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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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No one took the triple deuces so if we still taking guesses $222,000,000

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Man I'm going to be sleeping good tonight knowing that Trump will not be sleeping good tonight and that he is legitimately afraid and freaking the gently caress out

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I'm just here laughing at the fact that all these goons thought that the Rico case which usually takes years was going to be done before the election

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I find it highly unlikely though not impossible that Trump wins.

It's obvious enthusiasm for him is very low except by his ever shrinking base. And I know Biden isn't doing much better in the way of enthusiasm but with the overturning of Roe v Wade there is enough enthusiasm to stop Republicans that I think the fact that Trump is just running on a platform of revenge and not policy that there is no chance he gets the votes necessary to win.

What I'm really looking forward to is him winning the nomination and then being sent to prison before the election which would be devastating for Republicans nationwide.

They really are stuck between a rock and a hard place because Trump will likely win the nomination but they could at the convention choose someone else if he is imprisoned and the hell that would break loose from that would be insane.

These fuckers deserve this I hope they are devastated electorally for the next 20 to 30 years.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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FuturePastNow posted:

one thing is assured, his autopsy report will not say "the anus is unremarkable"

Is it because they mistake it for his mouth?

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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For anyone in the thread concerned about the United States military somehow turning against the federal government and the President. Don't worry, they've thought of that scenario.

The government has put so much goddamn money into research and testing to make drat sure that every soldier they turn out doesn't turn against them. The entire chain of command and the entire basis for how the military operates is specifically designed so that there is no way they could organize or would want to organize against the country or the president.

Not saying they don't turn out some crazy people but there's just no logistical way it could happen.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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crusty posted:

Lol!
Hope our orange lad is having a bad time today.

He most certainly is and the fact that he hasn't said poo poo about the case because he doesn't want to be hit with defamation a third time has been the icing on the cake

Beefed Owl fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jan 27, 2024

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Frank Frank posted:

Who the gently caress cares who celebrities endorse for President? Does that even matter to anyone at all?

It matters to very stupid people.

So a lot of people.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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When looking at these polls I would like to remind everyone that every indication showed that 2022 was going to be an absolute blowout win for Republicans and yet they lost big to an incumbent who had a sub 50 approval rating during an economic downturn. That is insane and basically takes work to accomplish.

Basically what I'm saying is even if Biden is less popular and even if the economy is not great he probably has a great chance at winning reelection because Republicans really are that bad at reading the room and Trump has done nothing to gain the independents and undecideds he needs to win.

And if Trump is the Republican nominee and in prison prior to November it will be an absolute devastating blow to Republicans nationwide and you're going to see some absolutely ridiculous democrat victories in areas you wouldn't even imagine it possible.

I bet Texas actually goes blue.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Three Olives posted:

No, I actually got kicked out of a casino once because I bet on both black and red on roulette. It took them awhile but eventually they figured out how I was winning every game and got super mad.

If you were winning every game what happened when it landed on the green zero.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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For a long time craps tables didn't have 12 as a push for the don't pass so if you bet both the past and the don't pass you basically could never lose you wouldn't win but it was one way to keep getting the free drinks that came around while you played they used to call it the beer bet for that reason but now you can't break even each time.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Well we are on the subject of betting should we start an office pool for the date that the New York fraud case is decided.

I'm going with February 13th

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Considering how much money is spent on campaigns nowadays that is not a lot of money for the NRCC.

Good.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Hollismason posted:

I wonder if Trump is going to debate Biden. Personally I don't think he will. I think this will be one of the first presidential races where the two candidates didn't debate.

It will be hard for him to do that from prison

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I'm trying to come up with a scenario in my head where Trump has any shot in hell of winning and I just can't do it.

Even if it's a lower turnout election that will probably hurt Trump more. He has done nothing to gain undecided voters he has no policies or plans and quite frankly I think people are just kind of tired of him as weird as it is to say Biden being boring as poo poo is probably working to his benefit as people remember having to wake up each day with Trump as president stressing over if this was the day he was going to start world war 3.

This divide in the Republican party is killing them. I'm going to say that if Trump is found guilty of anything whether or not he sees prison he will have no chance of winning the election. Even being a convicted felon may not turn a lot of Republican voters but it will turn some and it will probably be enough with how razor thin the margins are for him.

Biden has a strong economy and no major scandals and his incumbency working for him and I think that's enough for him to be either Haley or Trump. Basically what I'm saying is it's far too early to say anything but I just don't feel like there is any path for Trump to succeed here.

The closest I can think of is Biden dying in October or some massive economic downturn but that's about it. poo poo even the economic downturn may not matter because we had one in 2022 and look how that turned out in the midterms.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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You are the gift that keeps on giving my dude

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Three Olives posted:

But, I don't think it is? I just don't think they understand how society works, even for rich people? Which to be fair is something that has befuddled Trump his entire life.

I find it very painful to admit this, but Melania's sense of style was, arguably, fine to good with some serious missteps, her issue was she had no awareness for context. She basically always dressed completely inappropriately, not badly, but, just being obviously ignorant of or intentionally ignoring how much she stood out, but, in a bad way.

I don't care do u?

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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ishikabibble posted:

Admittedly I heard this from a small factory owner in Ohio so take it with the biggest grain of salt, but probably. I was there for an audit and at dinner that night he was mentioning he was having trouble hiring people because he was offering big boy job benefits like healthcare/etc, possibility of advancement/pay raises, that sorta stuff. But there were other factories in the area beating his base pay by a buck an hour and that was all the potential hires seemed to care about. Claimed he'd even sit some guys down and outline how much the benefits are worth in monetary value and how that beat what they'd be getting paid elsewhere, but they'd almost just stare at him blankly and go 'but the other place will pay me a dollar more an hour'.

Why doesn't that company just pay them one more dollar an hour. "We can't get anybody to work for us but we'll be damned if we pay them even one more dollar an hour"

And yes I know in some companies a $1 raise across the board can be a good amount of cost but if it's costing you good labor maybe it's worth the investment

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I wouldn't worry about the Georgia case one way or the other because it's going to take years to resolve anyway by then Trump will either be in federal prison or dead.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Nessus posted:

Did they ever get to the Ram Ranch?

18 naked cowboys, out at the border, ready to be hosed

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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ephex posted:

KING CHARLES HAS CANCER, SAD NEWS! BUT LET ME TELL YOU, HIS FINGERS ARE TREMENDOUS, LIKE SAUSAGES! AND NOBODY EATS SAUSAGES BETTER THAN ME, YOUR FAVOURITE PRESIDENT. THEY CALL ME THE THROAT GOAT – THE GLIZZY GULPER! I CAN THROAT MORE THAN OBAMA EVER COULD. MY SAUSAGE SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED

I find this attempt to be Trump rather lacking. There is no way he would put a u in favorite.

But he would put an extra l in stolen.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Onkel Hedwig posted:

You are all radical left degenerates

Why thank you I try my best

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Stoatbringer posted:

:yooge: But Star Witness Michael "The Filthy Weasel" Cohen also LIED in courtroom like a DOG, completely DESTROYING the FAKE HOAX Biden case even though I am INNOCENT and my 100% disclaimer was "PERFECT". Sack the political "hack" judge NOW! We rear end {grapes)

Oh my God I forgot about

We rear end Grapes

Trump's lovely term as president really did bring out the Lols

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Failed Imagineer posted:

I must have missed this one...

To be honest I don't even 100% remember the full context of it but I remember howling my balls off at the thread chanting

WE rear end (GRAPES)

WE rear end (GRAPES)

I think it was kind of an amalgamation of some of Trump's weirdest tweets including the one that just said: We

I wish I could remember the (grapes) one.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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So Trump is now basically begging Biden for a debate ever since the immunity deal was shot down because he now realizes that he has to absolutely win the election to stay out of prison.

He realizes he is down with independents and key demographics that he will need to win the election it's funny to me that he won't debate Nikki Haley though because he knows that she would out debate him.

I also like how it's funny that Biden is dismissing it for now claiming that Trump has nothing better to do. If I were Biden I would just say it's beneath me to debate a sex offender just to set the chuds off.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao wait he is?

But I thought you were winning all those polls Donny! What gives?!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/02/05/trump-calls-to-debate-biden-president-shrugs-him-off.html

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I can't believe I feel that there is an actual chance that Democrats keep the Senate.

Republicans are just that dysfunctional right now

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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SuperMarrio posted:

Honestly, this is something I've been wrestling with for a really, really long time. It seems like it'd be a pretty easy thing to do
Morally dubious perhaps, but easy

I have thought the same I know it would take very little effort to separate these rubes from their money, and some of them probably deserve it but I just can't bring myself to be that kind of person just bullshitting people to take their money.

It's why I never became a priest

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Honestly I wish I could just stopped at the end of season 2 season 3 was pretty disappointing but I really liked the first two

I'm actually rewatching Hannibal right now and I could basically say the exact same thing

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Batterypowered7 posted:

Judge Engoron needs to quit eating rocks at Death Mountain or whatever the gently caress it is he does and give us our judgement already.

I'm putting the date that he puts the judgment in at around the 15th I would expect we will not see something for a little while longer

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I really really hope that Trump ends up being the Republican nominee.

Biden an already beat him once has the advantage of the incumbency has the advantage of a good economy that doesn't look like it will downturn in the next 7 months though nothing is guaranteed.

Trump is behind with independents and several key demographics he needs to win, is going to be seen in court for pretty much the entire campaign which will also keep him from campaigning and if he is found guilty of insurrection that will significantly factor into people's voting decision, because even if Trump's sycophants will ride or die a felon president is a devastating look and will affect down ballot candidates.

Nikki Haley despite her dumb thoughts on LGBTQIA and the civil war would probably fare better against Biden though I still think he could beat her. And in estimations based on lower turnout or low enthusiasm for either candidate Biden still wins.

I think the funniest and the best option is for Trump to take the nomination and as early as possible to put the most strain on Republicans especially if he is found guilty or even more funny imprisoned. I would have been massively surprised if they ruled against Trump on this and to be honest I'm kind of glad they didn't.

There are paths for Trump to win but man he's going to do everything in his power to sabotage that. If I was Biden I would feel pretty confident right now and so far it seems like he is.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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nine-gear crow posted:

lol Biden's gonna drop an f bomb in just this presser

If he does that I guarantee he wins reelection

Malarkey snipe

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Tucker getting bodied by Putin is pretty funny.

It's pretty much the only funny thing Putin has done

Besides riding that horse shirtless I guess

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Trump is probably not wrong in his ability to correctly pick primary winners but that's his real problem You can win primaries with Trump but you can't win the general election with him which is why he will never be anywhere close to honest about his true numbers in the general election they are piss poor terrible

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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The dumb chud trolls have started to roll in...

It must be election season...

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Trump has no liquid assets everything he has is leveraged this 100% absolutely butt fucks him he has no way out he is completely broke he will have no money to campaign on and it couldn't have happened to a shittier person

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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greazeball posted:

he's on the hook for half a billion dollars and we haven't even really started his four criminal trials yet

It really is incredible what we are in for in the LOL department this year

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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I remember someone made a bunch of pretty good plays on Trump and 007 movies the best one in my opinion being You Only Vote Twice

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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kazil posted:

Posting Tweets

Thank you for your service especially with screen capping the tweets for those of us who don't have an account but it's kind of weird when you do it to videos we can't click

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

its a mix of that mixed with him being married to doctor girlfriend.

I don't think that's a fair comparison because Dr girlfriend is intelligent and actually held a lot of power

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