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Strong Sauce posted:

Why did everyone on the first page get probed? Deep State?

"TRUMP"

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:44

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:09

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/davethul/status/1743642922707210559?s=20

Yeah the only people disagreeing that it was an insurrection are Republican operatives and feckless pundits (but I repeat myself)

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 20:42

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Buce posted:

yep, when trump loses i'm pretty sure there will be a j6 but with guns event

Guess who�s got the army though

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 21:45

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SalTheBard posted:

He didn't lose though, the election was stolen, thats why it was ok to do an attempted coup.

RIGGED and STOLLEN, get it right or it's ELECTION INTERFERENCE

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 22:42

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

hasnt he had the corvette for ages. bidens is car guy and i think has a couple.
https://www.luxurymotorcarcompany.com/joe-bidens-car-collection-a-blend-of-classic-charm-and-electric-innovation/

Yeah that was the whole hook for Diamond Joe

# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 23:45

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pro starcraft loser posted:

Tactical-tree

Half the size, useless, and 3 times the cost of a better tree.

But you'll own the libs by buying it!

When I needed to get a mobile power bank for some reason a couple of years ago I did some searching. The one I got, which included a solar panel for trickle charge and, for some reason, a compass and lights and a rugged casing, was like $30 and had like 24000 battery power units.

There was also the visibly identical TACTICAL PATRIOT POWER one, which had 8000 battery power units, didn't have the compass or solar panel, and was $59.99 (marked down from $64.99).

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 01:28

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Outpost22 posted:

Sorry, I haven't been paying too much attention, but what did Trump do that was so objectionable? And why does he warrant 8 different 5000+ post threads?

Did not enact full Communism or send the full $2000.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 05:24

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acejackson42 posted:

Keep seeing this list pop up being posted by chuds. Seems to me the U.S. is on the verge of collapse, folks!

And America got
9 million illegals
9.1% inflation
War in Europe and middle east
13 dead Americans Afghanistan
2cd, 3rd largest bank failures n US history
4% drop n real average wages
$4000 decline median family income
8% mortgages

2cd is definitely a natural way to express the concept of "second"

dr_rat posted:

Also I think their stupid enough to think there actually smart and good at business and grifting. No way they're not going to get grifted out out of everything.

They'll probably go on wingnut welfare but that may be drying up at some point

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 06:04

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spacetoaster posted:

I heard that if Trump is elected he's gonna give us all another check.

Yeah, a cavity check on our way into the camps

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 06:18

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Coolguye posted:

in general, the election would be kicked back to the states to resolve whatever issues Congress had with it, with a temporary executive sorted out in the meantime; possibly just the previous president in an even more lame-duck scenario than he was already in.

the house decision happens if there is a certified election wherein nobody wins a majority/nobody gets to 270. simply refusing to certify the election and going thanos "i'll just do it myself" is textbook subversion of the will of the people.

The problem I think with a lot of doom scenarios is that most of the people in charge of the military are not interested in seeing procedural tricks happen to hand Trump the election if he loses by like twelve million votes and 69 EVs to Biden. And despite the stern, certain knowledge that Tuberville would definitely succeed in leaving a power vacuum open for "TRUMP" to fill, he didn't and the officers are now presumably all or mostly normals, appointed by Biden.

Is Mark Milley still in the military hierarchy somewhere or did he get farmed out to Book Writing Town?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 20:02

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also, irradiating food does not make the food radioactive in any kind of meaningful way and is an excellent way to make thing shelf-stable, it is just disfavored because :byodood:

radiation! I doubt any of the big fast food places sell irradiated food items anyway.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 20:04

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Coolguye posted:

yeah the joint chiefs hated his rear end when he was president and i can't see any reason to think they like him any more now that his cronies spent an entire year making their lives harder and military life shittier for exactly no reason whatsoever.

I think some of why the Rs bitch so much about "the woke military" is that they realize the military, drawn from a lower-class-tilted cross section of American society, would probably be happy to drone strike Donald Trump if he wanted to call on them to turn blue-state cities into a bunch of Fallujahs.

We are probably approaching a situation where more Americans would prefer rule by the "WOKE" military to that of "TRUMP." And that, on several levels, is a lol.

Data Graham posted:

Is it just me or does $370 million not even sound like very much? Maybe it's because of Alex Jones and Fox News getting slapped with billion-dollar judgments and not even blinking.

He's calling it a "fine" and a "charge" lmao. Like whoopsy poopsy, sorry officer I'll drive my company a little slower in school zones from now on

What's the origin of this fine total? Is this New York taking his building?

Also, these judgments will never be emotionally satisfying, because these people will never have the public breakdown and repentance that people hope. Just completely excise any hope of changed explicit behavior (as opposed to, say, avoiding particular forms of being an rear end in a top hat) from any of these judgments, imo.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 20:16

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Hollismason posted:

That's wild about the assassination of ABE in JApan. I didn't know any of that.

Yeah, that guy blasted Abe with a home made cyberpunk shotgun. There was a certain amount of "oh god! Shinzo Abe! he was a statesman!" but the Japanese public's response seemed to be "huh, RIP. You know, the shooter has a point, what IS up with the Moonies?"

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 20:45

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SlurredSpeech609 posted:

How long until Johnson is ousted?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/01/07/congress-budget-deal/

Johnson may have the sense God gave a goose to realize it would be better for the GOP and his long term prospects to punt this can into 2025 rather than have a two-month government shutdown which will make literally every American not soul-sanctioned to "TRUMP" hate the House Republicans.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 21:48

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I enjoy the hilarious and superficially contradictory ones. I could definitely see a one-two of "Texas tries to Secede" and "Texas goes Blue"

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 21:52

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Toxic Mental posted:

He's finally starting to jump on the "January 6th was a manufactured event" bus isn't he

He should know! He manufactured it!

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:15

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Ghostlight posted:

his problem is that he has to rely on every single house member of the gop doing the same.

If he's already hosed he might opt to do the can-kick for the greater good -- I don't think he's necessarily fully excommunicated if he gets a majority of GOP votes, and it's not like the psycho caucus is gonna not be furious.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:17

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The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1744029382442639630

Sure he would not do that in this election right?

My understanding is that the congress that does all this election poo poo is the new congress, not the old congress. There is a very good chance that even if Trump squeaks out a win, the House will be Democrats, which presents a certain comedy option

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:37

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House in Exile or Anti-Speaker

How safe is his district?

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:40

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kazil posted:

lol he ran unopposed in 2022

Trump won it in 2020 by 24 points

So unless they drum him out or he retires, he's likely to be there in '25 no matter what.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 22:44

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That crowd looks like it's in the low hundreds max. I am not concerned about a couple hundred fat boys overthrowing the government.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 23:55

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redshirt posted:

There's a Haley had I have to watch that has these breathless reporters saying Haley has a 17 point lead in the polls over Biden;
Cut to Haley saying that with a 17 point win, they can finally secure the border.

Makes me laugh. Imagining Haley winning the Presidency over Biden 57-40

Haley might be able to beat Biden, I can conceive that. She is not gonna win 57-40

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 00:19

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kazil posted:

like never before

TrumpGPT is generating these things at this point

Dick Fontaine posted:

are beaver nuggets nazi chow?

As god is my witness I refuse to allow the fascists to put any kind of a claim on Buc-Ees. It is the shining light and saving remnant of Texas outside the 610 Loop.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 00:57

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

in reality, the silent majority loving hates trump and is starting to hate the GOP in general. so good luck with the suburban moderates assholes.

I dunno we should probably take the lying fascists completely at their word.

emSparkly posted:

I thought Bucees was already claimed by butch lesbians.

Has it? I was unaware. I'd say Buc-ees is for every human being, but they have outlets in the Dallas area, too.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 01:01

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TulliusCicero posted:

Being that Gas was never once 2.30 a gallon under Trump and was 2.49 when I filled up tonight, they are utterly full of poo poo

Have you considered the psychological benefit of knowing your president is a Republican when calculating your expenses?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 04:40

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Pro life comics

Do I want to know what the one with the scissors means

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 04:54

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Grey Cat posted:

The middle word says covid, the top looks like "not" maybe.
the bottom is something divided with /
maybe someone can work that out.

He's probably saying his status as being unvaccinated for Covid makes him like Jews in 1930s Germany, which is kind of weird because I thought they liked the system of governance present in Germany at that point.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 05:36

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Buce posted:

hello, from my costume you can tell i'm a white christian nationalist zionist palestinian

There's been a certain dark comedy in how hard in the paint these guys have gone on using that stuff for recruiting

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 05:39

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

It�s like when he says he got more votes than any incumbent in history. Ok, true, but that�s not how we decide elections.

Biden beat him in the popular vote by 7 million, too

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 05:46

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Eisenhower desegregated the Little Rock school district by force, and I think he was generally held to be pretty decent. So there you go, last OK Republican president.

Nowadays of course he'd be DOA.

Cornwind Evil posted:

Seriously, I don't understand how it shook out that way. The only real answer is there's a lot more heartless assholes who thought it was great and it so deeply overstripped everyone lost by Trump's actions and COVID deaths. And that's a whole bunch of negative emotions, but perhaps the largest one is sadness.

He got 12 million more and still lost, lmao.

My best guess is that the tendor of the times was playing in his favor there. Things may seem less apocalyptic now. And he's down to middle school auditoriums.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 07:06

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tek79 posted:

"Republicans against Marjorie Taylor Greene" is like saying "Nazis against Goebbels".

I mean, if you're talking treason there are bigger fish to fry you know.

True, but if you live in Shitkicker Georgia, you may not have much influence on "TRUMP," but you can sure the gently caress replace MTG with Buford-Bob Overseer IV who will, at the least, not be a public spectacle.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 15:11

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kazil posted:

How likely is it to pass, though? GOP are introducing crazy batshit bills all the time

Yeah like �introducing legislation� is borderline meaningless

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 15:55

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Lol being born in America doesn't count for the GOP? Oh boy here we go.

I mean you know what that means I�m sure. (Hint: wrong color)

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 19:08

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TulliusCicero posted:

He's going to lose his poo poo at this

Like Biden directly calling him a loser is going to lead to primo lols

Good

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 21:03

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TulliusCicero posted:

Gas has dropped enormously, inflation is cooling, abortion remains the self imposed albatross along with anti-trans poo poo, the GOP continues to crusade against weed and porn and contraception in 2024...

What issue is a winning issue for the GOP?

�TRUMP� (Me!)

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:45

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Propaganda Hour posted:

BIDEN OLD

Guess I better vote for the senile orange man and his VP Dolph Hilt

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:48

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Hazo posted:

I would assume GOPers in congress and their lobbyist handlers, through shutdowns and continued price gouging

There�s a good chance Johnson gives Biden a huge package to avoid any House limpness that might impact their prospects. The Republicans always lose their dumb shutdown stunts. And Biden might mint the coin.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:56

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priznat posted:

Also the check should come with a coupon for a free blizzard

Dairy Queen is good for u no what (2nd Biden term)

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 22:57

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ImpAtom posted:

Your mistake is assuming they care about anything longer out than next week.

If rich folks care about sustained long-term profits they wouldn't be doing everything they can to destroy the very concept in favor of short-term gains.

So they�re taking a long term action in order to realize a near term gain? Can even Trump pass retrocausal tax cuts?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 23:09

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CharlestheHammer posted:

Are you saying they aren�t supporting him because I hate to tell you this they are. Because they don�t care about the economy it can crash they will be fine.

I mean I understand it�s axiomatic and that�s more important than actual observations but the capitalists seem mixed at best on the prospect of more Trump

I�m not saying they�re somehow good so much as that many of them seem off the Trump train

# ¿ Jan 8, 2024 23:22

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