NFL Late 1-6-2024 GDT: The South Shall Rise Again (Burns Atlanta down)

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Who do you want in the playoffs? This poll is closed.
Texans	12	35.29%
Colts	1	2.94%
Steelers (ewwwww!)	2	5.88%
The Cowboys to somehow lose in embarassing fashion	19	55.88%
Total:	34 votes

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Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

well that�s an interesting choice

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:26

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

poo poo that was actually really smart.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

An intentional safety will always make me smile :unsmith:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

please return the safety kick for a TD please please please

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Should have thrown it

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Or do that.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:18

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

heh

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Android Apocalypse posted:

100% on the OC calling for a play from shotgun when you're 1 yard out.

The play worked though, that drop was a total unforced error

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

lol you coulda done more to burn that second off, bro.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Alaois posted:

please return the safety kick for a TD please please please

I want the Texans to win but this would be very funny

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

oooooookay

I mean it makes sense I guess

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

couldn't have zig zagged a little more?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

time for the return TD

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Galaxy brain move.

:golfclap:

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Safety!

Love it when that's the best choice. It's so weird.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Qwijib0 posted:

couldn't have zig zagged a little more?

He�s a punter man, let�s not ask too much of him.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kirios posted:

Dude remember back then? Texans got absolutely *roasted* for that decision.

Houston struck gold on that. Absolute, 24 karat, gold.

roasted for taking Stroud?? Or are you talking about someone else. I don't remember that being the case at all, him and Bryce were essentially tied as the top two and the Panthers gave the Texans an enormous gift

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Now I want a fair catch and laterals.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Time for laterals

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

A safety for the cherry on top of this poo poo sundae.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

I love intentional safeties.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:19

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Play posted:

roasted for taking Stroud?? Or are you talking about someone else. I don't remember that being the case at all, him and Bryce were essentially tied as the top two and the Panthers gave the Texans an enormous gift

No - roasted for trading up to the third pick to get Will Anderson.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

What was the line on this game?

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Android Apocalypse posted:

Galaxy brain move.

Baby brain. The real move is to make everyone good and run out the clock.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Now I want the Jags to win to make this entire evening useless.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

what're we waiting on

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

HOLY poo poo TOUCHDOWN

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Sadly, that safety did not affect the O/U or the spread.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:20

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

booooo

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

Comfortador posted:

HOLY poo poo TOUCHDOWN

Just kidding I'm on helluva delay so I just wanted dibs on the post.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kirios posted:

No - roasted for trading up to the third pick to get Will Anderson.

ah word, yeah that was a reasonably bold move even if everyone liked Anderson

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Weak lateral action

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I did not get my fair catch, but I got a couple of laterals at least.

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Vox Nihili posted:

Time for attempted laterals

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

LETS loving GO

I CANNOT BELEIVE WEVE MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE YEAR THIS HAS BEEN THE HAPPIEST I HAVE EVER BEEN AS A TEXANS FAN

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Playoffs!

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

it's weird to see a likeable team from texas

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Texans win babyyyy

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:26

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Ayup

# ? Jan 7, 2024 05:21

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