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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Cartoon Man posted:

Ya’ll were joking last week that Trump’s lawyers probably get paid like an extra $1,000 or something every time they call him President Donald Trump during the trial and on the record.

Lmao, it’s probably true.
Claimed he’d pay maybe

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Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Isn't it a convention to refer to past presidents as president? ie the decaying husk of Jimmy Carter, constantly defying medical science by refusing to die, is still "President Carter"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It’s tradition and nothing more

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
not really. you can just call him a former president

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Nobody Interesting posted:

Isn't it a convention to refer to past presidents as president? ie the decaying husk of Jimmy Carter, constantly defying medical science by refusing to die, is still "President Carter"

We must go back to Twitter and find the first instance of someone saying "Today is the day he truly became President Trump"

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's a friggin' job title not an honorific. If it is a convention you should end that poo poo.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Small Strange Bird posted:

'There Will Come Soft Rains', but the computer is just repeating racial slurs.

There Will Come Hard R's

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Well I think I'm beginning to see a pattern/trend here:

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1783869152693735740?t=sTgcewKN6skorVLFtnxrXQ&s=19

Lawyers & Pecker:

Q: When you told Michael Cohen that the agreement was "bulletproof," you meant it, right?
A: Yes, I did.

Q: Because you had legal advice.
A: Yes.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!



zone
Dec 6, 2016

Are President Good Body and Good Brains, MAGA :sad:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Cartoon Man posted:

Ya’ll were joking last week that Trump’s lawyers probably get paid like an extra $1,000 or something every time they call him President Donald Trump during the trial and on the record.

Lmao, it’s probably true.

Nah, he ain't getting paid for it specifically. It's just how you have to deal with a malignant narcissist. If you don't slob their knob constantly and reinforce the reality between their ears at every opportunity you end up being the enemy and attacked for it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Mozi posted:

not really. you can just call him a former president

We can call him a rapist. Hopefully soon we can also call him a convicted criminal.

zone
Dec 6, 2016
Convicted felon and rapist, common criminal Donald Turnip

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

lmao polls

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

It's a friggin' job title not an honorific. If it is a convention you should end that poo poo.

I come from a country where lawyers wear silly wigs and the legislature isn't allowed to sit if there are no ravens in the courtyard of a medieval prison.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Not to continue to bring it up but if Trump is to pick Noem as vp which is reportedly who he is leaning toward, Noem will get raked over the coals for this

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Apr 26, 2024

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Cartoon Man posted:

We can call him a rapist. Hopefully soon we can also call him a convicted criminal.

Criminal defendant Trump.

Multiple Indictments Trump.

Rapist Trump.

Fuckhead.

Victim of a hyena attack Trump (wait, what? How’d that get there?)

Anything but President Trump

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:

lmao polls


what poll is that?

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Criminal defendant Trump.

Multiple Indictments Trump.

Rapist Trump.

Fuckhead.

Victim of a hyena attack Trump (wait, what? How’d that get there?)

Anything but President Trump

Failson loser

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dapper_Swindler posted:

what poll is that?

A very inaccurate one

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Dapper_Swindler posted:

what poll is that?

it's the revered politicalpolls @ppollingnumbers on x the everything app poll

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Dapper_Swindler posted:

what poll is that?

Google says Kaplan Strategies is a political marketing agency, so I'm guessing this is a poll designed to say what a client paid them to say

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mr. Nice! posted:

He's allowed to poo poo on the judge. He's allowed to poo poo on the prosecutor.

Should he be allowed to do either? I can't think of any other criminal defendant who could get away with what he does, but that doesn't change that he is allowed to talk trash about the judge all day long.

That's the issue. You and me can't do this poo poo. If you had a traffic hearing for running a stop sign and talked poo poo about a judge you'd end up getting a weekend stay or a fine. This poo poo is beyond the pale.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



kazil posted:

lmao polls

15 points down? Cmon son

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

kazil posted:

lmao polls


The media is really trying to make this a horse race between a pretty okay president that has done some good things and a racist rapist moronic charlatan who is bought-and-sold by foreign adversaries and is currently facing 93 criminal indictments in the USA, which makes these polls all the much more confusing and hilarious.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




kazil posted:

lmao polls


drat that Bodega visit worked wonders

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Elon posting more nonsensical nazi white birth rate poo poo, nothing new or funny about that.

However, Pressler’s response is hysterical



TyrsHTML
May 13, 2004

Wait so the defense is just "sure he did it but it's not that big of a deal" re: hush money.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



MORE WHITE INFANTS I shout, but how could you possibly interpret it as a racial remark? I just love, specifically, white babies so much.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

What was happening during the 1930s that might have made people not want to have a loving litter of kids? Maybe there's a loving pattern there you imbeciles.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

TyrsHTML posted:

Wait so the defense is just "sure he did it but it's not that big of a deal" re: hush money.

I think defense is trying to show that publishing or not publishing the stories wasn't about getting Trump elected but about making money as a magazine

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



TyrsHTML posted:

Wait so the defense is just "sure he did it but it's not that big of a deal" re: hush money.

They want Cohen's work to seem like routine tabloid work and thus the payments to him were legitimate legal expenses paid to his personal attorney.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

TyrsHTML posted:

Wait so the defense is just "sure he did it but it's not that big of a deal" re: hush money.

Actually yes. They're pushing for the lesser misdemeanour charge and not the campaign finance violation. They're not contesting that hush money was paid to a porn star at all only that the payment was laundered through a campaign contribution.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Squibbles posted:

Do you think trumps death will make his golf course more profitable than ever from all the people paying for a round of golf so they can piss on his grave, or will the cost of urine pool removal outweigh the potential gains?

The problem is that for Trump being pissed on for eternity would be a plus, not a minus.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is weird as gently caress

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Total Party Kill posted:

What was happening during the 1930s that might have made people not want to have a loving litter of kids? Maybe there's a loving pattern there you imbeciles.
They’re eventually going to call for repealing women’s rights in order to ensure they have a sufficient number of white babies. I think it’s already started, though the calls to strip votes from women aren’t yet mainstreamed. Maybe if Biden wins out and the nyt needs a new angle

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

When Trump dies, someone's going to post in this thread about it and get probated because no one will believe it.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
Mainstream conservatism turning toward anti-vaxx and quiverfull, I didn't know a heel could actually do a heel-turn

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Total Party Kill posted:

When Trump dies, someone's going to post in this thread about it and get probated because no one will believe it.

Do you remember when the Orange (juice) man died?

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