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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
donald trump was president of the united states of america

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

deoju posted:

From earlier today in the last thread.

From the time of diagnosis, a patients life expectancy is 7.5 years.

That "First Day of Standing Lessons Meme is about 4.25 years old.

So hopefully the clock ticking.

No! we want him to live long enough to see consequences. Long enough to watch his lovely empire become disintegrated, his kids become impoverished, his name to become associated with ultimate loser. Let him die of old age in a god drat cell

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

emSparkly posted:

Remember when all the bumper stickers said Trump|Pence instead of just TRUMP? Funny how that ended.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I'm curious what political life Ron depantspiss will have after failing miserably at a presidential bid

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Man it would be rad to see professional douche do his schtick at a proud boys thing, but they might actually get violent with him

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Do you guys think trump shits his diaper every time he truths. Like a time stamp of every diarrhea

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I think at the core its an outright refusal to admit, or even consider, that they could be wrong

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
So who won last night's The debat.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
What do you guys think would happen if trump ever became dry

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Alan Smithee posted:

casey's should be a pizza chain in TMNT

could've even had trump show up in the movie

Casey's Jones

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
This ain't your daddys southern strategy

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember during one of the debates when everyone was asked to raise their hands if they thought the 2020 election was legit, and depantspiss looked left and right to see how everyone else answered before deciding

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Harald posted:

Casey's pizza will 100% GIVE YOU THE SHITS

Casey's general store or Casey desantis

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
So porn is that guy's kryptonite, huh? Like he tries to stop a bank robbery but the villain pulls out a penthouse and collosal man can't help but to beat off immediately?

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I bet colossal man gets into the really deviant stuff (like non missionary)

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
What is the timeline for habba to face consequences for that horse poo poo?

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Maybe I could be his sidekick

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I feel like there could be a scam where you get funding for a MAGA football league or something. Team names like the red pills, the crusaders, etc. Make a huge stink about everyone who plays must have a weiner (you know, proposing a solution that doesn't have a problem). gently caress, throw in professional wrestling plotlines and antics about how you're defending America somehow. Then set up a gofundme

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

War Wizard posted:

Jerking off to porn means you're not producing offspring for the church to explore. This is a problem.

My former boss married a catholic girl and had to take classes before they could have a catholic wedding. One of the thought experiments was "if you crashed your car into a river and there was only time to save one person, would it be your kid or your wife"

The answer was to save the wife, so you could continue making babies

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Trump is in there too, right?

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
If they made a biopic about trump he wouldn't even watch it, he'd make eric fast forward to all the action sequences

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
habba probably imagines herself as a scrappy underdog taking on the system like a josh grisham character

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

lol I hope he cried

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

great username posted:

He should bring back the white boots. Hail Mary meme campaign.

dark meatball

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
just sittin here having a laugh at what a loser desantis is. What a loving LOSER!

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Deptfordx posted:

There's no goddamn way Trump picks a Black guy as his VP.

The chuds would be a mix of "where's the birth certificate????" and "the deep state forced him to pick one of...them" and "all part of his 4d chess strategy"

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Escape From Noise posted:

Loomer is now a train.


lol loomer is definitely going to claim much of the credit for defeating desantis

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Please god let Nikki Haley stoll the primary from trump

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Remember that time trump was in a crowd on stage or something and just like shoved aside that other guy and pushed forward towards the center area? Nikki Haley should do something like that to him. Physically defeat him on camera

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
gently caress I just remembered, wasn't there a rumor way back in like 2017 that Haley and trump were having an affair

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Americans just need to loving admit that they want a king

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
someone do an "on top of spaghetti" parody about losing our poor meatball ron

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

lmao

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
This has probably been asked before but when this is all said and done, can trump point to all of habba's blunders and stupid moves, and ask for a mistrial because she's clearly incompetent and he barely knows her anyway

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I hope Trump is crying right now

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
The jury was told to penalize trump with enough money that it stops him from defaming carroll again. So next round the new jury is going to have to consider that 83 million wasn't enough, lol

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
When bobart loses her election and gets a job at fox news, do you think they'll make her dye her hair blonde

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

funeral home DJ posted:

Texas would immediately sell itself off to a rival nation and agree to point their nuclear weapons at the United States. We’d be in an eternal Cuban Missile Crisis until someone flinches and we all come to a mercifully irradiated end.

Surely the federal government would seize all the nukes though right? Would love to see Texas get completely neutered like that

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

Raged posted:

If Tay Tay told her fans to take over the capital it would be more organised and effective than any chud "revolution"


Most importantly though it would have style, flair and sick dancing.

lol imagine if Taylor swift told her fans to stand down and stand by

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug

these people are loving psychos

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