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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sid i'll level with you i'm not comfortable giving you any amount of money

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


syntaxfunction posted:

You're gonna name every sammich you make? I'd name it after the customer then you don't have to keep thinking of new names on the spot.

This sandwhich is called the syntaxfunction.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

sid i'll level with you i'm not comfortable giving you any amount of money

totally understandable, would you be willing to cosign on this insurance policy with me at least

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'll invest in your cart but I want a 15% stake and 5 cents from every hotdog sold in perpetuity

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Bad Purchase posted:

last time i visited the local stand, i selected a hotdog and gave the woman working there my card. she rang up $10 and enthusiastically said, “mmmm hotdog yum!”, then ignored me and turned to the next customer. i never got the food.

skill issue (became ghost without realizing

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
could go for a nice sausage with some kraut, maybe a bit of spicy mustard

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnFKpf0GYy8

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

What kinda toppings will you have for the dogs

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, banana peppers, salt, pepper, lawrys, if you ask i might have some mayo packets in the mini fridge

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
What if I ask for extra lettuce? ;-/

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
How does this investment work, is this like Shark Tank

Like $1500 for 30% of the business plus five cents per dog sold, that sort of thing?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

maybeadracula posted:

How does this investment work, is this like Shark Tank

Like $1500 for 30% of the business plus five cents per dog sold, that sort of thing?

Back off I already made a royalties offer

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Just dropping in to give sid a glimpse of his future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbJ3YDGC8GE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHMm4cZpGeQ

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

evilmiera posted:

Compromise and make Philly Cheese Steaks

Cheap cuts of beef, onions, peppers, cheese. It basically prints money.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

I will only invest if you change the name to Hog Logs. Put a hog log in my mouth our customers will scream

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


just give me money trust me baby

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Now are you going to do that fancy spiral cut on those Kirkland dogs? I think it makes them look pretty.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dog man protip: always offer a bun for a nickel extra

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
also i mean if you wanted you could probably build your own hot dog cart out of a shopping cart and a crock pot and a battery and spend the other $4900 on hot dogs

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


2 hot dog stands?


u should really lean into that. like use both at the same time to cook hot dogs and be the Famous Dual Wielding Hot Dog Stand guy.

u need a pun name related to having 2 stands like idk Double Porkatration or whatever.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Sid's Weiner Wagon

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Shan't be tipping Sid so price your wiener appropriately

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I kind of miss a starwar betamax's av, it was fun

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mods please rename Sid to Hot Dog Day #420

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
id’s og art

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sid u opened this thread too late I already spend all the familys christmas money last month ):

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
New York Hot Dog vendors make like 75 thousand dollars a year , no poo poo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If it was so easy wouldn't everybody be selling hot dogs

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Smugworth posted:

If it was so easy wouldn't everybody be selling hot dogs

You have to have a permit in New York to sell hot dogs and those permits are very expensive.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

What kinds of deals on dogs can I get for being a ground floor investor, also do you plan on changing the wording once you open in order to not honor said deals

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
No goon could resist eating all those sausages. This seems like a bad idea.

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



I’ll front you $40,000 par value for 8% coupon noncallable convertible bonds maturing in 2054.

Let’s get cracking on these dogs.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Hollismason posted:

Hmm goons funding a hotdog venture where have I heard this before?

It do be like that sometimes

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
hi sid

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I think you should go to the bank and see if you can get a small business loan

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

2 hot dog stands?


u should really lean into that. like use both at the same time to cook hot dogs and be the Famous Dual Wielding Hot Dog Stand guy.

u need a pun name related to having 2 stands like idk Double Porkatration or whatever.

Double Dog Dare was right there, you goober

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i wanna put ur wiener in my mouth

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
sid i got an idea for a shirt. it's a fish and the fish has a cock in it's mouth, idk if balls should be in the design. might be too rude

and then it says SLUT LIFE all scribbly and dumb like SALT LIFE but with a u

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

Will you have combos or specials for your early backers?

And do you have a source for that neon green relish at least lined up?

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Getting a hot dog tomorrow I think

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