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Escape From Noise posted:I'm sorry but I just found out that this is trapezoid mouthed MAGA rapper's car and lol. 
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Jan 9, 2024 19:53
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https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1744784178741145904 I am almost certain there is going to be a media campaign this fall that just casually refers to Trump as a rapist over and over again.
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Jan 9, 2024 20:03
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BrideOfUglycat posted:I guess I'm confused. It sounds like the lawyers are arguing that any President is immune from any crime, no matter how heinous, unless they've been impeached and convicted beforehand. Wouldn't that make the crime for which they are impeached therefore unimpeachable because they are immune? Should we just impeach every President as soon as they are sworn in in order to get their criming out of the way? I mean, the President does literally have people assassinated regularly, we even have a special knife missile for it:   So it may be a bit more of a legal grey area than we want to admit to ourselves. This is and was always the trouble with Trump "You can't" is and was always viewed as a challenge to him, no matter the moral depravity of the question.
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Jan 9, 2024 20:10
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The fine fluctuates, and it goes up and down with the markets and with attitudes and with feelings, even my own feelings, but I try.
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Jan 9, 2024 22:38
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https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1744900932800761880 Well, there is one less of them.
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Jan 10, 2024 03:09
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The really breathtaking thing about Trump is, if I famously bankrupt an airline in the manner at the time was regarded as, seriously, what the gently caress, how did he screw this up so badly, I wouldn't comment on how airlines operate. He, just, nothing registers and his supporters give no shits.
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Jan 10, 2024 06:22
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https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1745149687168958932
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Jan 10, 2024 19:31
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:lol the real issue is he threatened to drag Trump’s rear end out of court if he didn’t comply Trump: I completely lack the ability of self-control to conduct myself in accordance with basic courtroom decorum Also Trump: I should possess the highest state secrets and access to nuclear weapons.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:39
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Trump, like many sociopathic idiots in legal trouble believes that he can get an unfavorable outcome thrown out by showing that the judge was biased against him as the result of his outrageous behavior that the judge has admonished. This is not a thing but many people have tried and will continue to try it.
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Jan 10, 2024 19:46
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Look, gently caress her, but if Target is going to constantly bitch about people stealing knowing that it plays right into the message that Republicans want to broadcast, that crime is out of control under Biden and leadership of liberal cities (It's not and Target has settled several lawsuits over wage theft) HIRE SOME GODDAMN CHECKERS! If you are going to make your customers work as unpaid employees, you don't really get to bitch too much if they steal some poo poo.
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Jan 11, 2024 01:45
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I will also add, I'm guessing there is conservatively thousands of dollars of items that I have gotten home and realized I was charged for but the check/bagger failed to load them into my cart or I later discovered the packaging was damaged and they were stale or something. Also, fun story, one time I bought a USB Wi-Fi adaptor at Walmart and some ground beef, I had plans for dinner so I decided just to go back for the ground beef. I think the beef was like $13 and the USB adaptor was like $40. I call them and they are just like, we found it, go to customer service and they will give it back to you. "So I go back and they tell me to go over to a corner to wait. I'm there for like 15 minutes and about to just walk out and all of a sudden I am confronted by the store manager and multiple security people and the store manager is like "Sir, we take theft very seriously. We have video of you putting it in your cart, I need you to sign this form acknowledging that you are no longer welcome in Walmart and that if you enter the store we will prosecute you for trespassing. If you don't sign the form we will be calling the police." I'm like, WTF? You can't be serious, I assure you I did not put it in my cart, I am 100% sure, I bought like 7 items, I swear to god, unless I had a stroke or a mental episode, I did not put this into my cart. And they told me on the phone that they found it!" "Sir, I will repeat what I said, we have video of you putting it in your cart, you are no longer welcome in Walmart, I need you to sign this form or we will call the police" "This is insane! Show me the video, why would I go to this much effort to steal like $13 dollars of ground beef, I just spent like $90!"  "Beef?" *conference*"Please wait here." "Sir, I am so sorry, we reviewed the tape again and you did in fact not get your beef, the customer service woman accidentally highlighted USB WiFi that was right below the beef, please accept our apology and this $50 gift card"
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Jan 11, 2024 02:11
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https://twitter.com/EliseStefanik/status/1745163432603553997 Hmmmm....
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Jan 11, 2024 02:16
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Junk posted:im glad my life isnt as hard as yours We just installed a fridge and freezer in our garage so we don't have to be home when Walmart delivers our groceries, so there is always hope. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 11, 2024 02:25
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Barometer posted:Wow, that's really horrible. He's been flying down to Miami to support her and...oh, he hasn't. Well, she's been coming to as many of his court appearances as she could and...oh, she hasn't. I'm getting reports she hasn't been seen with him since he left office or something. Truly, a love story for the ages. It kind of got lost in like everything during the Trump presidency, but one of the weirdest palace intrigue undercurrents within the Trump administration was every time something would come up about Melania secretly hating being First Lady and Trump for making her do it the pro-Trump pushback was always "Actually, Melania is like super racist too and they bond over their shared hatred of perceived political enemies." It was never about their special bond that we never see, that Melania was actually super in love with Trump and they cherished their weekly special dinners", it was always "Isn't it just adorable that Melania is an awful human too!".
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Jan 11, 2024 02:48
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"Christmas alone at Mar A Lago was actually a very loving family, surrounding me"
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Nelson Mandingo posted:It should be pretty obvious that Trump's crimes were fundamentally committed as an act of self-service and enrichment. Barack Obama drone striking a bunch of weddings was a pathetic crime and awful but the intention was dictated by bad intelligence and dumb political ideology pressures, not his re-election campaign and future speaker fees. It's much simpler than that, regardless of how gross it is, we have decided that extra-judicial killings are necessary in pursuing the national security interests of the US and the President as commander and chief of the military absolutely has the authority to order them, so he is acting within the scope of his duties. There is no duty or role for the president to be involved in a state election, the operation of presidential elections is specifically defined as a state controlled operation. Trump keeps banging against this wall, it's simply not within the scope of his job.
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Jan 11, 2024 17:47
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Strong Sauce posted:how was there no follow up to, "what services did you provide china?" jfc I love this argument. China not only has a very large and highly secure embassy in Washington DC, they have a highly secure 130 unit apartment building specifically to provide accommodations for their embassy, they have absolutely no interest in using a US government owned building for diplomatic operations besides paying off Trump. I know they were trying to unload it but I believe the Chinese Government still owns the Four Seasons in D.C.
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Jan 11, 2024 18:00
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It's bonkers that people think a man with absolutely no capability for self-control should be president.
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Jan 11, 2024 19:24
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https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745598055271846400 A snowstorm, in Iowa, in the middle of January? Sus.
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Jan 12, 2024 02:53
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Synesthesian Fetish posted:She’s trolling for clicks and reactions. Look her first comment under this tweet. She knows she can cause a stir by saying crazy poo poo. We just have to ignore her like that Simpsons treehouse episode about ads Attention whore and loving nuts are not mutually exclusive. Even when they intersect, all but the extremely mentally ill have some sense of dignity and self-preservation not to be her.
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Jan 12, 2024 05:30
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kw0134 posted:lmao, you don't get file for a continuance at 3:59 PM on a friday three days after the announcement of the death. You transparent rear end in a top hat. Also when you very famously own 2 private jets and a large home in NY, you don't get to claim to need an entire day to "travel" from or to your other home,
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Jan 13, 2024 04:20
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Fox News confirmed to the AP that they pulled Mike Pillow's ads over unpaid bills:AP posted:MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — MyPillow chief executive and prominent election denier Mike Lindell said Friday that Fox News has stopped running his company’s commercials, disputing the network’s assertion that it is simply because he hasn’t paid his bills.
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Jan 13, 2024 05:27
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Hollismason posted:Its such a ridiculously low amount that they're rejecting per child. I think its like 40 dollars per child per month. It is $40. I fully admit that I'm as bad at this as pretty much anyone, but does he actually have idea how much money he spends on food? One of the staples we keep in our house is sausage, egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches. Store brand, 380 calories, you pop it in the microwave for a minute and a half, it's not great for you, too much sodium and fat, but it's fine-ish for a satisfying breakfast in a hurry. No one would confuse it for a "luxury" food item or like, items even middle class families with children would just regularly keep in their house like fruit. They cost $1.45 a piece, they would be over-budget. What do they expect these kids to eat? No one is trying to scam a $1.29 a day to eat, it's not even worth the effort unless you would go hungry otherwise.
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Jan 13, 2024 06:03
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kazil posted:lol still can't believe Trump has Habba in charge of his E Jean Carroll case Just imagine believing you are a billionaire and choosing to put yourself through this instead of just writing Carroll a check ending in 6 zeros and shutting the gently caress up. It's really breathtaking.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:Most people when told to shut up and sit down by a federal judge do so and are more cautious with their future approach. Habba continues undeterred. At some point Trump was like, I have basically unlimited money and I choose this dipshit to be my legal avatar. Just imagine being so awful that you have millions and millions of dollars in your bank account and Skadden Arps is just like, hard pass.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:12
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Mr. Nice! posted:Trump hired Habba because he likes looking at her, and she parrots what he says. I feel like Stanford Law has graduated an attractive women with daddy issues in the last 5 years.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:17
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kw0134 posted:Her firm advertised near the Bedminster golf course, which is the main thing I believe. That's it. But just imagine believing yourself to be a competent businessman and just like "Yep, this idiot." Surely Wachtell has at least one very damaged attractive women working for it that wasn't worried about passing the bar exam.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:25
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kw0134 posted:I'm sure there is in fact some combination of capable, attractive, willing to debase themselves for career advancement, but a continuing through line in the legal sagas Trump is enduring is the fact that he brings so much reputational risk that none of the actual prestigious firms want anything to do with him. Even a mega firm like Skadden doesn't want his stench on them. It's just amazing, there were multiple attorneys that met with O.J. Simpson and were like, yep, he totally murdered these two people but I can beat these charges. I was on a jury for an incredibly serious crime and we like tortured ourselves into knots of like, is there any possible way we can convince of ourselves that this isn't clearly a monster. After we rendered our verdict, the clearly competent defense was just like, meh, enjoy prison you piece of poo poo, I'm off the clock now. It was just a super weird mask off situation, you competently and passionately and convincingly spent days telling us we shouldn't make the decision we made and the second the verdict was read you were just like "Yeah, rot in hell you piece of poo poo." And Trump is just like, well, I really liked their ad on Judge Judy, they feel legit to defend me in this massive lawsuit.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:53
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https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1747680300769898705 Trump is practically begging to be jailed for contempt. This is either genius or the dumbest thing in the world. Possibly both.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:14
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https://twitter.com/molcranenewman/status/1747660849693524026 Literally continuing to defame her in his trial that he has already lost for defaming her. It's really breathtaking.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:19
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https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1747682290317095177
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Jan 17, 2024 19:23
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:It's wild that the "be fruitful and multiply" people are like "hey stop thinking about loving" all the time. It's like 100% of conversation about gay people among conservatives is about all the gay sex we are having all the time and 100% of the conversation that I have about gay sex is, well, it's been two weeks and it's 4 PM on Sunday, should we just get this over with? We do still enjoy sex with each other, right?
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Jan 17, 2024 20:11
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My favorite thing about Christians complaining about porn is every explanation of it is that exploits women, not one single moment is spent considering that men are getting paid to have sex with women, much less that some straight dude is taking a dick up their rear end today because they need money for meth. Seriously, have you ever heard a single Christian spend 1 second arguing that men are being exploited by the porn industry? Apparently only men have personal agency when it comes to sex work.
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Jan 17, 2024 20:27
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kazil posted:BIG MAD I adore that Trump bluffed himself into being present for a court hearing that he literally does not understand that he has already lost. Fighting what? You are already legally considered a rapist. He is just painfully unhappy he is even there. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Jan 17, 2024 21:13
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Imagine after Trump supporters tried to murder his own vice president for not stealing election not being able to conceded that they in fact violent morons. Believing that they they threatened Carroll is not some is not some big leap after they tried to murder a cop with a flagpole.
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Jan 18, 2024 00:02
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Froghammer posted:Trump (and the right wing in general) has an absolutely massive victimhood complex that drives all of his feelings of aggrievement. Kaplan was right; Trump would love to get thrown out of his own damages trial because it would give him yet another thing to whine about. It worse than that, their victimhood is completely derived from their own awful behavior. "Woke culture is completely out of control, can you believe HR told me they will fire me because I won't stop misgendering and deadnaming my coworker?"
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Jan 18, 2024 02:46
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I mean, Trump sure didn't hire her for her legal expertise, and she strikes me as craven enough to think she's gonna be the Clara Petacci to Trump's Mussolini (but without the "being deposed, captured, and executed" part). The crazy thing to me is he could almost certainly find a gently caress attorney that was like, good at law. The world is full of incredibly smart people that are also beautiful and profoundly damaged.
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Jan 18, 2024 03:29
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Seems like a reasonable risk for Habba to take; risk disbarment, yeah, that is a big risk, absolutely. If Trump wins though, she could be set for life. He might hook her up with some sort of position way out of her league. He has already made clear that if he is elected it will be a revenge tour, and he is likely to listen even less to the rest of the party. I would imagine every cabinet position will be either up for sale or handed out to cronies with no concern for ability. Even more so than the first time. So habba is taking a big risk, if Trump loses she is probably out big time. If Trump wins she might be the next attorney general. He might prefer someone who doesn't know law all that well and just does what he wants. Trump's most loyal and important employees went to jail because Trump wrapped him up in an illegal tax scheme because he didn't want to give him a raise big enough to afford to lease a Mercedes E300. His weirdest superpower is he will flat out tell you he is a sociopathic criminal and some millionaire with a a Harvard M.B.A. at Deutsche Bank will just be like "Well, clearly not ME."
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Jan 18, 2024 03:51
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Three Olives posted:Trump's most loyal and important employees went to jail because Trump wrapped him up in an illegal tax scheme because he didn't want to give him a raise big enough to afford to lease a Mercedes E300. https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1747812049608937883 "Trump: Look, I'm going to steal from you and you will like it."
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Jan 18, 2024 03:57
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I'm starting to think that Ronny might not be a good doctor. Obama is clearly a better person than me but if I were him I would be having my attorney drafting a letter right now asking if he disclosed my PMI just to gently caress with him.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:21
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Obama looks so bad right now tbh I don't know if he makes it to 70. Especially given he was a smoker for like 30 years Smoking always feels so weird to me, it's like you smoke for 5 years in your 20s and you get COPD and throat cancer at 57 or you are 98 sitting in a wheelchair in a nursing home parking lot asking why god hasn't just dragged you to hell already as you open your second pack of the day.
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Jan 18, 2024 04:35
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