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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 02:30
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 02:31
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 02:33
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as the years go by i like gadgets less and less. bird feet pics sound cool, but i'd rather just have a messy yard full of plants and see what birds show up for that.
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Jan 11, 2024 02:39
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fart simpson posted:did you submit 35 applications like we did probably not  I know some (most?) teams at Amazon work insane hours but we all kind of got burned out getting ready for re:Invent and CES being the week after everyone got back from vacation didn't help
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Jan 11, 2024 02:44
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011024 posted:good god look how old that house looks they dont build em like they used to op
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Jan 11, 2024 03:16
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what do we even pay you for rotor
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Jan 11, 2024 03:17
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missed opportunity to name this thread "CES fuckup megathread" to mirror the secfuck thread imo
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Jan 11, 2024 03:41
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sorb is what my gf puts in her rebreather to absorb co2. it looks like kitty litter. life saving kitty litter.
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Jan 11, 2024 04:03
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:what do we even pay you for rotor im on break
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Jan 11, 2024 04:05
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rotor posted:im on break what are you, union?
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Jan 11, 2024 04:08
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rotor posted:im on break my taxes pay your salary pal!
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Jan 11, 2024 04:10
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infernal machines posted:what are you, union? international congress of idiot kings local 219
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Jan 11, 2024 04:14
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post hole digger posted:my taxes pay your salary pal! this is no big deal - the USD to roman denarius exchange rate is super favorable rn
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Jan 11, 2024 04:17
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SO DEMANDING posted:thanks to nanoleaf now u can have rgb gamer house this is actually good, you can just put up your lights permanently and just program them for christmas, halloween, or what have you, instead of having bins full of light strings you gotta put up and take down every year
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Jan 11, 2024 04:24
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well-read undead posted:missed opportunity to name this thread "CES fuckup megathread" it's ces, its implied
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Jan 11, 2024 04:46
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what would a ces fuckup even be, beyond maybe killing a tech reporter with your sharper image-rear end product? making something useful?
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Jan 11, 2024 04:50
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motorola xoom won best in show with a single device, under glass, not powered on. wow, so cool !
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Jan 11, 2024 04:52
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they told a very compelling story
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Jan 11, 2024 04:56
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infernal machines posted:they told a very compelling story and that story was 'eat poo poo, crapple ibad havers  '
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Jan 11, 2024 04:57
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remember when magazine racks were a thing, and you'd walk past the tech section and every single magazine had had some variation of "ipad killer?" on the cover?
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Jan 11, 2024 04:59
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ADINSX posted:probably not actually i just went back to check. we submitted 58 applications this year lol
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Jan 11, 2024 05:03
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infernal machines posted:remember when magazine racks were a thing, and you'd walk past the tech section and every single magazine had had some variation of "ipad killer?" on the cover? not to be confused with the "ipad killer" that terrorized the bay area for 14 months, sawing off the heads of his victims with a sharpened ipad (2nd generation)
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Jan 11, 2024 05:10
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fart simpson posted:actually i just went back to check. we submitted 58 applications this year lol 58 applications should mean 58 wins, i want answers simpson!!!
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Jan 11, 2024 05:11
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infernal machines posted:remember when magazine racks were a thing, and you'd walk past the tech section and every single magazine had had some variation of "ipad killer?" on the cover? what a wild two years it also birthed qirex.txt
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Jan 11, 2024 05:14
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well-read undead posted:not to be confused with the "ipad killer" that terrorized the bay area for 14 months, sawing off the heads of his victims with a sharpened ipad (2nd generation) one of those “etherkiller” cables, but with a 30-pin dock connector on the end.
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Jan 11, 2024 05:19
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Pinterest Mom posted:it doesn't yet have the feature of IDing them from feet pics i can ID people from feet pics without a fancy schmancy AI camera tyvm
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Jan 11, 2024 05:29
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Eeyo posted:as the years go by i like gadgets less and less. bird feet pics sound cool, but i'd rather just have a messy yard full of plants and see what birds show up for that. gokarts my favourite dragonball character
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Jan 11, 2024 13:52
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Elder Postsman posted:this is actually good, you can just put up your lights permanently and just program them for christmas, halloween, or what have you, instead of having bins full of light strings you gotta put up and take down every year idk most led christmas lights are bad
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Jan 11, 2024 13:53
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Pinterest Mom posted:
I've got one of these it's a lot of fun. The image bird recognition is not very good (loves calling stuff blackbirds) but it's cool to take a break from your work day and see your backyard robin having a snack. e: actually misread I don't have the feet pic version. 
distortion park fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 14:12
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Man, I'd buy this in an instant but it's missing the KVM their competitors are putting in their panels. So I have to wait. https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/alienware-32-4k-qd-oled-gaming-monitor-aw3225qf/apd/210-blmq/monitors-monitor-accessories
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Jan 11, 2024 19:42
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akadajet posted:Man, I'd buy this in an instant but it's missing the KVM their competitors are putting in their panels. So I have to wait. yeah thats dope. i dont personally need a kvm so that can go on my someday list
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Jan 11, 2024 19:50
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$1200 for a monitor in 2024 seems a lil steep
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Jan 11, 2024 19:55
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is there such a thing as a USB C a/b switch yet? I should be able to connect multiple computers to my thunderbolt dock and just switch between them instead of this whole rigamarole of switching my mouse, kb and monitor over
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Jan 11, 2024 19:57
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rotor posted:$1200 for a monitor in 2024 seems a lil steep it’s the first oled monitor with reasonable specs
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Jan 11, 2024 20:07
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mediaphage posted:yeah thats dope. i dont personally need a kvm so that can go on my someday list The MSI version that's flat w/ KVM is coming out next month, so it's not a super long wait. It's a bunch of vendors using the same Samsung panel. Price and performance is likely to be identical.
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Jan 11, 2024 20:11
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Pinterest Mom posted:
i get an instagram ad for this thing 39 times a day
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Jan 11, 2024 20:12
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post hole digger posted:i get an instagram ad for this thing 39 times a day it's probably the least evil use of AI I've seen so far
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Jan 11, 2024 20:13
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oil companies will probably use the data to avoid environmental reviews or some poo poo now it's evil
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