u.mp4




https://i.imgur.com/xgd2oB9.mp4

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

isaboo posted:

this thread is magnetic

How does that work? Better not get it wet!

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Ha Ha Trump!

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

 Trump !

Ashli babbito is a loving terrorist and I wish her bones were at the bottom of the ocean like osama

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!
Gonna steal me this portrait of Tip O'neil! Now, just to safely put my taser away first

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