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Chinatown posted:she sat on my face and then pegged me =\ Where are the songs about a pegging incident?
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Vampire Panties posted:
Dude looks like a GI Joe figure you lost in the back yard and then found three years later.
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Rick Springfield is very much alive and well, and he's trying to be one of those weird ageless wonders
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I always mentally correct it to "I wish that I was Jessie's Girl." Singer is in denial.
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goatface posted:Where are the songs about a pegging incident? Detachable Penis? "It can be a pain in the rear end"
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CannonFodder posted:Detachable Penis? Every penis is detachable
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I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
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Worf posted:Every penis is detachable p sure in that song it's re-attachable.
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i wish that i was jessie's bitch
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Usually you gotta wait for the ironic horny posting to become unironic but OP started out very strong from the gate, a bold move. What's the over/under for pages til gassing you reckon? Goons do be goons.
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i feel so dirty when i start eating poop / i have to tell her that i love it and my dick is hard as root
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Jan 10, 2024 06:26
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why does rick springfield not simply cuck jessie?
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Love is alright, tonight. Baby. You're gonna bleed alright.
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Beachcomber posted:I always mentally correct it to "I wish that I was Jessie's Girl." Singer is in denial. i mean that would be a lot less creepy than the actual lyrics
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dreezy posted:why does rick springfield not simply cuck jessie? Because Jessie’s been a good friend to Rick op
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sex excellence posted:i feel so dirty when i start eating poop Great this is totally what I'm going to think of every time I hear this song now. Hey it's better than the original lyrics at least.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Because Jessie’s been a good friend to Rick op that makes the cuckoldry all the sweeter
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sex excellence posted:i feel so dirty when i start eating poop / i have to tell her that i love it and my dick is hard as root That's good, but remember the protagonist is still merely pining for Jessie's girl, so these things should be phrased as hypotheticals/things they are witnessing happen to Jessie.
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You know, I feel so dirty when they start sharing puke I wanna tell her that I love her, want a whiff of those stanky poots
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Jan 10, 2024 22:19
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too many syllables GREY CAT 
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Gonna make a Rick mix. Rick Springfield Rick Astley Rick James Ricky Martin Ricky Nelson Little Richard
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Larry Cum Free posted:too many syllables GREY CAT It's not. You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute 13 I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot 17 You know, I feel so dirty when they start sharing puke 13 I wanna tell her that I love her, want a whiff of those stanky poots 17
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I will accept an apology
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He clearly sings "prob'ly" not probably.
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goatface posted:He clearly sings "prob'ly" not probably. probly You know, I feel so dirty when they start sharing puke I wanna tell her that I love her, lemme whiff those stanky poots There. Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jan 10, 2024 |
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Grey Cat posted:I will accept an apology
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Jan 11, 2024 00:10
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New thread rule: everyone be nice to me
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larry cum IDIOT. GOT HIM BITCHA
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numberoneposter posted:Gonna make a Rick mix. Me too but it's just 80 minutes of Rick Grimes saying Carl
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Saalkin posted:larry cum IDIOT. GOT HIM BITCHA Knew this mfer couldn't read
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4pEMJ4Lck
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Saalkin posted:larry cum IDIOT. GOT HIM BITCHA That was actually such a bad insult it made me feel better about myself 
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Larry Cum Free posted:New thread rule: everyone be nice to me thread rule denied
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Larry Cum Free posted:New thread rule: everyone be nice to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
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My best friend is named Jesse and he's divorced. He's got a new girl tho. Gave her herpes and they went to the emergency department the other night because open lesions and more skin was sloughing off then expected. Waited ten hours and the doctor was like "nah, you're good put some vaseline on it". So frankly, I DON'T want Jesse's girl.
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Chinatown posted:she sat on my face and then pegged me =\ goatface posted:Where are the songs about a pegging incident? Edit: numberoneposter posted:Gonna make a Rick mix. It's a Rick Roll Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jessie's Girl released a diss track that essentially was 4 minutes of her detailing all the humiliating stuff she subjected Jessie to AND he paid her for the privilege of having done to him. The chorus is the things that he had to pay her extra for because even she thought just being part of made her feel cringy. The music video was a series of Polaroid pictures.
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I ahte larry
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I have turned the tables on Jessie's girl
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Smugworth posted:I ahte larry too bad this thread is the bridge to larrybithia and the only way off is 100 ft down into waters infested with electric croc-o-diles
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I think Larry’s pretty ok
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