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Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Make America Gay Again.
Fish delites and cold berderz for all!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:11

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:03

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I asked Mike pence if he wanted to be vp of the new thread and he said neigh

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:13

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I hope they let him keep his phone, but put him in a cell block with zero reception.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:19

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

emSparkly posted:

Just hellban him from truth social.

Setting it to airplane mode and not telling him would probably work just fine.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:21

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

A Perfect Phone Call posted:

UNCLASSIFIED
Declassified by order of the President
September 24, 2019
MEMORANDUM OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
SUBJECT: Telephone Conversation with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine
Participants: President Zelenskyy of Ukraine
Notetakers: The White House Situation Room
Date, Time July 25, 2019, 9:03-9:33 am EDT
and Place: Residence

The President: Congratulations on a great victory. We all watched from the United States and you did a terrific job. The way you came from behind, somebody who wasn't given much of a chance, and you ended up winning easily. It's a fantastic achievement. Congratulations.

President Zelenskyy: You are absolutely right Mr. President. We did win big and we worked hard for this. We worked a lot but I would like to confess to you that I had an opportunity to learn from you. We used quite a few of your skills and knowledge and were able to use it as an example for our elections and yes it is true that these were unique elections. We were in a unique situation that we were able to achieve a unique success. I'm able to tell you the following; the first time you called me to congratulate me when I won my presidential election, and the second time you are now calling me when my party won the parliamentary election. I think I should run more often so you can call me more often and we can talk over the phone more often.

The President: (laughter) That's a very good idea. I think your country is very happy about that.

President Zelenskyy: Well yes, to tell you the truth, we are trying to work hard because we wanted to drain the swamp here in our country. We brought in many many new people. Not the old politicians, not the typical politicians, because we want to have a new format and a new type of government. You are a great teacher for us and in that.

The President: Well it is very nice of you to say that. I will say that we do a lot for Ukraine. We spend a lot of effort and a lot of time. Much more than the European countries are doing and they should be helping you more than they are. Germany does almost nothing for you. All they do is talk and I think it's something that you should really ask them about. When I was speaking to Angela Merkel she talks Ukraine, but she �doesn't do anything. A lot of the European countries are the same way so I think it's something you want to look at but the United States has been very very good to Ukraine. I wouldn't say that it's reciprocal necessarily because things are happening that are not good but the United States has been very very good to Ukraine.

President Zelenskyy: Yes you are absolutely right. Not only 100%, but actually 1000% and I can tell you the following; I did talk to Angela Merkel and I did meet with her I also met and talked with Macron and I told them that they are not doing quite as much as they need to be doing on the issues with the sanctions. They are not enforcing the sanctions. They are not working as much as they should work for Ukraine. It turns out that even though logically, the European Union should be our biggest partner but technically the United States is a much bigger partner than the European Union and I'm very grateful to you for that because the United States is doing quite a lot for Ukraine. Much more than the European Union especially when we are talking about sanctions against the Russian Federation. I would also like to thank you for your great support in the area of defense. We are ready to continue to cooperate for the next steps specifically we are almost. ready to buy more Javelins from the United States for defense purposes.

The President: I would like you to do us a favor though because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it. I would like you to find out what happened with this whole situation with Ukraine, they say Crowdstrike... I guess you have one of your wealthy people... The server, they say Ukraine has it. There are a lot of things that went on, the whole situation. I think you're surrounding yourself with some of the same people. I would like to have the Attorney General call you or your people and I would like you to get to the bottom of it. As you saw yesterday, that whole nonsense ended with a very poor performance by a man named Robert Mueller, an incompetent performance, but they say a lot of it started with Ukraine. Whatever you can do, it's very important that you do it if that's possible.

President Zelenskyy: Yes it is very important for me and everything that you just mentioned earlier. For me as a President, it is very important and we are open for any future cooperation. We are ready to open a new page on cooperation in relations between the United States and Ukraine. For that purpose, I just recalled our ambassador from United States and he will be replaced by a very competent and very experienced ambassador who will work hard on making sure that our two nations are getting closer. I would also like and hope to see him having your trust and your confidence and have personal relations with you so we can cooperate even more so. I will personally tell you that one of my assistants spoke with Mr. Giuliani just recently and we are hoping very much that Mr. Giuliani will be able to travel to Ukraine and we will meet once he comes to Ukraine. I just wanted to assure you once again that you have nobody but friends around us. I will make sure that I surround myself with the best and most experienced people. I also wanted to tell you that we are friends. We are great friends and you Mr. President have friends in our country so we can continue our strategic partnership. I also plan to surround myself with great people and in addition to that investigation, I guarantee as the President of Ukraine that all the investigations will be done openly and candidly.. That I can assure you.

The President: Good because I heard you had a prosecutor who was very good and he was shut down and that's really unfair. A lot of people are talking about that, the way they shut your very good prosecutor down and you had some very bad people involved. Mr. Giuliani is a highly respected man. He was the mayor of New York City, a great mayor, and I would like him to call you. I will ask him to call you along with the Attorney General. Rudy very much knows what's happening and he is a very capable guy. If you could speak to him that would be great. The former ambassador from the United States, the woman, was bad news and the people she was dealing with in the Ukraine were bad news so I just want to let you know that. The other thing, There's a lot of talk about Biden's son, that Biden stopped the prosecution and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution so if you can look into it... It sounds horrible to me.

President Zelenskyy: I wanted to tell you about the prosecutor. First of all, I understand and I'm knowledgeable about the situation. Since we have won the absolute majority in our Parliament, the next prosecutor general will be 100% my person, my candidate, who will be approved, by the parliament and will start as a new prosecutor in September. He or she will look into the situation, specifically to the company that you mentioned in this issue. The issue of the investigation of the case is actually the issue of making sure to restore the honesty so we will take care of that and will work on the investigation of the case. On top of that, I would kindly ask you if you have any additional information that you can provide to us, it would be very helpful for the investigation to make sure that we administer justice in our country with regard to the Ambassador to the United States from Ukraine as far as I recall her name was Ivanovich. It was great that you were the first one who told me that she was a bad ambassador because I agree with you 100%. Her attitude towards me was far from the best as she admired the previous President and she was on his side. She would not accept me as a new President well enough.

The President: Well, she's going to go through some things. I will have Mr. Giuliani give you a call and I am also going to have Attorney General Barr call and we will get to the bottom of it. I'm sure you will figure it out. I heard the prosecutor was treated very badly and he was a very fair prosecutor so good luck with everything. Your economy is going to get better and better I predict. You have a lot of assets. It's a great country. I have many Ukrainian friends, their incredible people.

President Zelenskyy: I would like to tell you that I also have quite a few Ukrainian friends that live in the United States. Actually last time I traveled to the United States, I stayed in New York near Central Park and I stayed at the Trump Tower. I will talk to them and I hope to see them again in the future. I also wanted to thank you for your invitation to visit the United States, specifically Washington DC. On the other hand, I also want to ensure you that we will be very serious about the case and will work on the investigation. As to the economy, there is much potential for our two countries and one of the issues that is very important for Ukraine is energy independence. I believe we can be very successful and cooperating on energy independence with United States. We are already working on cooperation. We are buying American oil but I am very hopeful for a future meeting. We will have more time and more opportunities to discuss these opportunities and get to know each other better. I would like to thank you very much for your support.

The President: Good. Well, thank you very much and I appreciate that. I will tell Rudy and Attorney General Barr to call. Thank you. Whenever you would like to come to the White House, feel free to call. Give us a date and we'll work that out. I look forward to seeing you.

President Zelenskyy: Thank you very much. I would be very happy to come and would be happy to meet with you personally and get to know you better. I am looking forward to our meeting and I also would like to invite you to visit Ukraine and come to the city of Kyiv which is a beautiful city. We have a beautiful country which would welcome you. On the other hand, I believe that on September 1 we will be in Poland and we can meet in Poland hopefully. After that, it might be a very good idea for you to travel to Ukraine. We can either take my plane and go to Ukraine or we can take your plane, which is probably much better than mine.

The President: Okay, we can work that out. I look forward to seeing you in Washington and maybe in Poland because I think we are going to be there at that time.

President Zelenskyy: Thank you very much Mr. President.

The President: Congratulations on a fantastic job you've done. The whole world was watching. I'm not sure it was so much of an upset but congratulations.

President Zelenskyy: Thank you Mr. President bye-bye

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:48

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Another Perfect Phone Call that was too big for a text dump posted:

https://youtu.be/AW_Bdf_jGaA?si=_ZRvpe1A0IGzGtpQ

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:57

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Are you still a believer in tromp lol threads? Cuz at 7(?) it�s marginal, right?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 20:01

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Sunday! Sunday! Sundaaaaay!!!
It�s a hell in a cell match, the likes of which never seen before, as Commander �the Shepherd With a Record� Biden squares off against Donaldo �the Casino Bankrupter�Pmurt�s loyal secret service goons� and takes a BITE OUT OF CRIIIIIIIME!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 20:15

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

B-Rock452 posted:

Lol kind of unrelated but after the last presidential election I kept drunkenly calling up the trump fraud hotline to report that I saw Gritty running down broad street with a box of ballets and after a bunch of calls some worker burst into tears and just yelled "I'm trying to save America" into the phone

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 21:58

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Put me down for 375 million.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 00:34

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I bid $375 million and then Queen-of-Hearts bid the same so I will back out and withdraw my bid so that Queen-of-Hearts' bid stands and no one has to get hurt.

EDIT: Oh poo poo, Failed Imagineer bid the same before me, guess I'll take the overlap punishment!

Double Edit: wait, it's not the same bid it's +1 dollar

I�ll change mine to 376m

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 14:12

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Can the president�s son not take out a restraining order against Margarine Traitor Queen?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 22:35

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Renreeja posted:

the debate between Dark B and trump should be sending them through a grocerie store to buy and few things and they have to use the self checkout

And then make them mod the wow lore thread for a week, each. The loser has to stay there. Forever.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 15:20

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

dr_rat posted:

trump would just start banning everyone who didn't suck up to him enough so the thread would be empty within a week. Honestly probably the best approach.

He would absolutely think it�s real and be quoting Garrosh and Sylvanas within a day.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 16:00

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Hollismason posted:

Okay I say the judge makes a ruling tomorrow

TOTAL� EXSANGUINATION! :gritin:

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:20

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

He�s taking questions right now, and holy hell he looks awful. like the cover of fangoria having a go at the hammered dogshit look

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:43

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

feel your fuckings, morans!

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 18:43

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Matthew 6:5-8, poser.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 16:30

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

The �self made� really brings that nonsense to the level of a wizard fighting a dragon in airbrush on a nazi�s van.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 16:35

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Escape From Noise posted:

Just a couple of real tough SOBs talkin' about real life tough guy Donald J. Trump!

"The Tucker Carlson Encounter" sounds like some kind of sexual assault simulator.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 20:50

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

PhazonLink posted:

isnt Tuck in the Swanson tv dinner family and therefore megafoodcorp money rich?

why cant he have a normal desk and a home studio like his old fox one?

All that money, and using cheap office chairs for that fancy table in front of an empty gumball machine. Shameful.

e: maybe it's a lantern. either way: buy some taste with all that money.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 20:58

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*papa John sweats profusely *

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 13:15

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*walks into gas station pizza rally *
PIZZA FOR ALL!
*leaves, everyone has to pay for themselves. Again. *

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:29

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

That�s not a stack of empty boxes, that�s a single box, with one (cold) Hawaiian pizza at the bottom.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:32

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Imagine losing to a moth flying into a bug zapper

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 13:18

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Lottery interference! I hadn�t bought my tickets yet when they called the numbers!

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 13:36

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

You�d think the woman who built an empire on publicly humiliating the poor, and especially poor minorities, would go for the pure-strain ugly on the inside candidate, and then i remember all the aging, otherwise liberal women I�ve known who love her solely for the girl power angle of �when a man does it, he�s a stud. When a woman does it, she�s a bitch and that�s not fair�

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 15:53

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Lt. Cock posted:

It�s weird cause I remember all the people that were saying that Trump used to just stay quiet in court and let his lawyers handle everything. He�s become the polar opposite of that in TYOOL 2024.

As the syphilis holes get bigger, more stupid bullshit can fall out.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 22:33

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Pretty sure that it�d be my rear end if i got up and walked out, interrupting a court of law�s proceedings. But we have to let the snowflake have his drama because

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:20

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Can�t wait to see the yromp presidential library. A tacky building where every room has file boxes full of McDonald�s wrappers, stacked in and around a gilded toilet.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

CommieGIR posted:

When has he stopped defaming her?

His headstone is going to be like the one in that movie Toys, but instead of a little speaker playing a laugh track, it�s a delusional shitlord defaming a woman he raped.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:27

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I hope the settlement gives her ownership of truth social, and she hell bans him

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:31

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I hope the cost, emotional and monetary, of needing security for the rest of her life is factored in

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Fingers crossed, 350mill

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 16:44

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

He gets to be a registered sex offender from all this, right?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:00

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

If i had the requisite skill, I�d put that courtroom sketch of tromp on a wheel of fortune contestant that landed on bankrupt.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:07

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

He'll appeal it until the end of time

So what I�m hearing is that the RNC will be spending all their money on court cases and not much else, forever?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:10

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Hope the jury gets into that creative sentencing thing, and on top of making him pay bigly, they sentence him to attending his supporters birthday parties

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:22

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Wanna see him have to go cosmic bowling with some real salt of the earth types

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:23

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:03

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Make him go on a state fair tour with that jerk off rapper Forgettable Blow and his trump real doll

# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 21:34

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