NFL Late 1-6-2024 GDT: The South Shall Rise Again (Burns Atlanta down)

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Who do you want in the playoffs? This poll is closed.
Texans	12	35.29%
Colts	1	2.94%
Steelers (ewwwww!)	2	5.88%
The Cowboys to somehow lose in embarassing fashion	19	55.88%
Total:	34 votes

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

happy for stroud

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

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# ? May 3, 2024 09:57

RestingB1tchFace: Jul 4, 2016; Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

lol

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

MJeff posted:

Hm.

I would've caught that, personally.

I would've chosen to catch that.

What about you?

I'd have dropped it, start my vacation early

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Somewhere Marshawn Lynch shudders

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Folks sometimes drop the ball. Which is why you don't pass on 4th and 1.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Wide open, dropped.

That's the recurring nightmare for everyone associated with the NFL. And that's :fork:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

OMG GOODSON YOU ARE NOW BADSON

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MJeff posted:

Hm.

I would've caught that, personally.

I would've chosen to catch that.

What about you?

I would choose to not live in Indianapolis

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Waltzing Along posted:

Run it down they throats till the crucial play and pass it. hahahah. What a sad way to lose.

They'll never see it coming!

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Is that more on Minshew or Goodson?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:14

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Alaois posted:

me, i'm different, i would have dropped the ball and then torn my jersey down the middle to reveal a texans jersey underneath

AW SON OF A BITCH

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Waltzing Along posted:

Run it down they throats till the crucial play and pass it. hahahah. What a sad way to lose.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

MJeff posted:

Is that more on Minshew or Goodson?

it might not have been a perfect throw but thats on goodson imo

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
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That was perfect. No notes.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Not that I believe in the Colts ability to drive the ball down the field in 35 seconds or whatever it would have been, but wasting that time out trying to draw them offside really hurts.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

MJeff posted:

Is that more on Minshew or Goodson?

Goodson

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

MJeff posted:

Is that more on Minshew or Goodson?

Both but more on Goodson, it hit him in the hands so he needs to catch it even if it was not in a perfect place

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MJeff posted:

Is that more on Minshew or Goodson?

Goodson, that was very catchable

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

That shoulda been a touchdown. That's terrible

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:15

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

It sucks that the Steelers are gonna make the playoffs while one of these teams misses tho

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

That shoulda been a touchdown. That's terrible

I think it's great tbh

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

post hole digger posted:

dont really think thats on minshew. goodsons gotta get that. also: run the dang ball. lol

80% on the receiver for the pathetic drop, 20% on the QB for not hitting him right on the hands on the World's Easiest Pass

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

RandomHodge: Jul 5, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

I would choose to not live in Indianapolis

This bit is super funny, keep going

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

MJeff posted:

Is that more on Minshew or Goodson?

minshew. the throw was behind, and it was such a short pass that goodson's got like no time to adjust.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

That throw was not very good.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

ComfyPants: Mar 20, 2002

Grittybeard posted:

Not that I believe in the Colts ability to drive the ball down the field in 35 seconds or whatever it would have been, but wasting that time out trying to draw them offside really hurts.

Yeah, I couldn't believe that poo poo, I'm like you're gonna need that timeout.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Codependent Poster posted:

That shoulda been a touchdown. That's terrible

Yeah you watch the replay too? He was open - that was likely a touchdown right then and there.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So CJ just drops back and hurls it out of bounds here, right?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
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Vox Nihili posted:

80% on the receiver for the pathetic drop, 20% on the QB for not hitting him right on the hands on the World's Easiest Pass

To be fair to Minshew, it looked he had to awkwardly angle it around the tackle.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Taming of the Minshew was a tragedy

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Again tho the Texans right DE was completely offsides by like six inches so thats kinda rough

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Well good year for the Colts. Hopefully Richardson doesn't get hurt next year and they can take that next step.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Play posted:

Both but more on Goodson, it hit him in the hands so he needs to catch it even if it was not in a perfect place

Yeah, agreed. You gotta make that play

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

definitely expected more out of the texans' draft pick when the season started :lol:

gg texas

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

MJeff posted:

So CJ just drops back and hurls it out of bounds here, right?

Nah can�t - slightly too much time.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

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Vox Nihili posted:

80% on the receiver for the pathetic drop, 20% on the QB for not hitting him right on the hands on the World's Easiest Pass

100% on the OC calling for a play from shotgun when you're 1 yard out.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

MJeff posted:

So CJ just drops back and hurls it out of bounds here, right?

That seems like a big risk to not burn all the time.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:17

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Qwijib0 posted:

definitely expected more out of the texans' draft pick when the season started

gg texas

Dude remember back then? Texans got absolutely *roasted* for that decision.

Houston struck gold on that. Absolute, 24 karat, gold.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

live by the run die by the pass

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

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# ? May 3, 2024 09:57

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Kirios posted:

Nah can’t - slightly too much time.

He should do it anyway.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

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