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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

ces 2024 is this week

obviously the main gimmick this year will be jamming AI into everything from appliances, to tvs, to thermostats, to window shades. aside from that, it seems like a lot of companies are debuting lovely steamdeck knockoffs that will have crap performance, crap battery life, or some combination of the two, on top of requiring windows janitoring

obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I think it's notable that ces 2020 was one of the first covid superspreader events

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

qirex posted:

I think it's notable that ces 2020 was one of the first covid superspreader events

luckily they're making this year's variant a $14.99 subscription

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

ed zitron is going back into full time tech reporting but i don't think hes gonna be up and running to torture himself for our amuesment for this years ces

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

aaah

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i went to a ces in like 2009 or 2010 and it was a horrible experience except for when i was doing things NOT related to CES like exploring the AVN awards or drinking in casinos

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

The project I’m working on is being demoed at CES and I got roped into doing some last minute data prep for it on Sunday, like an enormous idiot

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Oqvx0eJ9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PscH6pi1BN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0Ph5Ehvow

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012




literally was in the process of posting those

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Branch Nvidian posted:

literally was in the process of posting those

you snooze you lose.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

ADINSX posted:

The project I’m working on is being demoed at CES and I got roped into doing some last minute data prep for it on Sunday, like an enormous idiot

no better time to throw some "55378008" and "3704558" values into the mock data

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ADINSX posted:

The project I’m working on is being demoed at CES and I got roped into doing some last minute data prep for it on Sunday, like an enormous idiot

me too. but i prepared all my demo materials weeks ago ftw

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

cest la vie :xd:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

boomer home decor company mcintosh announced a 2.1 kilowatt speaker amp, which will exclusively be used to play terrible granddadrock at reasonable volumes. each of the three boxes weighs over 120 pounds. no volume control, though. you'll need a separate preamp for that, the matching one is $16k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ll_-1kUmrY
only $50,000

qirex fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jan 9, 2024

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
50k seems reasonable

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



finally my dad can listen to the eagles the way they were meant to be heard

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

qirex posted:

boomer home decor company mcintosh announced a 2.1 kilowatt speaker amp, which will exclusively be used to play terrible granddadrock at reasonable volumes. each of the three boxes weighs over 120 pounds. no volume control, though. you'll need a separate preamp for that, the matching one is $16k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ll_-1kUmrY
only $50,000


when’s yours arriving?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

when’s yours arriving?

:supaburn:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

fart simpson posted:

when’s yours arriving?

lol that you think I like that kind of pedestrian gear, I bi-amp with 4 dan d'agostino relentless monoblocks

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
mcintosh's design asthetic is the most loving horrendous shenzhen special dogshit and i god drat hate it so much

i of course am biased, being a yamaha stan. they made the best looking power amplifier ever, the b6



get in the stereo, shinji

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

qirex posted:

boomer home decor company mcintosh announced a 2.1 kilowatt speaker amp, which will exclusively be used to play terrible granddadrock at reasonable volumes. each of the three boxes weighs over 120 pounds. no volume control, though. you'll need a separate preamp for that, the matching one is $16k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ll_-1kUmrY
only $50,000


Apple should sue these guys.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

If this represents the original blade runner, the 2049 model would probably be the naim statement



akadajet posted:

Apple should sue these guys.

they've actually had long running legal agreements/fights with them as well as apple music, the beatles' record label

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

qirex posted:

lol that you think I like that kind of pedestrian gear, I bi-amp with 4 dan d'agostino relentless monoblocks


nice!

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

my recent project just won a "best of ces innovation award"

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
congratulations, fart simpson

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

personally i agree that its the most innovative box shaped wi fi speaker with voice assistant crap shoved into it that will ever exist

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

fart simpson posted:

my recent project just won a "best of ces innovation award"

i'm so sorry.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


if i had wanted to go to ces this year, i would have had the honor of standing beside a speaker sample and having my picture taken with the president of our division of the company. i really missed out.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it looks very authentic, you did an amazing job, on the authenticity

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

thank you.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

fart simpson posted:

my recent project just won a "best of ces innovation award"

jesus, did they really give out hundreds of those things

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
love being in the presence of such giants of tech

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


SmartHat® is a smart safety helmet designed to completely revolutionize workplace safety and connectivity for industrial workers. The smart helmet comes loaded with features such as real-time tracking, environmental sensors, human condition monitoring and communication options to enhance safety, connectivity and collaboration for blue collar workforce. SmartHat integrates 360-degree two-way live audio video communication, noise sensors, gas leakage detectors, and cross spectrum connectivity including 4G/5G, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, NFC, LoRaWAN and PTT. SmartHat syncs with Proxgy's backend AI platform and SaaS enabling plethora of use cases across key industries with the potential of improving the lives of 1 Billion+ workers globally.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


INPET is a body composition monitoring device for cats that require health care. These days, cats have a much higher incidence of obesity and other health complications due to an increased amount of physical inactivity.

Through patented customized contact sensors and systems, INPET identifies eight body components, including a cat's muscle mass and body fat, and provides the user with deep insight about a cat’s physical well-being. Wireless communication allows users to manipulate and manage data with their smartphones through dedicated applications – physical adjustments to the device are unnecessary.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Pinterest Mom posted:

jesus, did they really give out hundreds of those things

hundreds of honorees, not best in innovation, get it right. congrats again fart s.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pinterest Mom posted:

jesus, did they really give out hundreds of those things

yah we've won hundreds of them over the years via the strategy of paying them their $800 or whatever it is per application and just applying for literally everything we make. but yeah thats just the plebian innovation award not "best" :smugdog:

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pinterest Mom posted:


INPET is a body composition monitoring device for cats that require health care. These days, cats have a much higher incidence of obesity and other health complications due to an increased amount of physical inactivity.

Through patented customized contact sensors and systems, INPET identifies eight body components, including a cat's muscle mass and body fat, and provides the user with deep insight about a cat’s physical well-being. Wireless communication allows users to manipulate and manage data with their smartphones through dedicated applications – physical adjustments to the device are unnecessary.

my cat would 100% not stand on that thing

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