Early Wildcard NFL GDT 1/13/24 Browns/Texans: At least it's indoors....

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

It's cold in most of the United States...

...Except Houston!

Wings arrived in a timely manner. Fritha was pleased.

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abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

does Starbucks sell wings now? would be an improvement on most of what they claim to be food

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:04

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

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Sunday Morning: Apr 7, 2007; Easy; Smellrose

I don't have a strong opinion on either team so

Go a Good Game

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:07

Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

texans bitch

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:07

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

abraham linksys posted:

does Starbucks sell wings now? would be an improvement on most of what they claim to be food

The wings are from Al's and definitely better than the swill I willingly get from Starbucks.
I braved the storm to get extra star points on the app.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:08

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Hell has to the be the 300 level section of Arrowhead in January.

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J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

Man I love gambling, I'm from the UK where it's normalized as poo poo... The advertising in the pregame is getting to be a little much.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:12

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

J33uk posted:

Man I love gambling, I'm from the UK where it's normalized as poo poo... The advertising in the pregame is getting to be a little much.

WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!!!!!

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Nobody could possibly give a poo poo about this game, it's impossible

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

surf rock posted:

Nobody could possibly give a poo poo about this game, it's impossible

I'm hyped for CJ Stroud vs Joe Flacco.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:13

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

surf rock posted:

Nobody could possibly give a poo poo about this game, it's impossible

You're the only one who doesn't, and you're weird for it

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:14

J33uk: Oct 24, 2005

I mean I still think, kinda like NIL it's better to have it out in the open than "I met my dude in an alley" or "I Western Unioned 3 grand to the Caymans" but god drat people don't have your on air talent suggest parlays.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:15

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

surf rock posted:

Nobody could possibly give a poo poo about this game, it's impossible

I'm rooting for Houston because I think they are an easier matchup for our Ravens

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Need Joe to lose before he fully turns into full on 2012 grim reaper Joe

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:16

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

How the hell can you not care about a playoff match-up of seemingly equals?

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:22

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Texans.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:23

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

go texans, sorry browns you gotta ditch watson first

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:23

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

surf rock posted:

Nobody could possibly give a poo poo about this game, it's impossible

It's probably the best AFC game this weekend. At least partially because it isn't a frozen hell scape game.

On the other hand, the Chiefs Dolphins game is like the ultimate sickos game in high winds and -30 wind chill, so I'm definitely excited for that.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:24

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

wow noah eagle looks just like his dad.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

BABY EAGLE

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

JPrime posted:

wow noah eagle looks just like his dad.

good thing jax collinsworth isn't calling any of these games

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:28

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

elite

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:29

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

I�m hornery for playoff football

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:29

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Little sad that the two fun scrappy underdog teams in the AFC have to face off like this, but it should be a good matchup, and we get to follow this up with watching Mike McDaniel have to slice open a defensive tackle to keep Tua from dying of frostbite tonight.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:30

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

gently caress the Browns until Watson is gone and Haslam is dead. Don't give a poo poo about Flacco, gently caress him too.

Go generic Oilers!

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:30

Modulo16: Feb 12, 2014; "Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

I�m excited for this game. Joe Flacco v. Stroud.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:30

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Go......

Can we just not give Deshaun a ring?

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:31

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I prefer the Texans because I don't want Watson to get a ring.

Gonna be missing part of Texans/Browns so I can watch Legend of Korra with the kiddo and eat chili dogs though.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:31

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

i forgot something important:

gently caress the Cowboys

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:32

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Go Texas Sports Product!

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

fo�t ball

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:32

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Go......

Can we just not give Deshaun a ring?

If you could get that in writing then you'd have my sword

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:32

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Go Texans, but I'd be cool with the Browns too.

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wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Tab Slaughter, what a name

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:32

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

it's me
tab slaughter

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:33

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

wilderthanmild posted:

Tab Slaughter, what a name

Webster Slaughter was a cool name from my childhood

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:33

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

I just wanna watch Flacco ball. If it's in a loss so be it.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

Tab Slaughter, what a name

if you dont, chrome becomes unusable real quick

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:13

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Tab Slaughter Has The Empie

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