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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Puts things in perspective. Sorry pops, but you're next

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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dark brandon owns

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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no civil war is ever fun, but boy it sure sounds like we're on track for a few laughs before everything falls into misery

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Scags McDouglas posted:

He'll keep getting elected as long as he wants. Everyone thought Beto O''Rourke would be the big turnaround. I think Texas will eventually transform politically into Georgia's trajectory but I'm not holding my breath for a few decades.

Beto was a moron but I'll concede that his team did wonders for downballot voting. Anytime it isn't a 100% red victory in Texas you gotta take the small Ws wherever they appear

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I hated Hillary. I voted for her.

I dont like Biden. I'm voting for him.

I will poo poo on both of them for their failings while also making GBS threads on Trump. I don't care what you do. Yes, you. If you're reading this, do what you want. 2016 already happened once. I can't go through it again. I've gone from 50% jaded to almost completely green in the years since.







Also a man tazed his own balls and died

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Jelly posted:

god this thread really sucks lately

stop doomering endlessly over early lovely polls, literally anything television media cares about, and obvious supreme court rulings

:agreed:


I understand the spirit of the doomerism, I do, but at a certain point you just gotta hold firm and hope regardless of how miserable it is.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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holy gently caress i choked on my drink


"my predecessor failed the ability to care"



jesus fuckin christ, dark brandon, im gonna cum

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Biden is here to poo poo on all of you motherfuckers, this owns

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:lmao: ehh I could probably do moscow too

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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First of May posted:

WEALTH TAX. WEALTH TAX.
::halo guy gif::

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Silly Burrito posted:

"I will stop you"

Dark Brandon will gut some spineless losers

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Good god loving dunk on em, Joe

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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mannerup posted:

"let me close with this"

*applause*

lmao

:lmao:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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oh god yes

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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grifters failed to steal the entire government but they are still finding their wins down the ladder

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I think Ken Buck might just be havin a lil fun on his way out

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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What's that, you can cum?


What's it like being superior????

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

New study finds no brain injuries among ‘Havana syndrome’ patients

:lol: :lmao:

They were just extremely homesick

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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In these trying times I pray to the piss tape

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I'm feeling fine today. Didn't get the lol I wanted, but I'm still feeling optimistic.


Yeah it sucks how differently you get treated when you can appear rich to the court system, but this isn't him getting out of the jam. He's just gonna keep wiggling and wiggling and wiggling until his heart stops and hey that would still be a win to me.


Everyone relax and have a sodie pop.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Good riddance to a piece of garbage.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Scags McDouglas posted:

I'm sad that Gore had his election stolen in 2000 but I'm glad that Lieberman, instead of being a VP, just slowly degraded into a mutating clown and now everyone lucid is laughing at his overdue demise.

On the flipside a VP Lieberman not being a worthless sack of rear end in Congress would have been nice

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Suck my dick you fuckman might disagree

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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somnambulist posted:

I don’t think this “puts Florida in play” BUT I do think this puts more pressure on the Republican Party to invest resources in making sure Florida doesn’t flip and I think this will affect their campaign strategy in key swing states.

Of course if Florida DOES flip, holy lol

They're going to empty their warchest



Oh.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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LowendLobster making sure these morons are doing permanent damage.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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All the comedians going to bat for Roseanne years ago can gently caress off now and save me the time

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The assassin sent after Trump would change their mind and turn in the bounty

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Hello I'm cia

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Way late on this but HASHTAG TURBO CANCER is sending me to another plane

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The Obama curse



Clint Eastwood

Well, this made my day!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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MTG doesn't care about anyone actually running the house so long as more funding for Ukraine never happens


She's got Russki rubles coming out da wazoo, I tells ya

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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"Pig Hitler" but sung in the style of "Snake Eater"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Bernie Bros will never die

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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:lmao:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The biggest punishment you can put him through AT THE MOMENT is forcing him to sit in the courtroom. Let's stick to that, the jail can come later as a post trial treat.:shobon:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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zone posted:

Interrupting Tmpur LOLs for one moment:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1782500397292089659
KILLARY KKKLINTON IS PLANNING TO KILL ME :downsowned:

I mean it's not so much that I wish death on Kari Lake but hey, it'd get Clinton locked up so I'm not sure what the issue is here? Lake, this is your chance to do what glorious leader could not.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Froghammer posted:

Hillary Clinton doesn't even know who Kari Lake is, let alone wants to kill her

Everyone but Kari Lake knows that, and yet

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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My personal opinion as a Texan is that it would take RFK punching up pretty drat hard to shake the election enough for a blue Texas.


However, it's more possible now than it's been in a bit. Can't deny that. Go get em, RFK you psycho.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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3 DONG HORSE posted:

Even Grant Ward didn't shoot the dog

jesus what a pull

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I would just remind anyone posting in this thread that if you're here to lol then you should probably take a break. Doomscrolling can happen to anyone, at anytime, much like farting yourself awake. Protect yourself and others by stepping away when you can't lol.

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