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but not like regular crime And not like real arrested but you have to sit in time out for an hour to be shamed Here's a crime Not letting me say hi to your dog
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getting your dick suckedd too good
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it's not fair, is all.
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cumpantry posted:getting your dick suckedd too good it sets up a standard for the future that isn't fair
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N. Senada posted:Rating a thread anything other than 5 or 1 I only do this when fat fingering poo poo on my phones browser.
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drilldo squirt posted:I only do this when fat fingering poo poo on my phones browser. sorry, no excuses, get in your loving hole
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having an animated av and making 4 or more posts in a row
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Riding a bicycle if you're old enough to have a driver's license
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Putting sex jokes in your wedding vows
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being a cop
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Putting ranch dressing on anything. Also manufacturing and distributing ranch dressing.
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Destination weddings.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Putting ranch dressing on anything. ever heard of dipping your wild wing innit
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cumpantry posted:ever heard of dipping your wild wing innit That's why we have blue cheese, get arrested.
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Maybe not arrested, but I'd like to wack folks in the shin real hard with a broomstick one time if they sing any Journey song at karaoke. I get to choose when in the song I hit em, but just the once. And they still gotta keep singing.
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breaking my heart
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Stopping in the middle of door ways in public places, like why the hell is this even a common thing?
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cumpantry posted:ever heard of dipping your wild wing innit You're supposed to dip the wing in more hot sauce.
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