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weg, Toxic Mental)
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Apr 28, 2024 03:54
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emSparkly posted:This is straight up just a stand up comedy act, wow. The president always does a little stand up act at the correspondents dinner, it's tradition and they have a bunch of good writers come up with material. Turmbo didn't even go to the dinners let alone do it ofc because he has incredibly thin skin and famously couldn't even handle a brief bit of ribbing at one he attended as a guest, let alone withstand being consistently made fun of as the guest of honor as is also tradition.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:57
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Angry Truth saying it is only a quarter billion incoming.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:02
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Kristi was just doing what Sarah H-S allowed her brothers to do as is written. It’s just a shame they werent able to salvage the skins/coats. I need to get ready for the winter months✌🏽
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Apr 28, 2024 04:07
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Stray P. Cullings posted:Kristi was just doing what Sarah H-S allowed her brothers to do as is written. Should have gone with "Marie An Toilet" imo
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Apr 28, 2024 04:11
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1784412868764672088
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Apr 28, 2024 04:13
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Apr 28, 2024 04:17
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This is funny and all but what’s funnier is this is going to ENRAGE Trump
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Apr 28, 2024 04:23
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Lol at how hackish the first part of that joke is, dude is the head writer of snl and that's the line he comes up with?
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Apr 28, 2024 04:24
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He isn’t funny op, nobody in snl is He’s another blueblood nepo baby, but let’s let him fight the coming Trump onslaught for us
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Apr 28, 2024 04:25
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I can’t prove it, but I’ve kind of suspected that Jost was a goon at some point. Like maybe one of those bitch-rear end 2004 reg date goons that mostly just signed up for the BitTorrent Barnyard and then silently left less than a year later, but a goon nonetheless.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:30
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Inspector Hound posted:Should have gone with "Marie An Toilet" imo We already control the toilet/oil/gas/diaper industry. Costs/overhead is low when the bulk of your revenue is from semi renewable resources (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 28, 2024 04:31
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It's also difficult to make fun of Trump in a way that sticks since he is both so ridiculous and vile it's like scoring a goal when the goal is bigger than the arena.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:32
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Almost Smart posted:I can’t prove it, but I’ve kind of suspected that Jost was a goon at some point. Like maybe one of those bitch-rear end 2004 reg date goons that mostly just signed up for the BitTorrent Barnyard and then silently left less than a year later, but a goon nonetheless. I've often wondered if there are high-placed gag writers or script doctors here on SA, not necessarily lurking for material from others but practicing their own craft on the goons.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:37
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Almost Smart posted:I can’t prove it, but I’ve kind of suspected that Jost was a goon at some point. Like maybe one of those bitch-rear end 2004 reg date goons that mostly just signed up for the BitTorrent Barnyard and then silently left less than a year later, but a goon nonetheless. Hey man, I stuck around after the torrents disappeared! 
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Apr 28, 2024 04:37
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i signed up an was like were is btb??????? gently caress
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Apr 28, 2024 04:43
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I brought my Drake posted:I've often wondered if there are high-placed gag writers or script doctors here on SA, not necessarily lurking for material from others but practicing their own craft on the goons. I seem to recall that Patton Oswalt was suspected of being a long-term goon at some point.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:46
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free hubcaps posted:Lol at how hackish the first part of that joke is, dude is the head writer of snl and that's the line he comes up with? Oh come on that was good cheap shot roast zingers. What have we got better? "lol tump farted"
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Apr 28, 2024 04:47
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jost is ok but he and che have been on snl way too long at this point
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Apr 28, 2024 04:58
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Almost Smart posted:I can’t prove it, but I’ve kind of suspected that Jost was a goon at some point. Like maybe one of those bitch-rear end 2004 reg date goons that mostly just signed up for the BitTorrent Barnyard and then silently left less than a year later, but a goon nonetheless.
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Apr 28, 2024 05:03
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Thank You, for letting me feel good about my 2005 regdate. 
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Apr 28, 2024 05:11
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Chrpno posted:Oh come on that was good cheap shot roast zingers. What have we got better? "lol tump farted" shidded and farded*
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Apr 28, 2024 05:18
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Here Trump sits, all broken hearted. Came to poo poo (in court) but only sharted.
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Apr 28, 2024 05:20
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Trump's only farting to keep warm in that frozen courtroom
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Apr 28, 2024 05:27
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:Trump's only farting to keep warm in that frozen courtroom WINDOWLESS
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Apr 28, 2024 05:32
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Poor bastard. Forced to sit in a chair Cold, no windows, not even a portable television I know a softer man would have cracked by now. I’m surprised anyone can stand it, even though I know he’s the pinochle of masculine energy
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Apr 28, 2024 05:39
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Imagine I made this joke but with a really punch able smirking face, and I stumbled a few times during my delivery. That’s every snl guy
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Apr 28, 2024 05:40
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it's a shame he couldn't make it to his step son's graduation. boom roasted
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Apr 28, 2024 05:44
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DaveWoo posted:jost is ok but he and che have been on snl way too long at this point They're the only reason people watch it these days.
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Apr 28, 2024 05:48
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Three Olives posted:Angry Truth saying it is only a quarter billion incoming. He's put up a quarter billion in bonds, but he still owes half a billion.
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Apr 28, 2024 05:50
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Donald Trump is a big stupid jerk and his family hates him and he’s poor and facing almost a hundred felony charges and yet somehow the front runner for president of the most powerful nation on the planet *looks at camera with a really dumb expression*
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Apr 28, 2024 05:51
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In another time, Biden would have had a decent career as a stand up comedian
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Apr 28, 2024 06:12
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free hubcaps posted:Lol at how hackish the first part of that joke is, dude is the head writer of snl and that's the line he comes up with? TURPM!
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Apr 28, 2024 06:20
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lol that Trump has got to be seething about Biden dunking on him
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Apr 28, 2024 06:36
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wake me up when trump starts posting lol, he gunna blow a gasket
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Apr 28, 2024 07:09
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Cat Hassler posted:lol that Trump has got to be seething about Biden dunking on him Trump is gonna post through it
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Apr 28, 2024 07:26
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He’s definitely going to work SNL’s declining ratings into it somehow. I don’t know if they actually are declining, but he’s going to say that because he thinks people care about that as much as he does.
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Apr 28, 2024 07:31
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Many people scholars are saying this
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Apr 28, 2024 07:38
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SLEEPY JOE BIDEN DOING UNFUNNY COMEDY SETS WHILE I (TRUMP) WORK HARD FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
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Apr 28, 2024 07:43
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Three Olives posted:Angry Truth saying it is only a quarter billion incoming. Not really correct. He still owes half a billion. Just the bail is lower than that. The final payment was not lowered.
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Apr 28, 2024 07:43
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