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Red Minjo posted:24! seems like a lot, yeah I wasn't expecting a math joke. But if that were the case Commander Biden would need to bite people twice a second for a full year to equal that output. Edit. limp dick calvin posted:money me. money now. me a money needing a lot now It sounds like his voice is going? He usually yells and is boisterous and he sounded soft / delicate. Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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Apr 28, 2024 02:48
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Accipiter posted:I don't get why someone hasn't told his campaign that "anyplace" and "anywhere" mean exactly the same thing and they keep looking stupid by being redundant. It's an old fighter saying. You wouldn't get it if you're not a fighter.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:49
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Ok, Monday morning, 10am. Oh you can't? welp
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Apr 28, 2024 02:49
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They just keep saying "anywhere, anyplace", as if those are different, huh Edit: very common political terms, like "schlonged"
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Apr 28, 2024 02:52
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lol that this was one of the few precious days Trump has to campaign and he didn't do poo poo. last few weeks, all he's done is visit a bodega after court, and visit a construction site before court
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Apr 28, 2024 02:53
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Obviously "where" and "place" are different, because Trump doesn't place a comically ill-fitting suit and ludicrously long tie.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:54
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kazil posted:lol that this was one of the few precious days Trump has to campaign and he didn't do poo poo. And complain about how Soros won’t let him be at his sons graduation and wife’s birthday
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Apr 28, 2024 02:55
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Can my unborn fetus play catch?
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Apr 28, 2024 02:57
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I thought the Stern/Biden interview was pretty good. I mean we all know Bidens family history but hearing him tell it, I was thinking, has donny ever felt real heartbreak in his life that wasn't about money?
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Apr 28, 2024 02:59
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Can my unborn fetus play catch? lol I love it. Are they going to dig in and defend Noem??
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Apr 28, 2024 03:00
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I'm not sorry to interrupt this chat with Toby Keith singing the praises of the DPRK workers party https://twitter.com/okaygreatfine/status/1783886620006961522
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Apr 28, 2024 03:04
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Can my unborn fetus play catch? No problem sir. We’ll send Mrs. Noem over to your house to murder your dog right away
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Apr 28, 2024 03:05
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She is, The Dog(Goat) Terminator....
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Apr 28, 2024 03:11
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Three Olives posted:
I don't know why this hasn't been brought up as Loser Talk. It's the same reason that Trump never participated in the Primary debates. Nothing there would change people's minds unless Donald actively shat his pants and then threw it at the audience. Donald is hoping for a Hail Mary and is trying to goad Biden into it. It's so ridiculously transparent. Well that, and try to distract from the disaster that is Donald's day to day life right now.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:11
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I forgot about commander Biden heroically biting secret service agents but then I remembered it again and: lol
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Apr 28, 2024 03:12
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Three Olives posted:
lol nice green text
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Apr 28, 2024 03:13
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Can my unborn fetus play catch? Trying to undermine the Evangelical Christian position is nearly impossible when you don't agree with their premises. I would be curious if they wondered whether a fetus could feel pain. The concept of what "life" is is messy, but I believe creatures that can express emotion deserve some protection.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:13
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radio lab had another episode inspired by women health issues for some reason, I think it said that a human egg cell is about the tiniest thing the human eye can resolve without the aid of various vision tools. also for better or for worse, the mass public probably does infact care more about animal wellfare than (grown)humans.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:13
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Set forth a rigid set of rules surrounding the debate that Donald won’t agree to then just say “welp! We tried!”
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Apr 28, 2024 03:16
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There it is https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784407261668077668 
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Apr 28, 2024 03:22
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Debating Trump seems easy. You don't take him seriously at any point and just look to stunt on him when he makes an especially notable rear end of himself.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:23
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Three Olives posted:
Biden should challenge Trump to a debate and invite all the press, then Biden shows up with Commander and says "this will be your opponent donald" and then everyone gets footage of Trump getting his dick bitten off by a dog
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Apr 28, 2024 03:25
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Not even Trump's most dedicated supporters would vote for Dickless Don
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Apr 28, 2024 03:27
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1784408587663548572
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Apr 28, 2024 03:28
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QuarkJets posted:Not even Trump's most dedicated supporters would vote for Dickless Don they would start chopping their dicks off in solidarity
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Apr 28, 2024 03:30
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HIYO!
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Apr 28, 2024 03:32
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lmao
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Apr 28, 2024 03:34
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It’s on MAX now, pretty funny
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Apr 28, 2024 03:35
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Lmao these are pretty good
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Apr 28, 2024 03:35
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redshirt posted:Debating Trump seems easy. You don't take him seriously at any point and just look to stunt on him when he makes an especially notable rear end of himself. I would love a debate where the moderator just asks the candidates simple questions about how government works, American history, and basic science. Stuff that any 5th grader should be able to answer. Keep a score counter on the screen.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:35
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Lmao
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Apr 28, 2024 03:36
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huh this event somehow Snucked up on me, unless the correspondent dinner is different from the press dinner? or theres no press dinner??
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Apr 28, 2024 03:39
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The New York Post is like having the New York Times summarized to you by a crack head -Colin Jost
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Apr 28, 2024 03:40
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Lmao these are pretty good Lol didn't Donald Trump avoid the correspondence dinner for four years like a little bitch?
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Apr 28, 2024 03:41
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PhazonLink posted:huh this event somehow Snucked up on me, unless the correspondent dinner is different from the press dinner? or theres no press dinner?? It’s what you’re thinking of, press and correspondence seem to be used interchangeably
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Apr 28, 2024 03:43
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Lmao Biden’s got a solid career in stand up if this President thing doesn’t work out
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Apr 28, 2024 03:44
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I would love a debate where the moderator just asks the candidates simple questions about how government works, American history, and basic science. Stuff that any 5th grader should be able to answer. Keep a score counter on the screen. Trump Truth Meter
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Apr 28, 2024 03:45
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This is straight up just a stand up comedy act, wow.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:46
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haha trump is going to be so mad and cry even more about biden not debating him and instead "choosing to do it when i'm not there" or something like that
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Apr 28, 2024 03:50
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