Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
(Thread IKs: weg, Toxic Mental)
 
  • Post
  • Reply
kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002


Is this so Trump can do his rally in Michigan? Please tell me it's for some reason other than allowing Trump to hold his rally in Michigan.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1783850706186776672


poor guy can't see his wife on her birthday because he's in court trying to explain why he was paying money to a pornstar he had sex with while that wife was home with their newborn baby

drat dog maybe quit fuckin sex workers and hang with the wife. So simple bing bong

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Was there this amount of hostility toward libraries in the past?

Not this amount, but it's always been an undercurrent. Providing information access and serving homeless and mentally ill people, combined with the whole "I pay your salary!" thing has made libraries a consistent conservative target but the attacks haven't been as organized until recently.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

an AOL chatroom posted:

Is this so Trump can do his rally in Michigan? Please tell me it's for some reason other than allowing Trump to hold his rally in Michigan.

I assume he means break for lunch. Court adjourns at the end of the day unless my legalese is failing me.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
I know Pecker jokes are passe at this point but "Pecker enters and takes the stand" still made me :lol:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

It's extremely funny that every day Trump has a new fake thing he is missing out on because the corrupt Marxist soros backed bidens DOJ judge made him come to court for his own criminal trial.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Melania lucked out this year.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Serious_Cyclone posted:

I know Pecker jokes are passe at this point but "Pecker enters and takes the stand" still made me :lol:

Does he at least sound like Woody Woodpecker?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao rip to the guy who sold at 26 ahahah

Lmao

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I assume he means break for lunch. Court adjourns at the end of the day unless my legalese is failing me.

I meant the top tweet about the gag order hearing being moved to Thursday, when it was originally scheduled for Wednesday. (not that it matters, I suppose, Trump can get on a plane whenever/wherever he wants)

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Tells you everything about evangelicals

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Merchan is losing control of his courtroom about this gag order. First it was 3 violations. Then there were 7 more before the first hearing about it. There have been at least 4 since then. And yet he's done gently caress all to address it at all.

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head

tek79 posted:

Melania lucked out this year.

Him not being around is the best gift he can give her.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

an AOL chatroom posted:

I meant the top tweet about the gag order hearing being moved to Thursday, when it was originally scheduled for Wednesday. (not that it matters, I suppose, Trump can get on a plane whenever/wherever he wants)

Oh, duh! My bad I never read those.

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

kazil posted:



poor guy can't see his wife on her birthday because he's in court trying to explain why he was paying money to a pornstar he had sex with while that wife was home with their newborn baby

This just means she gets to have a happy birthday.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
I'm in court for the needlessly criminal way I tried to bury a story about cheating on my wife, instead of spending the day with my wife, who refuses to be seen in public with me

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


kazil posted:

Merchan is losing control of his courtroom about this gag order. First it was 3 violations. Then there were 7 more before the first hearing about it. There have been at least 4 since then. And yet he's done gently caress all to address it at all.

Wouldn't want to risk looking biased by enforcing your own rules.

Like most people in the legal profession he's fundamentally a coward.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

kazil posted:

Merchan is losing control of his courtroom about this gag order. First it was 3 violations. Then there were 7 more before the first hearing about it. There have been at least 4 since then. And yet he's done gently caress all to address it at all.

I think we've blown our wad of pre-election trials but I'd love for him to get a judge in a subsequent case that just says "every violation, immediately to jail. every time."

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Yea this gag stuff is weird. Trump gets worse everyday. Just outside making GBS threads on the judge but the judge ignores it.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Tai posted:

Yea this gag stuff is weird. Trump gets worse everyday. Just outside making GBS threads on the judge but the judge ignores it.

Merchan (and Bragg) aren't covered by the gag order

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Tai posted:

Yea this gag stuff is weird. Trump gets worse everyday. Just outside making GBS threads on the judge but the judge ignores it.

He's allowed to poo poo on the judge. He's allowed to poo poo on the prosecutor.

Should he be allowed to do either? I can't think of any other criminal defendant who could get away with what he does, but that doesn't change that he is allowed to talk trash about the judge all day long.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!



Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Well that explains a lot. I just assumed the gag covered making GBS threads on the judge.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I assume in most cases with pleb defendants, the problem doesn't come up too often because counsel strongly advises the person that making GBS threads on the judge relentlessly isn't a very wise move strategically.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Don't think he got that memo. Or more likely, he did but thinks he's too cool for that to apply to him.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Tai posted:

Well that explains a lot. I just assumed the gag covered making GBS threads on the judge.

It covers his staff and family, because Trump will go out of their way to attack them otherwise. The judge and the DA are public figures, and it's harder to restrict speech about them. None of the gag orders have restricted speech about the judges themselves or the main prosecutor (DA, AG, special counsel).

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

She says "cricket was the picture of pure joy...I HATED HIM"
Kristi Noem's Matchlock Holiday

edit: context

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Apr 26, 2024

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lol he couldn’t even make it 30 minutes before falling asleep again.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



an AOL chatroom posted:

Is this so Trump can do his rally in Michigan? Please tell me it's for some reason other than allowing Trump to hold his rally in Michigan.

Why would trump experience consequences?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Kristi "puppy was acting like a puppy so I had to blast it" Noem should get together with that state senator from Oklahoma who was all "hell yeah we need to beat kids who need glasses for not seeing right!"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
It's weird how the media avoids saying that Trump fell asleep with the same word-yoga they use to avoid saying a cop shot somebody

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Shout out to kazil for sacrificing their sanity posting Trump tweets for the thread.

Give em a free av/icon I reckon

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!



hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kazil def needs a better av. that stupid rear end mouse buddy poo poo is not befitting. send me what you want and ill make an admin request

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

lol I have avs turned off, I don't even know where the mouse one came from

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

Infinitum posted:

Shout out to kazil for sacrificing their sanity posting Trump tweets for the thread.

Give em a free av/icon I reckon

Emptyquote because it's true, all thanks go to you kazil

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Ya’ll were joking last week that Trump’s lawyers probably get paid like an extra $1,000 or something every time they call him President Donald Trump during the trial and on the record.

Lmao, it’s probably true.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply