NFL Wildcard Round N/V: Ew, I'd Rather have Ads

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I want the Lions to win the Super Bowl so The Sun God can fulfill his prophecy and return to the Heavens as the Lord of all that is Light and Beautiful, immortal and invincible once again.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 01:17

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

biceps crimes posted:

No one needs Mahomes for that, you already have a perfectly good Eli Manning

Good point, we need an Eli equivalent for Mahomes. I suspect it's Goff.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 01:53

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

fartknocker posted:

Can�t be, Eli didn�t lose to the Patriots in a Super Bowl

I absolutely memory-holed that game :laffo:

Kalli posted:

Wouldn't that be.... Brady? Mahomes got whipped by Brady in the Superbowl and AFCC.

That's true. May be Brady can pull a Sentry

Rogue Elephant posted:

Best candidate is Joe Flacco

I'm okay with this

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 03:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Goffus and Goffant. One deserves a ring and the other one lost one.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 17:22

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kirios posted:

I'm gonna call you out on this - I demand you to find stats that invariably prove that Daniel Jones is a better quarterback than Tom Brady.

If you're a good quarterback but you're alone eating strawberries in the forest and no one can see you, are you truly a good quarterback or just some guy eating strawberries?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 23:20

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

wandler20 posted:

https://x.com/NFLonFOX/status/1744837492879040741?s=20

At least we won our last one :911:

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 23:21

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

biceps crimes posted:

imagine being a jets fan

how dare you spout that filth, this is a family friendly forum

# ¿ Jan 10, 2024 00:01

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

Yea but what's Sauce's double team rate??

barbeque and ranch

# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 20:16

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I watched it on Peacock because It's The Law to respect peacocks around here. They're the boss.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 17:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Android Apocalypse posted:

I wonder if companies can track illegal streams & still use it for statistics like that.

I recall HBO admitting Game of Thrones was one of the most pirated shows at the time, but now I can't remember if they counted that metric towards their final numbers.

Marketing will track any number that makes things go UP

# ¿ Jan 15, 2024 18:01

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