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BigBadSteve posted:

Funny quote, but getting serious for half a minute, as someone with an umblical hernia, I would not recommend belly button loving.

Junk posted:

the one where the horse thinks about ants and dies

laserghost posted:

niu-niu posted:

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

laserghost posted:

[Cute small tasteful multi-compartment Ceramic bento box pref. with matching chopstick holder under $20 searcher quote]

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N. Senada posted:

Did I just learn that Goku named his kid Rice?

N. Senada posted:

Did I just learn that Goku named his kid Rice?

ultrafilter posted:

Pretty much all of the Dragonball Z characters are named after food or articles of clothing.

Batterypowered7 posted:

Vegeta -> Vegetable
Nappa -> Nappa Cabbage
Raditz -> Radish
Gohan -> Rice/Meal
Kakarot -> Carrot
Brolly -> Broccoli
Bulma -> Bloomers
Trunks -> Trunks (Pants)
Bulla (Trunk's sister) -> Bra
Dr. Briefs (Bulma's Dad) -> Briefs
Pan -> Bread
Videl -> Anagram of Devil (because her father is Mr. Satan)

Batterypowered7 posted:

Vegeta -> Vegetable
Nappa -> Nappa Cabbage
Raditz -> Radish
Gohan -> Rice/Meal
Kakarot -> Carrot
Brolly -> Broccoli
Bulma -> Bloomers
Trunks -> Trunks (Pants)
Bulla (Trunk's sister) -> Bra
Dr. Briefs (Bulma's Dad) -> Briefs
Pan -> Bread
Videl -> Anagram of Devil (because her father is Mr. Satan)

R.L. Stine posted:

who was the guy that was like 'by age 5 i was devouring descartes'

BigBadSteve posted:

Hmm, I see, so the Goku cartoons are basically VeggieTales for otakus.

Drone_Fragger posted:

Please no, the simpsons thread was ruined by every page ending with a 500 panel "comic" of the psalms.

rear end-penny posted:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol okay this is all fake right this cant be real *looks for hidden cameras* there cant possibly be an admin that ran a riven rape rp discord like this its all a prank lol you got me jeffrey you son of a bitch

rear end-penny posted:

Klyith posted:

YeahTubaMike posted:

came here to post this

i don't know why i haven't just saved it somewhere, it's a long rear end post about how dumb horses are and it's hilarious from beginning to end

Sham bam bamina! posted:

One of my favorite sagas (?), compiled more thoroughly than ever before:

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Ruddha posted:
I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as ones who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness

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Ruddha posted:
I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying

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Ruddha posted:

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Pissflaps posted:
And hooves.

Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.

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Ruddha posted:

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Aleph Null posted:
My dad had a horse fall in a hole and almost die. They had to use a truck wench to get her out. She was too weak to walk so they tied ropes between two trees to hold her up. It took days of them hand feeding her before she could stand or walk on her own.
Less than a month later, she fell in the same hole and died.

lmao

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Pick posted:
Ruddha I love you but you would be very disappointed by having a human baby because they're all the bad things about horses and you can't even sit on them and ride them into the ocean.

Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died

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Ruddha posted:

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Pick posted:
Yeah but sometimes babies die for like no reason. It's like if you were making a great meal and then suddenly the meal died for like no reason.

That's understandable, but in the scheme of things it's a fairly low chance. With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid poo poo. Saw water and passed away

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Ruddha posted:
Clowns are a type of horse

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Ruddha posted:

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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:
You can't shoot and eat clowns after they break a leg though

Well not legally but I'll have you know the best brand of glue is Larry's Laugh and a Half Stucko Pagliaccio

Batterypowered7 posted:

Vegeta -> Vegetable
Nappa -> Nappa Cabbage
Raditz -> Radish
Gohan -> Rice/Meal
Kakarot -> Carrot
Brolly -> Broccoli
Bulma -> Bloomers
Trunks -> Trunks (Pants)
Bulla (Trunk's sister) -> Bra
Dr. Briefs (Bulma's Dad) -> Briefs
Pan -> Bread
Videl -> Anagram of Devil (because her father is Mr. Satan)

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Mystical Female Voice: We hast'nt rekindle Sheldon's Arsebowl. Twis why the curse has upon us. (10 second video of a shadow passing over a candle)

Everyone in the world: Oh my God.

Neophyte posted:

It's from Ruddha and Sham bam bamina! complied it in a post here

The nested quotes don't show up when quoting for some reason so here if you're too lazy to click.

Neophyte posted:

It's from Ruddha and Sham bam bamina! complied it in a post here

The nested quotes don't show up when quoting for some reason so here if you're too lazy to click.

Tunicate posted:

Pan -> the greek god Pan, horned guy who looks like satan -> named after her grandpa

Pan -> woodwind instrument -> named after her other grandpa

china bot posted:

does Pick still post here?

china bot posted:

does Pick still post here?

Smugworth posted:

Phiz got a job after writing that article

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*Guile voice* CHRONIC GOON

Beefed Owl posted:

From so many years back but that guy who posted an article about a woman who was arrested for throwing parties including providing alcohol for minors for her mentally disabled son and the first response in that thread was, "Your mom sounds pretty cool OP." And pretty much the rest of the thread were people going off on how incredible that comment was.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

edit: I may be wrong but years ago someone posted some story about an "r-word masturbator" and I wanna say that was the first time I saw "So you work from home OP?"

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Anyone remember the GameQuoter or whatever their name was? Had some perfect responses to random posts, with video game screenshots. But I’ve not seen them in a while

china bot posted:

does Pick still post here?

Spinz posted:

It's a tragedy

She was great
Smart, artistic, knowledgeable, interesting