LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

big nipples big life posted:

Something like: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"?

Sounds woke

# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 20:27

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:35

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

jet sanchEz posted:

I was thinking about Gina gershon and how she totally hosed up an easy life just because she couldn�t keep her abhorrent views to herself

What did the lady from Bound do?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 01:40

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

I�d be delighted to take a hog

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 17:23

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Preoptopus posted:

Just had a thought experiment. Say Trump and Biden end up on a debate stage together. Trump is all hopped up on whatever the gently caress. Biden goes off on him no holds bar about all the legal poo poo trumps got going on. Trump freaks out in a fit of rage and charges at the current president with a flag pole. Ex president attacking current president. What does secret service do?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 05:50

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Preoptopus posted:

Just had a thought experiment. Say Trump and Biden end up on a debate stage together. Trump is all hopped up on whatever the gently caress. Biden goes off on him no holds bar about all the legal poo poo trumps got going on. Trump freaks out in a fit of rage and charges at the current president with a flag pole. Ex president attacking current president. What does secret service do?

I also enjoy this music video op

https://youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY

# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 06:33

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Trunt

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 01:39

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Strong Sauce posted:

for all you people swooning over taylor swift in this thread...

Taylor Swift joins Elon Musk in trying to silence student who tracks celebrity jets
https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/6/24063220/taylor-swift-jet-public-data-social-media

Oh no, our faves!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 23:07

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Three Olives posted:

I love how in every photo taken at Mar-a-lago that I have ever seen the women are dressed like a stripper on a date with an 80 year man that is taking her out to a nice restaurant.

https://twitter.com/BlazeTV/status/1754920025050513694

The only catturd merch I have ever seen in the wild was on a car whose driver was literally too stupid to exit a parking garage and had to wait for someone else to perform the complicated process of insert ticket then insert credit card

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 02:02

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Goodnight MAGAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

# ¿ Feb 7, 2024 18:30

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Oh

My

God

That is 100% real post on this dudes instagram

Bet he wishes he aborted his plan

# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 17:50

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Outpost22 posted:

How does one become an "official" Trump?

Donald anoints your forehead with whatever he finds in his diaper

# ¿ Feb 16, 2024 18:10

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Durf posted:

Vice President Mike Pence tried to kiss his wife, Karen Pence, in the minutes after Donald Trump won the presidential election in November 2016, but she reportedly turned away from him and said: "You got what you wanted, Mike. Now leave me alone."

Was trump�s lawful wife even there, or just the wife of his heart?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 20:40

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Pope Corky the IX posted:

What's that cereal that's like a brick you have to bust up with a spoon? I think you're supposed to eat it if you haven't taken a poo poo since Hands Across America.

Weetabix

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 18:24

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

The unvaccinated school is five miles from my house and in one of the richest and fanciest towns in the area.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 19:27

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Serious_Cyclone posted:

the Platonic ideal of Florida is a bunch of lepers sitting in a circle filing defamation suits against each other

And swinging.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 19:33

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Frank Frank posted:

No idea what this means and I'm sure as gently caress not googling it.

https://youtu.be/1FMWza0u4Jk

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 03:52

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Shageletic posted:

What are you looking forward to in a second Biden administration?

Dark brandon sunglasses with built in red leds

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 03:56

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Hollismason posted:

There's a serious loving problem if your dog is biting 25 people a year.

That dog tried to bite Joe Biden 25 times and 25 heroes gave their bodies and magazine pouches to keep him alive.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 04:30

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

madmatt112 posted:

Umm does the dog bite anybody who isnt military or law enforcement??

That dog is Joe Biden�s familiar and it must bite someone before every speech to keep Joe alive

I wonder what the top secret blacked out locations are

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 04:32

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

For every recreational sex you don�t have I�ll have well actually none either but you know not for moral reasons

# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 05:39

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Another Bill posted:

Not if they take the pill 28 days a month instead of 21 days + 7 days sugar pills.

My wife did this for years to avoid the migraines that came along with her periods. Lmao at the wrong takes in this thread.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 17:10

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

B-Rock452 posted:

Yeah my wife did as well, always got horrific migraines so she just threw out the sugar pills and moved on to the next month. Her doctor was fine with it. Didn't think this was a weird thing until this thread

It�s not weird at all, just goons thinking they know more than they do

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 17:20

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

thunderspanks posted:

it is, just not in here.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 17:23

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i mean i dont think they are canibals but shits bleak in hati and has been for a while. obviously chuds are gonna chud.

There�s videos going around reddit of a dude eating a leg that are claiming to be from haiti

# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 17:30

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

redshirt posted:

What's Alice Cooper shoot?

Heroin, but he quit.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 00:23

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

incoherent light posted:

The ratfuckers at CNN picked a great picture of Dear Leader for the front page. It almost looks like a tanned guy standing in front of some fat pale shmuck. He segregated his face.

I imagined for a moment what it would be like to have that face, and to reach up and touch it, feel the saggy flesh and puckers and folds

His head looks like it has a vagina at the bottom of it.

His nussy has grown in to a nunt

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 16:20

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1770507878891167793?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Is Comer married to a rake because he sure likes having one slammed into his face repeatedly.

He might just be dumber than dogshit.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 20:11

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

PainterofCrap posted:

From a few pages back...

They're excellent. Were about $35 each when I got them. Installed one for my heater fan.

https://i.imgur.com/FPeaitu.mp4

Desperados Under the Eaves. Sick.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 02:04

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Nodelphi posted:

Trump Wriggles out of this one: Infinity
Things mattering: 0
Goons being wrong about everything: Also infinity

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 17:05

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

K shaped justice system

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 19:18

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

TulliusCicero posted:

There is no world where Trump loses the WH and the GOP gains the Senate

Like that is loving insane

The GOP has been getting dumpstered in votes since 2022, there is no reason to see that trend changing

I see no course correction that will prevent the GOP from getting dumpstered, and more of their voters die every day

GOP, Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 21:34

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Just remember that if anyone here couldn�t pay a $1000 bond, we�d be thrown in jail, but Trump gets to negotiate his down and gets an extension.

When you owe the government $1000 it�s your problem. When you owe them a cool half-billy, it�s the government�s problem.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 02:44

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Three Olives posted:

He has spasmodic dysphonia, the same thing that Diane Rehm has.

Do you think the two of them ever have phone sex?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 21:58

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

QuarkJets posted:

The only people who care about having a gas stove are the same people with way too many cast iron cookware bad opinions, electric stoves are fine and what most people use, and induction is better than gas

Induction is ok. The heating elements are much smaller than gas burners, and it stops heating when I take the pan off the stove to toss the food, meaning I stir more than toss these days. Way better than electric coils though.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:02

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Too big to fail is the law of the land, and trump will be coddled and protected until he dies, having lived a life of unimaginable luxury, but without ever being loved by someone he loved.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:17

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

He isn�t capable of love. He isn�t even capable of being happy, my favorite example is after he won in 2016 and immediately started complaining about not winning by more.

Absolutely true, which would be tragic if he wasn�t such a huge piece of poo poo, but since he is it�s hilarious

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 20:25

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Agents are GO! posted:

Oh, but you were such an exceptional tosser!

Don�t worry I didn�t forget any of my old tricks, just learned new ones :shehuck:

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 21:27

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Stink Billyums posted:

he has 6 more days to come up with the 175 mil

5 more days before they lower the amount he has to pay

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 17:23

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Trump will check in to treatment for affluenza, and all will be forgiven

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 18:28

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:35

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

LifeSunDeath posted:

so now that truth social is public, do you think they'll have to moderate trumbo? if so huge LOL.

Moderate trumbo sounds like a metal gear character

# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 18:36

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