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Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Grey Cat posted:

I was lead astray and left disappointed.

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meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Smugworth posted:

Whatever these are called



the whole body is the areola

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


meat police posted:

the whole body is the areola

:mods:

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



Gotta hand it to DJT on this one

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

meat police posted:

the whole body is the areola

areola 51

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Big Boobs Thread: Areola 51 - just asking questions

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Songbearer posted:

My wife has big boobs and I am working hard to rival them and become the alpha of my house once again

Congrats on both fronts

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Brrrmph posted:

Congrats on both fronts

:dadjoke: I lol'd

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
do you think animals understand human boobs? my dog used to love looking down my cleavage. she also lays her head on my chest and i wonder if she wonders why im lumpy

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM


"What knockers!"

"Oh, thank you doctor."

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i once heard that boobs are the rear end of the front

our monkey ancestors chose mates by how big and bright red their asses were and as we evolved and started to walk upright and look at the front of people more the boobs got bigger to replicate the asses

i dont know why they arent bright red

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Bundle up folks. Gonna get nipplely outside!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Liquid Chicken posted:

Bundle up folks. Gonna get nipplely outside!



soft, plump winds......

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Liquid Chicken posted:

Bundle up folks. Gonna get nipplely outside!



again?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Liquid Chicken posted:

Bundle up folks. Gonna get nipplely outside!



Eugh, one is ALWAYS a little different from the other

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
BaZOOMS

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

I came to this thread for big boobs, not a guy whose nipples look like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znDbVZYBWVI

Sorry you can't handle looking at a REAL man who eats ELK meat and just asks QUESTIONS

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've got big boobs
I've got big boobs
They're such big boobs
And they're dirty big boobs
And he's got big boobs
And she's got big boobs
(But we've got the biggest boobs of them all)

dervival
Apr 23, 2014


having brain tissue in your chest seems like it'd also be a massive issue, but maybe she knows something I don't

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I've got big boobs
I've got big boobs
They're such big boobs
And they're dirty big boobs
And he's got big boobs
And she's got big boobs
(But we've got the biggest boobs of them all)

everybody comes and comes again

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

58008

You gotta turn it upside down

i never understood why. why not just do 80085

Grey Cat posted:

I came to this thread for big boobs, not a guy whose nipples look like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znDbVZYBWVI

ah. Snakes. the shittiest of the "fireworks"

unless there was something cool you do with them. what would happen if you ground them into powder?
gently caress where can i get snakes

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

maybeadracula posted:

One standard Tit please

Allow me to pour you a nip.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Or two

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Anybody see any big boobs lately?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I used to work for Mindgeek out of Montreal, and I would see boobs all day long. My daily visual intake of (internet) boobs has sagged significantly, so this thread needs to step the gently caress up.

For real, I visit SA far more than I see porn these days. I know I'm like 2 clicks away from changing that myself, but it's just... Better when someone posts it. :colbert:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jan 12, 2024

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Sagged lol

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
When I was a wee child, I thought "tits," "titties," or any variation of that specifically referred to just the nipples. When I heard someone say they liked tits I always thought, why not the whole boob tho? :magemage:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4_KYtK1BI

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


LuckyCat posted:

When I was a wee child, I thought "tits," "titties," or any variation of that specifically referred to just the nipples. When I heard someone say they liked tits I always thought, why not the whole boob tho? :magemage:

Lol.
Kid's are dumb, when I was a kid I thought it was called a vachina...

Why didn't anyone correct me?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Grey Cat posted:

when I was a kid I thought it was called a vachina...

:yooge:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Grey Cat posted:

Lol.
Kid's are dumb, when I was a kid I thought it was called a vachina...

Why didn't anyone correct me?

I specifically remember a conversation that went like this when I was maybe 7 or 8...

My friend Joey: "Did you hear? Kristy was playing soccer baseball and got his in the vagina."

Me, with the confidence of a middle-aged white man: "Uhh, Joey, it's called a "BA-gina", ok?" :smug: :actually: :goonsay:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I specifically remember a conversation that went like this when I was maybe 7 or 8...

My friend Joey: "Did you hear? Kristy was playing soccer baseball and got his in the vagina."

Me, with the confidence of a middle-aged white man: "Uhh, Joey, it's called a "BA-gina", ok?" :smug: :actually: :goonsay:

Holy poo poo this has me lolling.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


I both love and hate that this is on here. Like not just itt, but on the forums in general. And I hate that I didn't need to even see the name to 'get it'.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
When I was in kindergarten I learned a word. I don't remember any of the specifics , but I was able to carefully discern from context of overhead conversation fragments that "crotch" meant a boob

The first time I tried to use this new illicit knowledge, the conversation was extremely confusing for everyone

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My first envisioning of what a vagina looked like was an empty ball sack with a hole in it

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
haboobs

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My first envisioning of what a vagina looked like was an empty ball sack with a hole in it

Imagine getting it exactly right like that

impressive

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I thought that the VaCHINA was in the front, not between the legs.
Made sense to me at the time because the boner sticks out the front, so the Vachaychay must also be at the front.

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