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Vakal
May 11, 2008
If you haven't for a while, you should really get in there and give it a good cleaning out. You might be surprised by what you find.

Remember, together we can make 2024 the year of proper crevice hygiene.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

like every hour, dude. what do you think people do while sitting around on their computer besides jacking off.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
More than you would think, but less than you would hope, OP.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Daily and I always get a good haul of fuzz, regardless of whether the shirt I'm wearing is fuzzy. Going by the size of my existing collection and my typical daily accumulation, I'm probably 3 months from having enough material to make my quilt.

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Don't ask questions that you don't want to hear the answer to.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
What's the best way to clean it? Pour some vinegar and baking soda and make a belly button volcano?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


2 days ago, op.

Combo
Aug 19, 2003



Just did thanks to this thread. You're a hero OP

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Jose Oquendo posted:

What's the best way to clean it? Pour some vinegar and baking soda and make a belly button volcano?

It's the most visually impressive, but wastes the contents. What you want to do is get one of those wide syringes, cut the bottom off and create a manual belly button vacuum.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I just use a Q-tip and root around in there for a bit. Seems to do the job.

I used to use Q-tips in my ears as well, but it seems like civilization has decided over the last few years that they are a bad thing to use for that.

I've seen these things advertised lately though for cleaning ear canals with water. Not sure how well they actually work.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

dont loving shoot non-sterile water down your ear canal, for the love of god

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Larry Cum Free posted:

Daily and I always get a good haul of fuzz, regardless of whether the shirt I'm wearing is fuzzy. Going by the size of my existing collection and my typical daily accumulation, I'm probably 3 months from having enough material to make my quilt.

I watched a video or something where they investigated this phenomenon once and the answer to fuzz is to shave or trim your pubes, bellybutton fuzz comes about by little threads from your clothes migrating via your pubes and belly hair into your bellybutton. Hope this helps.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
I used to have a shorn crotch but my wives wanted me to grow em out a bit :mrwhite:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Larry Cum Free posted:

I used to have a shorn crotch but my wives wanted me to grow em out a bit :mrwhite:

So you're a grower, not a shower :grin:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Jose Oquendo posted:

What's the best way to clean it? Pour some vinegar and baking soda and make a belly button volcano?

Try taking a shower

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I get a little nub that rolls out every day in the shower op

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


bradzilla posted:

I get a little nub that rolls out every day in the shower op

We're talking about belly buttons not penises itt.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Grey Cat posted:

We're talking about belly buttons not penises itt.

oh drat

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Apr 6, 2011

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Grey Cat posted:

We're talking about belly buttons not penises itt.

Lol get his rear end

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

lol owned

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Anyone else's sensitive? I don't like rooting around in there, it feels funny.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Slugworth posted:

Anyone else's sensitive? I don't like rooting around in there, it feels funny.

Yes, it makes my urethra feel weird.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i finger the heck out of my belly b when im in the shower

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

If you don't wash it out once in awhile you'll get a gross smelly wet infection

Griz
May 21, 2001


Jose Oquendo posted:

What's the best way to clean it? Pour some vinegar and baking soda and make a belly button volcano?

i used to be able to squeeze it and make it pop out but that stopped working after i was no longer super skinny, now it's a qtip and isopropyl

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Smugworth posted:

If you don't wash it out once in awhile you'll get a gross smelly wet infection

That's not a bellybutton it's a smellybutton

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

deep dish peat moss posted:

That's not a bellybutton it's a smellybutton

yea. yea it is.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I usually diddle it with the washcloth in the shower. Feels weird but satisfying.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
You've got to let the lint accumulate a bit. Then you can make beautiful art with your findings

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


:goofy:

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

I must know your confusion about this basic grooming device

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

once in a blue moon

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Every day in the shower, OP.

Soap, pinky scrub, water, clean. Is this a thing people don’t do in the shower?

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i have a guy for this

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Take care of your Bellybutton Guy and he’ll take care of you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Take care of your Bellybutton Guy and he’ll take care of you

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

My gf cleans mine out with her tongue (I’m very blessed)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Remember in The Matrix when that bug machine just crawled right in there?
And then Trinity sucked it out?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

Remember in The Matrix when that bug machine just crawled right in there?
And then Trinity sucked it out?

So hard to find a girl that'll suck the robot bugs outta my bellybutton these days.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




haha, yes, i too have a human belly button, they are so unique and indescribable are they not? but just out of curiosity, how would you describe having a belly button?

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