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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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130 feet holy poo poo that's really loving deep to dig yourself

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

what was supposed to happen in this tunnel?

you dig out the unauthorized expansion far enough and the synagogue becomes yours and the messiah is born

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Konar posted:

I didn't see the guy coming up out of the street gate in this thread lol

https://i.imgur.com/ESrbrsr.mp4

wow is this real???

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Yes that dude is crawling out of the sewers.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
You know the more that I think about it, I wish I had jews tunneling under my house, if only for the good rear end posts I would make.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Lol

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





https://nypost.com/cover/january-10-2024/


Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 10, 2024

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

thats the best title they could come up with huh

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

They found some illegal tunnels under a synagogue in NYC. What do you think they had in there, GBS?

maybe it's just a holy building?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry



lol

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
They're looking for mood slime maybe?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


veal's feet in aspic are fairly disgusting but I wouldn't call that dish 'mood slime'

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

replace saddam w/ their messiah's name and you've got certified 555 gold sir

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I guess I never realized there were jewish cults too

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

The Fattest PI posted:

I guess I never realized there were jewish cults too

you could have just said "religion"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Fattest PI posted:

I guess I never realized there were jewish cults too

Think it would be pretty much impossible to have any reasonably sized religion or bigger and not get some cults schesiming from them. Only one I can really think of which maybe doesn't is Scintology as that already is just a scam cult. Although I wouldn't be surprised if even that had a cult or two off shot.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I'm glad someone is digging tunnels traveling through them. If they are empty they'll just get full of orcs or whatever.

Are any of them producing mithril?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sugar free jazz posted:

wow is this real???

It's actually AI generated. Pretty easy to spot with all the extra fingers.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

dr_rat posted:

Think it would be pretty much impossible to have any reasonably sized religion or bigger and not get some cults schesiming from them. Only one I can really think of which maybe doesn't is Scintology as that already is just a scam cult. Although I wouldn't be surprised if even that had a cult or two off shot.

Yeah I think theres a couple groups that broke away from Scientology and are teaching the dianetics stuff (L Ron Hubbards earlier works).

And Scientology is famously opaque, but Id be surprised if there arent schisms internal to it. Like they had an internal black site basically, theyd lock the enemies of the main guy (Miscavige) into a lovely trailer to rot, so thats kinda already schism-y. Thats just kinda how people work.

Noam Chomsky
Apr 4, 2019

:capitalism::dehumanize:


Bonzo posted:

They're looking for mood slime maybe?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Fattest PI posted:

I guess I never realized there were jewish cults too

A certain historic carpenter wants to have a word.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Eeyo posted:

Yeah I think there’s a couple groups that broke away from Scientology and are teaching the dianetics stuff (L Ron Hubbard’s earlier works).

And Scientology is famously opaque, but I’d be surprised if there aren’t schisms internal to it. Like they had an internal black site basically, they’d lock the enemies of the main guy (Miscavige) into a lovely trailer to rot, so that’s kinda already schism-y. That’s just kinda how people work.

Theirs is not some doctrinal schism, official Scientology is so expensive that some poor bastards after being fleeced for all they own and unable to afford more, now try to open source it and get their Hubbard fix for free.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Star of David Nosed Moles

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Are there any other cool secret tunnels? What was the tik tok thing?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

The Fattest PI posted:

I guess I never realized there were jewish cults too

only this paticular group of hasids are a cult, unlike the other sects of ultraorthodox jews who only do normal religious practices

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

GolfHole posted:

thats the best title they could come up with huh

NINJEW TURTLE

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

only this paticular group of hasids are a cult, unlike the other sects of ultraorthodox jews who only do normal religious practices

I live in the neighborhood, and even though their beliefs are objectively weirder than the other sects in Brooklyn the people are a lot more outwardly normal and friendly than the other places, which are downright Taliban-like.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Isn't there that weird town that's run by some sort of orthodox and they control everything. I forget the name but I remember that being pretty weird.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Utah

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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No it's in New York and they have super low income and everyone is on public assistance and there's like a group of elders thay run the town


I'm not making this poo poo up

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Eric Adams is no spring chicken, but I'm not sure I would call him an elder.

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Hollismason posted:

No it's in New York and they have super low income and everyone is on public assistance and there's like a group of elders thay run the town


I'm not making this poo poo up

Ramapo County.

Most of the people who lived their before were non-English speaking African refugees who got totally steamrolled and had all their public services cut and the money diverted to private religious institutions

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


thats way better

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Disco Godfather posted:

Ramapo County.

Most of the people who lived their before were non-English speaking African refugees who got totally steamrolled and had all their public services cut and the money diverted to private religious institutions

Yeah that sounds familiar ,I think that's it.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Hollismason posted:

No it's in New York and they have super low income and everyone is on public assistance and there's like a group of elders thay run the town


I'm not making this poo poo up

Town of Kiryas Joel.

Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011

Hollismason posted:

No it's in New York and they have super low income and everyone is on public assistance and there's like a group of elders thay run the town


I'm not making this poo poo up

Kyrias Joel is the prime example, though not the only one.

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Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

One of my favorite Rockland County tales:

FCC raids Yeshivas in Ramapo

Their schools got a ton of money from the government to overhaul the wifi, until I guess someone noticed Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to use the internet.

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