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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Fly birds fly!

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:32

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

yeah there is the dagger!

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

It was nice of Aaron Rodgers to transfer ownership of the Bears to Jordan Love before he left

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Qwijib0 posted:

It's football.

tomorrow is gonna be great

Honestly these days I wake up each morning wondering what is the next thing to go bad or wrong.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

In the Colosseum: Jan 2, 2008; They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.

after how lovely the season was at least dominating the eagles on the way out is a nice consolation prize

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

THIS_IS_FINE: May 21, 2001; Slippery Tilde

Seattle deserves to lose this game. Another shameful and middling season

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hey does anyone want a playoff berth

the Eagles have one lying around that they�re not gonna use

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

Really hope after today Arthur Smith and Eberflus get their walking papers.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:07

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Canned Sunshine posted:

During this football season, the Bears have been mostly poo poo as expected, most of my other teams are all bad, my mom died, just put my dog to sleep. So many smug Packer fans who've never known what the Bears are like.

Gonna just go and hope to not wake up in the morning with this year already started.

Hey man, don't think like that. I know these things can suck as escapism when they go sooo poorly, but you can't just let this dumb sport get to you.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:08

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

prater noooooooo

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:08

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

THIS_IS_FINE posted:

Seattle deserves to lose this game. Another shameful and middling season

I have bad news

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Canned Sunshine posted:

Honestly these days I wake up each morning wondering what is the next thing to go bad or wrong.

Those are fake thoughts, the sickness sounds like your own brain to trick you, don�t let it. Good things will happen too.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:08

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

CapnAndy posted:

Hey does anyone want a playoff berth

the Eagles have one lying around that they’re not gonna use

funniest outcome is siriani shows them rocky to build morale and they come back and win the super bowl

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

hey, a doink

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Missed the eagles due to playing outside with the kids in the snow and shoveling a neighbor's sidewalk/driveway, my mother in law texted solely to say "oh [soup] the eagles are a disaster" and I couldn't help but look at the score

Lmfao :nutshot:

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Rogue Elephant: May 1, 2007

at least mason crosby will be off the giants next year

:doink:

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

hahaha, crosby, one kick behind prater also just missed

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

donk

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide right.

But enough about the late Rush Limbaugh.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Blaine

Gabbert

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Cards still gonna beat Seahawks

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:09

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

It was nice of Aaron Rodgers to transfer ownership of the Bears to Jordan Love before he left

The Chicago Bears are a co-op, multiple people can own them.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:10

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Mason Crosby just enjoy your retirement dawg

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:10

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Cards still gonna beat Seahawks

how about a tie?

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:10

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

fartknocker posted:

Blaine Gabbert

WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:10

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Canned Sunshine posted:

During this football season, the Bears have been mostly poo poo as expected, most of my other teams are all bad, my mom died, just put my dog to sleep. So many smug Packer fans who've never known what the Bears are like.

Gonna just go and hope to not wake up in the morning with this year already started.

I'm really sorry about the passing of your mom & having to put your dog down CS

You're a good person, the smug losers out there are completely irrelevant & unworthy of your attention, so find a small pleasure and enjoy focusing on that tonight.

:unsmith:

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:10

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide right.

But enough about the late Rush Limbaugh.

He's lost a lot of weight lay off

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:11

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

really queer Christmas posted:

Hey man, don't think like that. I know these things can suck as escapism when they go sooo poorly, but you can't just let this dumb sport get to you.

Honestly it's not just the sport, just feels like everything the past few months. I'm on meds for clinical depression and I see someone about it all, but doesn't really seem to make much difference.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:11

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Rams should put in the whole crew, would rather play the Lions than the Cowboys I think, poor matchup for the Rams that would be

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:11

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Canned Sunshine posted:

During this football season, the Bears have been mostly poo poo as expected, most of my other teams are all bad, my mom died, just put my dog to sleep. So many smug Packer fans who've never known what the Bears are like.

Gonna just go and hope to not wake up in the morning with this year already started.

Football is all dumb meaningless bullshit, none of us are on the field; you gotta let it be fun when it's fun and ignore it when it's not.

I'm also bad at doing that so I get it though. Sorry to hear about the other news. I know when my mom died unexpectedly that every misfortune after that felt like a loving anvil no matter how severe. I promise you it won't always feel like that.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:11

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Dallas station just cut over to the SF/LA game, so I guess we can all assume that

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:12

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Blaine Gabbert out there trying to get himself hurt.

I guess I wouldn't be totally opposed to some Chris Oladokun time.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:12

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Canned Sunshine posted:

During this football season, the Bears have been mostly poo poo as expected, most of my other teams are all bad, my mom died, just put my dog to sleep. So many smug Packer fans who've never known what the Bears are like.

Gonna just go and hope to not wake up in the morning with this year already started.

Hey it's just sports. You've had an awful year but you're fun to post with and I'm really really sorry that this past year was so lovely. Looking forward to posting with you tomorrow and for the foreseeable future.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:13

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Takes No Damage posted:

Dallas station just cut over to the SF/LA game, so I guess we can all assume that

i feel like cowboys fans overcompensate in the opposite direction because all of the 'gently caress the cowboys' comments actually hurt their feelings or something

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:13

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Cool CBS switched to Eagles/Giants so I get to see Siriani cry on TV

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:13

maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

The most bizarrely intriguing matchup from a sickos perspective is Cowboys-Packers. Which is stronger, Mike McCarthy working his usual January Magic and losing in hilarious fashion? Or the Red Hot Team That Nobody Wants To Play eating poo poo after a big pregame video package hyping them up? Both are almost invincible forces.

Real buttered-toast-on-a-cat conundrum here.

# ? Jan 8, 2024 01:13