NFL Late 1-6-2024 GDT: The South Shall Rise Again (Burns Atlanta down)

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Who do you want in the playoffs? This poll is closed.
Texans	12	35.29%
Colts	1	2.94%
Steelers (ewwwww!)	2	5.88%
The Cowboys to somehow lose in embarassing fashion	19	55.88%
Total:	34 votes

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Texans vs. Colts.

Rookie phenom C.J. Stroud vs. TFF favorite Gardner Minshew.

Winner takes the AFCS crown.

Loser likely out of the playoffs.

If there's a tie the Steelers get in.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:49

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:08

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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the Jaguars have to lose tomorrow for the winner of this game to win the AFC South

# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:50

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Edward Mass posted:

the Jaguars have to lose tomorrow for the winner of this game to win the AFC South

...Fine.

Watch the Titans somehow pull a win out of Vrabel's chopped-off penis.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 01:53

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:01

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

It the AFC South playoff.

I have so much money on the Texans

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:02

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:04

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Despite being from the cesspool that is Ohio State CJ Stroud is <grandma voice> so cute, I'd just eat him up!

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:05

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

It�s the rare Monday night game on a Saturday

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:10

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Wait, this is THE first Texans prime time game ?! :psyduck:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:10

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

i see so few colts games that i didnt even know they had an anvil

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:11

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Shinji2015 posted:

Wait, this is THE first Texans prime time game ?!

Yeah, they couldn't even get a pity TNF game this year. Literally every game they played till now has been buried at 1 PM.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:12

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

Tayter Swift posted:

i see so few colts games that i didnt even know they had an anvil

haha same

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:12

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Shinji2015 posted:

Wait, this is THE first Texans prime time game ?!

still makes me laugh how many loving prime time games jets got lol.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:13

Parallax: Jan 14, 2006

i thought every team had to play a TNF

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:13

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Parallax posted:

i thought every team had to play a TNF

I think they got rid of that rule when they expanded flex scheduling. The Colts didn't play on Thursday either.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:15

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Parallax posted:

i thought every team had to play a TNF

Same.

And I misunderstood, I thought Buck was saying "first prime time game ever, which had me confused for a minute

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:15

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Parallax posted:

i thought every team had to play a TNF

not this year

the jets got 2 amazon games

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:15

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

I would like to add my appreciation for one Gardner Minshew II as well, thank you.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:16

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Those ladies are Indiana ladies

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:16

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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A'ight time to get this game started.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:16

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Go The Colts

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:16

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Please don't get owned by Minshew again Texans

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:17

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Go the cj strouds

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:17

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Android Apocalypse posted:

A'ight time to get this game started.

You really are one Illegal Hen!

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:17

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Benne posted:

I think they got rid of that rule when they expanded flex scheduling. The Colts didn't play on Thursday either.

They got rid of it when Amazon gave them a billion dollars

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:18

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Parallax posted:

i thought every team had to play a TNF

They got rid of the "every team gas to play TNF/every team gets at least one primetime game a season" thing several years ago

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:18

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:

A'ight time to get this game started.

Candy corn, mixed nuts and a Long Trail Harvest ale

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

A'ight time to get this game started.

drat those some good lookin' wings

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

MinshewMagic

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:19

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fartknocker posted:

drat those some good lookin' wings

they're a little undercooked. I should've left them in the oven for the 1st quarter to reheat more.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:20

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Minshew rules.

Minshulez

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:20

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Let's go Pittman

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:20

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Quiet Feet posted:

Minshew rules.

Minshulez

He's good and cool.

Goodner Minshool

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Good work Minshrew

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Miswheels

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Well this is an ominous opening drive.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Pretty good Colts drive

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Pretty ugly defense so far

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

I see the Colts are appeasing the run gods. Good.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

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# ? May 3, 2024 10:08

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

This is way too easy for the Colts.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 02:21

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