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McGavin posted:Not empty quoting and editing my posts to say silly things
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Play That Funky Music riff during any soundcheck
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Internetjack posted:Blocking an aisle in a grocery store with your cart. The aisle is wide enough for two carts to pass, but nope. Just going to leave it dead center. Stopping just outside the door to light a smoke
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loving my fiance behind arbys the night before our wedding. im looking at you terrence you little poo poo im in cop school right now and im coming for your rear end as soon as im out!!!
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:this is an actual crime and you should go to posters jail for it Hell yes to this, especially when they say “UHHHHH gently caress HERE’S A PICTURE OF [NOUN]” like anyone gives a poo poo. But for real, microwaving fish or popcorn in an office break room.
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Hammerite posted:that thing people here do where they make the first post on a page without intending to and they edit it to say something like "ugh what a bad snipe" You Are A Werewolf posted:Hell yes to this, especially when they say “UHHHHH gently caress HERE’S A PICTURE OF [NOUN]” like anyone gives a poo poo. im going to start queueing bans for this poo poo
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Liking the movie Grease
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not flushing in a public restroom
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Litterers. Including smokers, who for some reason don't think cigarette butts are litter - the most dangerous litter.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:im going to start queueing bans for this poo poo Where did this whole “gently caress NEW PAGE GOTTA MENTION WHAT A BAD SNIPE I DID AND POST A PICTURE” schtick begin anyway? Was it some ancient mod that decreed not posting content if you snipe a page was a probation/ban? Or is it just goons being goony? Or both? This is the only website in my decades online that does that and it’s always been stupid as hell.
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I never say bad snipe, I either ignore that my post is 1st or if my post is goofy as hell I say, "What a snipe." Why apologize for inadequate posting, nobody does for any other kind of post.
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Grey Cat posted:Why apologize for inadequate posting, nobody does for any other kind of post.  With that said, I would like to take this moment to apologize for my posting. It’s all just terrible.
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Anyway, you should be arrested for leaving something you ended up not wanting in random places in the grocery store. Especially if it’s perishable cold food by the register or like, you knew it needed to stay cold so you dump a package of pork chops in the ice cream freezer.
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Jan 11, 2024 20:47
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Being a landlord. But you should actually get arrested for real.
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Taking a grocery cart full of produce into the self-checkout.
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Gaylor Moon posted:not flushing in a public restroom Not flushing is one thing, some people leave a war zone behind.
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I once pulled a cart for computer equipment down the street to one of our buildings that was 2 blocks away from my car, holding the handle from out the driver side window during a snow storm and a cop stopped me and said he 'better never see me doing that again'. Apparently I should have been arrested for that but I doubt that is specifically illegal. He sure was pissed.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:im going to start queueing bans for this poo poo Please, be my hero
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Where did this whole “gently caress NEW PAGE GOTTA MENTION WHAT A BAD SNIPE I DID AND POST A PICTURE” schtick begin anyway? Was it some ancient mod that decreed not posting content if you snipe a page was a probation/ban? Maybe the most bullshit probe I've ever seen was someone quoting an Enemy at the Gates entry in a Photoshop thread, with the  smilie, which also happened to be a page 2 snipe. Actually using the snypa smilie for page 2 posts was grounds for probation at that time for some reason (presumably because a mod was tired of it).
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Maybe the most bullshit probe I've ever seen was someone quoting an Enemy at the Gates entry in a Photoshop thread, with the heck sometimes you're the sniper and sometimes you get sniped
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It’s why you always have a spotter. So they can keep shitposting when you go down
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Grocery Checkout Crimes: - Paying with check - Paying with cash and counting out coins - Waiting until everything is scanned and totaled, and only then start rummaging around in your purse/wallet for your card
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:being a cop
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dr_rat posted:Stopping in the middle of door ways in public places, like why the hell is this even a common thing? not acknowledging a person that held the door open for you. "BY ALL MEANS, YOUR HIGHNESS" redshirt posted:Litterers. Including smokers, who for some reason don't think cigarette butts are litter - the most dangerous litter. Man, I saw someone throw a whole rear end mcdonald's bag out their window going down the highway. Like wtf. for real. 
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AcidCat posted:Grocery Checkout Crimes: Do they not know how they’re going to pay before the total?
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Eating a meal, a succulent chinese meal.
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Posting when I should be workingGrey Cat posted:Making similar threads This took effect Jan. 1
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numberoneposter posted:people who let their dogs roam wild on an extendable leash across bike paths He just wants to play
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Pronouncing paella Pa-yay-uh instead of the proper, “pay-ella”
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