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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Escape From Noise posted:

Sorry. All out. Instead have some of these sub-par slams!


Poor Small Biden.

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el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Just lmao at these poo poo comedians or really anyone trying the whole 'you can't say anything these days'. Taika Waititi played Hitler in a film where a child excitedly screams 'heil Hitler!' over and over in the opening scene.

It was nominated for several Oscars and won one. Can't say anything these days though, cos of woke

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

el dingo posted:

Just lmao at these poo poo comedians or really anyone trying the whole 'you can't say anything these days'. Taika Waititi played Hitler in a film where a child excitedly screams 'heil Hitler!' over and over in the opening scene.

It was nominated for several Oscars and won one. Can't say anything these days though, cos of woke

Yeah but that movie was forced to take an anti-Nazi stance due to extreme leftist influencers. Unlike classics like Cabaret which show a well-rounded view of post-Weimar National Socialist society

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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frytechnician posted:

Jason Alexander, as far as I can tell, is a cool and decent guy. Seinfeld was never a show that I found funny but respected its craft.

I think milaneza made a pretty good point just a bit upthread about the power of nostalgia, something that's much easier to grasp onto and understand than confront even 1% of the complex and challenging world around us in present day. Jerry Seinfeld is, for most people a hard-working and gifted comedian (again, not in my eyes), who easily could have retired aeons ago but still does stand up for the love of it. The problem is the sense of insane entitlement and complete lack of introspection. There is no willingness to understand people, their struggles and why they're currently unhappy with the way things are. It's the Principal Skinner "it's the children who are wrong" bit in real life.

The environment in which they made their fortune has changed and they hate this.

It's real shockedpikachu how comedians who make their bones as young scrappers in front of brick walls doing observational humor about all the things that suck in life, and then make millions or billions of dollars, somehow lose track of what is funny and start thinking everyone is too sensitive


Also re: the Elon quotes earlier about how if you let your p.c. advisor stop you from making racist jokes "your culture is doomed" -- that's quite a telling little conclusion there ain't it. So you're saying (white straight cis western) culture is a fragile thing that must be defended at all costs against the encroachment of the unclean other. If they find your comedy offensive, good! They're the aggressors, you're just acting in self-defense!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Failed Imagineer posted:

Somebody should clip that and buy his stupid face as an emote. Would be a good response when someone posted the worst cringiest poo poo ever (yes, much like this post)


:yarg:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Fishmasher posted:

what's the deal with

all these billionaires publicly whining about how awful or unfair their lives are every day

spend a trillionth of your net worth on a team of world class therapists, holy poo poo

They don't need therapy in their eyes. They are already way better than you. Getting therapy is for plebes to them.

These people in their minds are the epitome of peak perfection on this planet, admitting they have issues would be weakness.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Actually almost everything about Forgatio makes me think of Rittenhouse as almost the exact same people from their look and/or intelligence levels

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

Fromage Blow is a walking PSA about the dangers of fetal alcohol syndrome

I forget who interviewed him but they seemed to try to give him a fair shake while being fairly critical of him but my god he came off as dumber than hell.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

QuarkJets posted:

Jerry Seinfeld: "Comedians are on top, we react instantly to the audience who always love us!"

The camera pans to a clip of Dave Chapelle getting boo'd on stage for telling unfunny trans jokes right before bringing Elon Musk on stage

Yeah I laughed at that line too because you just know he'd call an audience woke or whatever if they booed his standup set too

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Data Graham posted:

It's real shockedpikachu how comedians who make their bones as young scrappers in front of brick walls doing observational humor about all the things that suck in life, and then make millions or billions of dollars, somehow lose track of what is funny and start thinking everyone is too sensitive


Also re: the Elon quotes earlier about how if you let your p.c. advisor stop you from making racist jokes "your culture is doomed" -- that's quite a telling little conclusion there ain't it. So you're saying (white straight cis western) culture is a fragile thing that must be defended at all costs against the encroachment of the unclean other. If they find your comedy offensive, good! They're the aggressors, you're just acting in self-defense!

Why the gently caress does Elon, the world's most horrifically unfunny spazz, keep talking about comedy like he is this generation's George Carlin?

When has he ever been funny in anything? Shut the gently caress up, you horribly unfunny dork. Like dude legit believes he's one of the comedy greats because he guest starred on some bad comedy shows, holy poo poo.

You are just some douchbag with too much money and everyone around you never tells you how loving stupid you are because of it.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Oh, you know which jokes

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

TulliusCicero posted:

Why the gently caress does Elon, the world's most horrifically unfunny spazz, keep talking about comedy like he is this generation's George Carlin?

When has he ever been funny in anything?

HAHAH REMEMBER WHEN HE WENT INTO TWITTER OFFICES HOLDING A SINK HAHAHA

HAHA

hah

uhhhh...

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
the cybertruck is a pretty hilarious joke tho

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah but that movie was forced to take an anti-Nazi stance due to extreme leftist influencers. Unlike classics like Cabaret which show a well-rounded view of post-Weimar National Socialist society

:dudsmile:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Lol no it’s not you can be an edgy and poo poo, you just have to have heart and more then edge and joke can’t just be “lol minorities” like yeah people can be stupidly anal about jokes even then but who cares.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

el dingo posted:

Just lmao at these poo poo comedians or really anyone trying the whole 'you can't say anything these days'. Taika Waititi played Hitler in a film where a child excitedly screams 'heil Hitler!' over and over in the opening scene.

It was nominated for several Oscars and won one. Can't say anything these days though, cos of woke

But they didn't hire you're favorite comedian (ME!!)

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

Escape From Noise posted:

Sorry. All out. Instead have some of these sub-par slams!






Somebody explain to me how to make these in to bumper stickers like I'm a 65 year old retired plummer. MY TRUCK NEEDS THIS XD XD XD

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Also LOL at still being mad at Colin Kaepernick in 2024.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

TulliusCicero posted:

Why the gently caress does Elon, the world's most horrifically unfunny spazz, keep talking about comedy like he is this generation's George Carlin?

When has he ever been funny in anything? Shut the gently caress up, you horribly unfunny dork. Like dude legit believes he's one of the comedy greats because he guest starred on some bad comedy shows, holy poo poo.

You are just some douchbag with too much money and everyone around you never tells you how loving stupid you are because of it.

Because he is a rich moron who desperately wants to believe he is a big smarty guy about everything.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

His mom told him so

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

MrQwerty posted:

His mom told him so

His sock puppet?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Lmao at the quote


quote:

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) has “no shot” at being Donald Trump’s running mate after revealing in a forthcoming book that she shot and killed her puppy, the New York Post reports.

Said one Trump ally: “Trump isn’t a dog person necessarily, but I think he understands that you can’t choose a puppy killer as your pick, for blatantly obvious reasons.”

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao at the quote

Genuinely shocked it was a bridge too far for him. Lmfao.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Sunday Morning posted:

Also LOL at still being mad at Colin Kaepernick in 2024.

:actually: he posted it in 2023. You fool! You idiot! You absolute maroon!

He posted this a few months later.


Dude's obsessed with prison.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao at the quote

Yeah trump is genuinely brain hosed to understand pets as a concept but lol at even him realizing it.

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose

Escape From Noise posted:

:actually: he posted it in 2023. You fool! You idiot! You absolute maroon!

He posted this a few months later.


Dude's obsessed with prison.

I got good money on the over that he's still mad

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Watch him pick Kristi anyway because evidence shows that she can deal with the tough decisions when needed.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
I fully expect the comedy option that Trump refuses to pick a VP because of brain damage, and tries to go solo because :confused:

5er
Jun 1, 2000



If you're stupid and you know it make a stage name that references car parts and a thinly veiled cocaine reference.

clap, clap

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



notwithoutmyanus posted:

I fully expect the comedy option that Trump refuses to pick a VP because of brain damage, and tries to go solo because :confused:

Maybe he'll go full Caligula, invoke air bud rules, and nominate Cricket.

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

el dingo posted:

Taika Waititi played Hitler in a film where a child excitedly screams 'heil Hitler!' over and over in the opening scene.

It was nominated for several Oscars and won one. Can't say anything these days though, cos of woke

I didn't realize it won an Oscar lol

Also Waititi played Hitler in in and the kid was friends with Hitler.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Sunday Morning posted:

Also LOL at still being mad at Colin Kaepernick in 2024.

We'll all be in nursing homes and these shitheads will still be screaming on the reg about Kaepernick, Greta Thunberg, Jussie Smollett, Rachel Dolezal, etc etc

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Rachel Dolezal is pretty funny though

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




Now that's what I call bedroom eyes

...a child's bedroom that he snuck into, specifically

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Aramis posted:

Maybe he'll go full Caligula, invoke air bud rules, and nominate Cricket.

A dead dog shot by a Republican would easily outperform Trump. He's not going to be open to that kind of competition

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Meatball posted:

I didn't realize it won an Oscar lol

Also Waititi played Hitler in in and the kid was friends with Hitler.

That movie was legit funny

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

cr0y posted:

That movie was legit funny

I need to revisit it, but I wasn't in the mood for a "sometimes Nazis are nice too" movie when it released.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




I'm looking forward to seeing how this dipshit looks and is living thirty years from now. I'll be 70 and even though this dude has to be at least ten years younger than me he's going to look like a badly-aged 90, if he's still alive.

Face tattoos are never a good life choice, although maybe I think that because I only ever see them on this kind of guy.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
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https://x.com/TheRickWilson/status/1785283394718343569

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

:thunk:

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