ChairmanMauzer posted:

Is posting hot dogs allowed now?

BlackIronHeart posted:

You gotta post it with Cody's reply.

Edmund Sparkler posted:

He's a goon?

Escape From Noise posted:

That's MAGA, baby!

MEIN RAVEN posted:

This. Like. Someone can probably find data to contradict me, but that feels unprecedented. Two scoops Donnie is really, really disliked by so, so many people

vaginite posted:

Lol I love how we're taking the bait itt, already arguing against a sex romance narrative where the judge who is prosecuting Trump gave an insider related party millions of Georgia dollars to fly to fancy vacations.

Like he's already screaming a bunch of bullshit before any evidence comes out so we all decide what we're arguing about before anything even comes out. MSM fell for this poo poo on the Mueller report already, where the baseline argument when it came out documenting all those crimes was "are there really even crimes in it????", MSM is smarter than us to ignore this poo poo.

Three Olives posted:

I will also add, I'm guessing there is conservatively thousands of dollars of items that I have gotten home and realized I was charged for but the check/bagger failed to load them into my cart or I later discovered the packaging was damaged and they were stale or something.

Also, fun story, one time I bought a USB Wi-Fi adaptor at Walmart and some ground beef, I had plans for dinner so I decided just to go back for the ground beef. I think the beef was like $13 and the USB adaptor was like $40. I call them and they are just like, we found it, go to customer service and they will give it back to you. "So I go back and they tell me to go over to a corner to wait. I'm there for like 15 minutes and about to just walk out and all of a sudden I am confronted by the store manager and multiple security people and the store manager is like "Sir, we take theft very seriously. We have video of you putting it in your cart, I need you to sign this form acknowledging that you are no longer welcome in Walmart and that if you enter the store we will prosecute you for trespassing. If you don't sign the form we will be calling the police."

I'm like, WTF? You can't be serious, I assure you I did not put it in my cart, I am 100% sure, I bought like 7 items, I swear to god, unless I had a stroke or a mental episode, I did not put this into my cart. And they told me on the phone that they found it!"

"Sir, I will repeat what I said, we have video of you putting it in your cart, you are no longer welcome in Walmart, I need you to sign this form or we will call the police"

"This is insane! Show me the video, why would I go to this much effort to steal like $13 dollars of ground beef, I just spent like $90!"

"Beef?" *conference*

"Please wait here."

"Sir, I am so sorry, we reviewed the tape again and you did in fact not get your beef, the customer service woman accidentally highlighted USB WiFi that was right below the beef, please accept our apology and this $50 gift card"

Three Olives posted:

We just installed a fridge and freezer in our garage so we don't have to be home when Walmart delivers our groceries, so there is always hope.

iroc.dis posted:

Thought I would pop in to share a lol.

My brother is in charge of elections for a state government. He and his entire staff have been getting death threats since the 2020 election. The death threats don't really bother him but half of his staff, most of which were just career state government administrative types, have all resigned out of fear. Last year, his office received an envelope that contained a handwritten message about the "stolen election" and a bunch of powdered fentanyl. I guess the sender had watched too much Fox News and hoped that whoever opened the letter would magically ingest the powder and have an immediate fentanyl overdose.

Well this week he told me that people who hold his position in other states are now getting swatted. This meant that he got to sit his 3 young kids down and explain what to do if cops kick down their door in the middle of the night. Good times. Great country all around. Definitely headed in the right direction.

Quote-Unquote posted:

The judohobo one made me laugh

Quote-Unquote posted:

The Judohobo video introduced me to Soul Coughing, so Judohobo will always have a special place in my heart

kazil posted:

yeah

actually, all the cases against Trump have been thrown out and the US is paying him 4 plus $Billion for the trouble. Also, Joe Biden is stepping down, and Engoron has to write an apology letter.

kazil posted:

And how often does Trump win on appeal?

kazil posted:

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Cucky P'Zone

dr_rat posted:

lol it's closing in on five hours and they still haven't finished.

how are they so bad at this?

Tree Bucket posted:

Had a physical reaction to seeing this word. Like witnessing the eggs in Alien. Urghh

Toxic Mental posted:

What was the dumbest thing Vivek said. I think it was probably the Canada wall thing maybe

MrMojok posted:

The chuds will say the red marks are stigmata because Trunt is The Holiest Man

Barometer posted:

What does the IK stand for? I must be the only person who doesn't know and google gives me some weird answers that don't seem correct.

Captain Invictus posted:

I took a nap and had a surreal dream where Trump had his upper torso grafted onto a giant scorpion body, becoming a scorpi-taur. And replaced his hands with scorpion claws that had teeth in them.

He continued to campaign like this as if nothing had changed.

Stoatbringer posted:

Imagine the hell the translators went through whenever he was speaking with foreign dignitaries, trying to translate into Japanese or whatever when it doesn’t even make sense in English to begin with.

“The President says that the windmills are killing whales, remember sailor, we rear end grapes, the nuclear, many such cases, inject bleach, why not done.”
“What? You’re fired, you clearly don’t know how to translate at all! You make him sound like a total idiot.”

Hirayuki posted:

That inspired this emote I made, which never became anything:

Toxic Mental posted: