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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i clean my bb every gotdamn day

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's pretty easy to just swab it out with the tip of your dick

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I'm intentionally saving up my belly button crud for a rainy day

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Please tell me you don't use one of those poofy things dude. They build up so much bacteria.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Worf posted:

My gf cleans mine out with her tongue (I’m very blessed)

:(

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

emSparkly posted:

Please tell me you don't use one of those poofy things dude. They build up so much bacteria.

It’s called a three olives

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Worf posted:

It’s called a three olives

This isn't the weird homophobia thread

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

maybeadracula posted:

This isn't the weird homophobia thread

You roam the forums in search of poo poo to be mad at

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I have a cast iron belly button. You're not supposed to clean it.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

kntfkr posted:

I have a cast iron belly button. You're not supposed to clean it.

You can just season it again

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Buce posted:

i clean my bb every gotdamn day

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Worf posted:

You roam the forums in search of poo poo to be mad at

lol not even remotely

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

maybeadracula posted:

lol not even remotely

im sure :)

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i roam the forums in search of lulz, lol

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

and advice on how to die i stantly

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

It’s called a three olives

lol old timey british (???) homophobic sluir style joke. weird

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

thinly veiled angry homophobic british guy energy in the belly button lint thread

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


:eyepop:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


everytime I take a shower op
so, dec 03 2023

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Feasting on its bounty right now, OP.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol old timey british (???) homophobic sluir style joke. weird

lol the moral superiority of the same forums that just probated three olives for talking about his refrigerator

keep going

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

good morning :D

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Worf posted:

lol the moral superiority of the same forums that just probated three olives for talking about his refrigerator

keep going

Probating someone for being pretentious doesn't mean you get a pass on making homophobic jokes hth

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Worf posted:

lol the moral superiority of the same forums that just probated three olives for talking about his refrigerator

keep going

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Looks like worf has been beamed down catjail :smuggo:

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Bad Purchase posted:

haha, yes, i too have a human belly button, they are so unique and indescribable are they not? but just out of curiosity, how would you describe having a belly button?

how would you describe not having a belly button??

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Worf posted:

lol the moral superiority of the same forums that just probated three olives for talking about his refrigerator

keep going

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lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

belly button thread getting rowdy

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

World Champion Bad Poster Worf hangs onto their tittle

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Jose Oquendo posted:

What's the best way to clean it? Pour some vinegar and baking soda and make a belly button volcano?

Ask a very close friend to lick it clean.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


As much as I think outties are gross and weird, they seem optimal for cleaning.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
innie people are supposed to partner with outtie people because the outtie is the perfect shape to clean out the innie

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Larry Cum Free looked disgusting--belly-button protruding--in his blue shirt before GBS. Very very disrespectful.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Smugworth posted:

Larry Cum Free looked disgusting--belly-button protruding--in his blue shirt before GBS. Very very disrespectful.

I'm gonna punch you in the tummy so hard that your outtie becomes an innie

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I used to wonder why the fluff was always dark blue.

It was because of the stupid school uniforms we had to wear.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smugworth posted:

Larry Cum Free looked disgusting--belly-button protruding--in his blue shirt before GBS. Very very disrespectful.

:sad:

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022

by Pragmatica

Warshcloth

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Ooooooh ok

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Strangely enough literally this morning with no prompt from the thread. Gotta be psychic or something

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