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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Fictional Characters who absolutely went to Epstein Island

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

captain planet got invited

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:11

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:56

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

i say swears online posted:

propaganda, you can find that phrase repeated verbatim across dozens of supposed 'local' news channels

no! gamera is pure! he just shoots lightning sometimes!

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:12

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Kane would destroy Epstein island, 100%

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:14

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Kane would first execute and replace epstein with a clone of some sort and then seed it with some sort of zombie hooker pedophile bait and then nuke that bitch, taking out every western leader in the process. and we would say thank you for your service. Kane FTW

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:15

Dr. Jerrold Coe: Feb 6, 2021; Is it me?

Hatebag posted:

no! gamera is pure! he just shoots lightning sometimes!

he has literally kidnapped boyscouts before, this is hardly a stretch

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:15

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

Smythe posted:

Kane would destroy Epstein island, 100%

Kane's the mayor of Knox County, TN...?! :confused:

:confused:

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:16

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Horseshoe theory posted:

Kane's the mayor of Knox County, TN...?!

1 thats really funny
2 DIFFERENT KANE

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:18

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Eat This Glob posted:

captain planet got invited

prove he went bitch i dare you. he's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the planet's side

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:19

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

i say swears online posted:

prove he went bitch i dare you. he's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the planet's side

If he was on the planet's side, he'd destroy humanity.

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:20

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Horseshoe theory posted:

If he was on the planet's side, he'd destroy humanity.

master's tools etc etc

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:21

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

he has literally kidnapped boyscouts before, this is hardly a stretch

that's a god damned lie! gamera saved those boys from an alien plot!

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:23

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

StashAugustine posted:

Borsk Fey'lya

Ysanne Isard

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:28

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i say swears online posted:

prove he went bitch i dare you. he's our powers magnified and he's fighting on the planet's side

if the kids said his name, he'd have to go. he wouldn't even know til he popped up in the striped temple or whatever

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:28

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

Horseshoe theory posted:

If he was on the planet's side, he'd destroy humanity.

gaia gave the planeteers their rings and presumably is in charge of captain planet. try again, troll

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:31

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Eat This Glob posted:

if the kids said his name, he'd have to go. he wouldn't even know til he popped up in the striped temple or whatever

jafar with the lamp but he's forcing robin williams onto the plane

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:32

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2oOEKu2aA&t=515s

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:34

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i say swears online posted:

jafar with the lamp but he's forcing robin williams onto the plane

lmao

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:37

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

Hatebag posted:

gaia gave the planeteers their rings and presumably is in charge of captain planet. try again, troll

So you're saying Gaia is Sauron...? :thunk:

:thunk:

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:42

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Horseshoe theory posted:

So you're saying Gaia is Sauron...?

five rings for mortal men, doomed to fly

# ? Jan 15, 2024 05:44

Dr. Jerrold Coe: Feb 6, 2021; Is it me?

gradenko_2000 posted:

Ysanne Isard

salacious b crumb

# ? Jan 15, 2024 06:10

Dr. Jerrold Coe: Feb 6, 2021; Is it me?

Hatebag posted:

that's a god damned lie! gamera saved those boys from an alien plot!

viras innocent, guiron innocent, zigra innocent

# ? Jan 15, 2024 11:15

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

King Arthur, Guinevere, Uther Pendragon, every Knight of the round table, Merlin, Morgan le Fay, the Black Knight, and the Lady of the Lake, but not Mordred or the Green Knight.

# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:08

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Buttchocks posted:

Godzilla, accidentally mistook it for a different island
Gamera, knew exactly what it was doing

mothera for obvious reasons

# ? Jan 16, 2024 00:49

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

hunter s thompson

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:02

LuxuryLarva: Sep 8, 2023; Hot dude with a cool attitude.

foghorn leghorn

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:24

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

LuxuryLarva posted:

foghorn leghorn

he canonically hangs out with a chicken hawk

# ? Jan 16, 2024 02:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Buttchocks posted:

King Arthur, Guinevere, Uther Pendragon, every Knight of the round table, Merlin, Morgan le Fay, the Black Knight, and the Lady of the Lake, but not Mordred or the Green Knight.

And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie

# ? Jan 16, 2024 05:18

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

George Bluth kept trying to get invited but never did

# ? Jan 16, 2024 07:08

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Pentecoastal Elites posted:

Kane from command and conquer

Kane from WWE is a libertarian IRL so

# ? Jan 16, 2024 11:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Kane from WWE is a libertarian IRL so

You'll note they said "from command and conquer"

# ? Jan 16, 2024 12:31

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Huey Emmerich

# ? Jan 16, 2024 12:46

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Milo and POTUS posted:

You'll note they said "from command and conquer"

shut the gently caress up

# ? Jan 16, 2024 12:55

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

Jack donaghy has been trying to get invited for years. Devon Banks goes regularly

# ? Jan 16, 2024 16:56

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Stewie Griffin on Epstein Island: "what the deuce?"

# ? Jan 16, 2024 21:14

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

Smythe posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2oOEKu2aA&t=515s

one of the greatest

# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:12

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Trabisnikof posted:

George Bluth kept trying to get invited but never did

Buster but only because he snuck aboard the plane while trying to desert the army again

# ? Jan 17, 2024 04:51

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

don draper

# ? Jan 17, 2024 06:37

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Smythe posted:

Kane would destroy Epstein island, 100%

He would then proceed to set up three unknown tiberium reactors on the remnants, which GDI intelligence would be unable to classify but would consider "not good".

Using your newly developed Orcas, you must infiltrate the Island, destroy the reactors and all remaining NOD forces to make sure no intelligence on GDI high command leaks out.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 06:51

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

bunch of "leftists" itt singing the praises of the guy who arranged Stalin's assassination. disgusting.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 12:13

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# ? May 9, 2024 16:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The soviets were weak and decadent. The brotherhood is eternal

# ? Jan 17, 2024 12:44

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