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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

graph posted:

hundreds of honorees, not best in innovation, get it right. congrats again fart s.

oh i see the best in innovation have the gold shield


The motion pillow has been combined with the vital ring to enhance the sleep experience for individuals who snore or face breathing discomfort. It not only intelligently detects snoring sounds but also accurately measures oxygen saturation levels. Through the movement of 7 airbags, it dynamically adjusts the positions of the head and back, creating a comfortable breathing environment and reducing snoring. The product has been further enhanced with an increased number of airbags, the vital ring for oxygen saturation measurement, circadian rhythm lighting, and a space-saving charging system, all contributing to improved performance, usability, and adding a touch of sophistication.

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

fart simpson posted:

my cat would 100% not stand on that thing

yeah i also refuse to stand on scales what of it

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
just look at all these wonderful innovations. wow, so cool!

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

graph posted:

just look at all these wonderful innovations. wow, so cool!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
did lg's fish tank television win anything yet?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
asus has pulled a padphone 2.0 and released a dual screen laptop with no keyboard

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

infernal machines posted:

did lg's fish tank television win anything yet?


Best of Innovation
Video Displays

Honoree
Digital Imaging & Photography, Embedded Technologies

The world's first 77-inch UHD transparent OLED TV reflects one's taste and personality while pursuing a non-standard interior. It has a customizable design in which shelves of metal frame material are combined resembling furniture.

This product offers flexible installation options using LG's Zero Connect technology, suitable for center room, window-front, or traditional TV setups. It supports various mounting methods, including wall and floor stands.

Motorized contrast enhancement technology selectively displays essential elements, enhancing transparency and the 3D effect. For immersive content like movies, it employs shading technology, creating a dual viewing experience that transitions to a black screen when needed.

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

ladies and gentlemen we are truly living in the epoch of true innovation

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



goongratulations, fart

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

well-read undead posted:

ladies and gentlemen we are truly living in the epoch of true innovation

never before has the world seen so many things get fundamentally better at such a fast pace, as the 2020s

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

well-read undead posted:

ladies and gentlemen we are truly living in the epoch of true innovation

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
itd be good to no real innovation over the next few years/decades. Theres been too much of it lately and its come at too rapid a pace for society to effectively adjust to

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
some sort of future shock?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
are those CES innovation awards one of those things where you pay for it like a guinness world record or "best place to work"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

infernal machines posted:

some sort of future shock?

hmmmm

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Shaggar posted:

are those CES innovation awards one of those things where you pay for it like a guinness world record or "best place to work"

red dot design award, where every product is the product of the year if you paid enough

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Shaggar posted:

are those CES innovation awards one of those things where you pay for it like a guinness world record or "best place to work"

you pay to apply for the award. i forget how much exactly, its something like $500 per product you submit. and then they ask you to upload several product images, some basic info about the product like when is it planned to launch, whats the retail price, what category of product is it. and then you gotta write up a maximum of 200 words about each of the: engineering, design, innovation, and human security categories and why you think your product deserves to win an innovation award based on each of those categories

i usually copy and paste some of our marketing copy that we already have lying around into those fields and maybe rewrite it a tiny bit to fit the categories better. pretty low effort rewriting tho

and then their council of elders convenes to pick like 500 winners, and then out of the winners they pick basically 1 from each product category as "best"

i think something like 20% of the products that apply win at least the basic award so its not that hard to get a few of them if you shotgun it

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

all those awards are basically the same process. ces, red dot, red star, whatever else im forgetting. you pay like $500 and roll the dice to win one

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

prostitution, but for product awards

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


and it wouldn’t have been possible to have all this innovation if you had pesky regulation nanny state bullshit

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

look, if you're alvin toffler, you have to tell me

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Pinterest Mom posted:


The Juno Snow Boot by Kizik is the world’s first-ever hands-free snow boot. Simply step into the Juno boot, crushing Kizik’s patented External Cage technology at the back of the heel, and slide your foot forward. The boot’s rigid back guides your foot forward activating the heel technology as you step in. Once your foot is fully inside, the External Cage springs back up to completely secure and lock in your foot.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

my recent project just won a "best of ces innovation award"

for some, even a lifetime is not enough. you did it fart.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

never before has the world seen so many things get fundamentally better at such a fast pace, as the 2020s

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Oh dang we didn’t win anything :(

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

smarthat

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1745228076647342483

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1745229860585480377

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


the boy is back in town

https://bsky.app/profile/zitron.bsky.social/post/3kio3pl3stx23

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


Bird Buddy Smart Perch is a connected device that uses our patented AI to identify an individual bird using images of their feet. Users can then name birds and track their activity and migration across the network, gamifying an old hobby and engaging a new digital generation. Our non-invasive approach captures critical data that we freely provide for use in conservation and climate change research.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
that seems overwrought and silly, but mostly harmless, unless it's also identifying everyone else in its fov

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



Samsung’s Live Cooking TV Picture-in-Picture allows you to keep an eye on what you’re cooking in real-time while watching your favorite shows or catching up on the news. Check the status of food in your connected Samsung oven or range without leaving your living room by pulling up the Picture-in-Picture window on your Samsung TV to see live-stream footage of your food. An image of the final cooked product will also pop up on your TV the moment it’s done and you’ll receive a visual alert if your food is on the verge of burning or becoming overcooked.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

simultaneously watching a steak cook and a river run through a forested canyon and smiling serenely.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

ADINSX posted:

Oh dang we didn’t win anything :(

did you submit 35 applications like we did

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Pinterest Mom posted:


Bird Buddy Smart Perch is a connected device that uses our patented AI to identify an individual bird using images of their feet. Users can then name birds and track their activity and migration across the network, gamifying an old hobby and engaging a new digital generation. Our non-invasive approach captures critical data that we freely provide for use in conservation and climate change research.

I’d get one of these. We’re pretty familiar with our backyard birds it would be interesting to see how reliable it was.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

thanks to nanoleaf now u can have rgb gamer house

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

tk posted:

I’d get one of these. We’re pretty familiar with our backyard birds it would be interesting to see how reliable it was.

they already have one model out that just takes photos of birds when they show up. it doesn't yet have the feature of IDing them from feet pics
https://mybirdbuddy.com/shop/

011024
Jan 11, 2024

Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 11, 2024

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
there's no way you've been posting here for 10 years

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