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Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

Good thing that no one will be able to identify Mendel G, age 30.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Rahu posted:

Good thing that no one will be able to identify Mendel G, age 30.

Hmm, you're right, too obvious. Let's call him... M. Goldman.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Is the ark of the covenant safe??

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

It belongs in a museum :mad:

FalconImpala
Oct 21, 2018

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

Making the best dang BBQ in Brooklyn



FalconImpala
Oct 21, 2018

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
This is where they keep the fatbergs.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Wendigee posted:

What group or reason were they digging under a Orthodox temple?

somebody has clearly never had the satisfaction of digging a good hole

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
why wouldn't somebody want to dig a cool tunnel under an orthodox temple

that's the question we should be asking ourselves

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
So did they really start tearing the place up when they were told they couldn't dig their hole? I'm confused about many aspects of this.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Its paedophile tunnels Im sure of it.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I bet there are tunnels under everything

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

somebody has clearly never had the satisfaction of digging a good hole

Ignorant.

We had the biggest dug hole in the neighborhood.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


Lol

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

drilldo squirt posted:

So did they really start tearing the place up when they were told they couldn't dig their hole? I'm confused about many aspects of this.

There's video, and yeah, but just to chuck anything they could in the way of/at the police, so purposeful destruction I guess?

But yeah the short version seems to be the group of Jewish fundies, had a weird prophecy thing -involving a dead Rabbi who they think will come back to life at some point- that said they should build a tunnel there, it was hard to get official permission to do that, so a couple of younger ones just went a head and dug the tunnel there anyway, without informing you know the city or what not.

After some amount of time the city found out and tried to fill it in, the young fundies tried to stop them. Think that's that's all the key bits to the story that are known at the moment?

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000


that is an anti-semite who does not live in nyc

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

the holy poopacy posted:

Hmm, you're right, too obvious. Let's call him... M. Goldman.

lol

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


dr_rat posted:

There's video, and yeah, but just to chuck anything they could in the way of/at the police, so purposeful destruction I guess?

But yeah the short version seems to be the group of Jewish fundies, had a weird prophecy thing -involving a dead Rabbi who they think will come back to life at some point- that said they should build a tunnel there, it was hard to get official permission to do that, so a couple of younger ones just went a head and dug the tunnel there anyway, without informing you know the city or what not.

After some amount of time the city found out and tried to fill it in, the young fundies tried to stop them. Think that's that's all the key bits to the story that are known at the moment?

They're a splinter of one of the major ultra-orthodox sects and, seems to me got that immortal messiah idea from Christian cultural influences.
The big sect: Chabad are extremely incorporated into Israeli society, at the (mostly secular) neighborhood I grew in the only kindergarten was run by them.

I have vague memories of the messianic faction starting their sticker campaign in the late 90's but they never made a fuss in the secular world so everyone I know just shrugged and forgot about them.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Reports are surfacing that it all started when a local rabbi with a reading disability went to the butcher down the street. They are well-known for jokingly labeling all the meats and pork butt was labeled as ham rear end. A simple misunderstanding that has been twisted in the media.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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it's where they keep their surplus mazeltovs

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

why wouldn't somebody want to dig a cool tunnel under an orthodox temple

that's the question we should be asking ourselves

true true holes rule plain and simple. the better story would be to ask why other temples arent digging dope holes.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!
Either a torture room or kid loving imo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Fumble posted:

Either a torture room or kid loving imo

No, it's where they kept their gold before biden ruined the economy and they had to sell it all for bitcoin.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Toxic Mental posted:

It's where the CHUDs live

CHabad Underground Dwellers.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

drilldo squirt posted:

So did they really start tearing the place up when they were told they couldn't dig their hole? I'm confused about many aspects of this.
They (the diggers) had a tunnel and sealed the entrance with wood on one end. The police pouring cement would have sealed the entrance to the tunnel permanently. The diggers removed the wood, making the whole tunnel was exposed and potentially causing cement to flow everywhere underground and not just the entrance hole.

From the article, it looks like the guys lived in the basement and wanted to expand it. But for whatever reason, they couldn't do it openly. So they dug tunnels to remove the debris from the excavation to another property nearby without suspicion.

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

temple posted:

From the article, it looks like the guys lived in the basement and wanted to expand it. But for whatever reason, they couldn't do it openly. So they dug tunnels to remove the debris from the excavation to another property nearby without suspicion.

Fundamentalist religious chism, mom won't let me expand the gooncave: different problems, same solution.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Tunnel madness can strike anywhere at any time.

https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1744330916602777808?t=3-VtjfkmHDqir9Awi1JXiA&s=19

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Urge to dig.....growing.....

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



It's a little known Philip K Dick story.

Do Brazilians dream of a gilded keep

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Just play Deep Rock Galactic and fulfill your wildest digging dreams.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

ATTN tunnel digging orthodox jewish people:

Please keep digging and put in a train so I can get to queens without having to go through manhattan. TIA

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The roman centurian cop yelling "I'm shutting down the shul!!!"

Antisemitism knows no bounds

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I didn't see the guy coming up out of the street gate in this thread lol

https://i.imgur.com/ESrbrsr.mp4

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Konar posted:

I didn't see the guy coming up out of the street gate in this thread lol

https://i.imgur.com/ESrbrsr.mp4

lmao

holy poo poo

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Konar posted:

I didn't see the guy coming up out of the street gate in this thread lol

https://i.imgur.com/ESrbrsr.mp4

Man, we're having a really unusual periodic cicada brood hatching this year.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

Making the best dang BBQ in Brooklyn



how did they get that motorcycle in the first aid dirt room

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
what was supposed to happen in this tunnel?

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Konar posted:

I didn't see the guy coming up out of the street gate in this thread lol

https://i.imgur.com/ESrbrsr.mp4

This clip is going to gain so much traction in all the wrong subreddits

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

By popular demand posted:

They're a splinter of one of the major ultra-orthodox sects and, seems to me got that immortal messiah idea from Christian cultural influences.

Probably, but Jesus only took 3 days to come back. Menachem Scheerson died in 1994. What's taking him so long?

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Lack of tunnels.

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