Fictional Characters who absolutely went to Epstein Island

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Donald j trump reality star

# ? Jan 14, 2024 14:52

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:32

War and Pieces: Apr 24, 2022; DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Buttchocks posted:

Paul Bunyan

cured his pedophilia by growing so tall that adults seemed like small children to him

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:46

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

the scarlet pimpernel

# ? Jan 14, 2024 15:58

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

the mask guys from eyes wide shut

# ? Jan 14, 2024 16:02

War and Pieces: Apr 24, 2022; DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Al! posted:

the mask guys from eyes wide shut

The Mask

# ? Jan 14, 2024 16:17

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

"somebody stop me," the mask pleads to the crowd forming around the lolita express. "sombody PLEASE stop me!"

# ? Jan 14, 2024 16:36

my bony fealty: Oct 1, 2008

Master Shake

# ? Jan 14, 2024 16:37

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

agent 47 (on business)

# ? Jan 14, 2024 16:56

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Kevin from Home Alone's parents

# ? Jan 14, 2024 17:13

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Kevin from Home Alone's parents

fictional characters only bud

# ? Jan 14, 2024 17:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

oh you meant in the movie

# ? Jan 14, 2024 17:16

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

elon musk from that iron man movie

# ? Jan 14, 2024 17:22

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

Guy with the hotel lobby cameo in Home Alone 2

# ? Jan 14, 2024 18:03

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Daddy Warbucks

# ? Jan 14, 2024 18:30

LuxuryLarva: Sep 8, 2023; Hot dude with a cool attitude.

Brian Griffin.

# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:18

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

War and Pieces posted:

The Mask

lol

# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:20

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

That one ensign in Star Trek TNG played by the king of Jordan

# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:23

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

the landlord from bob's burgers

# ? Jan 14, 2024 21:37

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Woke Mind Virus posted:

Guy with the hotel lobby cameo in Home Alone 2

the guy who played the closeted murderer in midnight in the garden of good an evil

# ? Jan 14, 2024 23:25

Pentecoastal Elites: Feb 27, 2007; Can't post for 9 hours!

Kane from command and conquer

# ? Jan 14, 2024 23:53

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

the landlord from bob's burgers

Oh that's a good one

# ? Jan 15, 2024 00:03

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

bruce wayne

# ? Jan 15, 2024 00:09

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Larry David

# ? Jan 15, 2024 00:20

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Larry David

ted danson but only the curb version

# ? Jan 15, 2024 00:23

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Goro Majima but just to supervise construction

# ? Jan 15, 2024 00:28

mark immune: Dec 14, 2019; put the teacher in the cope cage imo

team rocket

# ? Jan 15, 2024 00:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

i say swears online posted:

ted danson but only the curb version

richard lewis

# ? Jan 15, 2024 01:10

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

evilmiera posted:

That one ensign in Star Trek TNG played by the king of Jordan

Everyone in Starfleet

# ? Jan 15, 2024 01:18

Loucks: May 21, 2007; It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Guildenstern, but NOT Rosenkrantz

# ? Jan 15, 2024 02:47

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Godzilla, accidentally mistook it for a different island
Gamera, knew exactly what it was doing

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:04

Bootleg Trunks: Jun 12, 2020

stewie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o6_uZx_3W0

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:17

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

Kane from command and conquer

not a chance

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:35

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015

vivec

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:36

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 386 days!

degwin zabi
dio brando
ted dibiase
professor hojo
butters
the illusive man

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:39

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Ethan Hunt

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:49

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Buttchocks posted:

Godzilla, accidentally mistook it for a different island
Gamera, knew exactly what it was doing

Too far, you're out of line

# ? Jan 15, 2024 04:59

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Borsk Fey'lya

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:02

Tommah: Mar 29, 2003

lloyd christmas, limo driver

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:02

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Buttchocks posted:

Godzilla, accidentally mistook it for a different island
Gamera, knew exactly what it was doing

bullshit, gamera is a friend to children

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:04

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# ? May 9, 2024 20:32

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Hatebag posted:

bullshit, gamera is a friend to children

propaganda, you can find that phrase repeated verbatim across dozens of supposed 'local' news channels

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:06

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