Early Wildcard NFL GDT 1/13/24 Browns/Texans: At least it's indoors....

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

wilderthanmild posted:

Tab Slaughter, what a name

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# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:33

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:58

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

I am ready to be hurt again

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:34

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

let's go Texans

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:34

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

wilderthanmild posted:

Tab Slaughter, what a name

tab "bring your daughter to the" slaughter

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:34

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Flacco gonna elite

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:34

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

I mostly like Noah Eagle but this isn't a playoff broadcast crew. These guys belong in the Mountain West at 11 p.m. ET on CBS Sports Network.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:34

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Texans always get the first playoff spot

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:34

Parallax: Jan 14, 2006

can Flacco throw for five touchdowns against this texans defense

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:35

Sunday Morning: Apr 7, 2007; Easy; Smellrose

Flacco getting a perfect pocket first play is not a good sign

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:35

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Parallax posted:

can Flacco throw for five touchdowns against this texans defense

Any not Minshew can

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:35

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Vertical Lime posted:

tab "bring your daughter to the" slaughter

i appreciate this reference :rock:

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:35

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Benne posted:

I mostly like Noah Eagle but this isn't a playoff broadcast crew. These guys belong in the Mountain West at 11 p.m. ET on CBS Sports Network.

Let Al Michaels do it but only if he drinks a fifth of Wild Turkey beforehand

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:36

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

drat what a tackle

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:36

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

An elite checkdown

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:36

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

This weather is too normal. Feels weird watching it.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:36

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

FistEnergy posted:

This weather is too normal. Feels weird watching it.

Isn't the Texans' field a dome?

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:36

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Browns fail first drive, game over, lose 30-0. Flacco garbo

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Go footballlll

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Isn't the Texans' field a dome?

Retractable

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Black Lighter posted:

Let Al Michaels do it but only if he drinks a fifth of Wild Turkey beforehand

why should he cut down on his drinking?

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

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drat, that could have been a block.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

fartknocker posted:

why should he cut down on his drinking?

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

gently caress that was so close to a blocked punt

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:37

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Let's go Coleridge Bernard

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:38

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Wew power went out at my house again.

4th time so far today starting at least at 3am.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:38

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

why should he cut down on his drinking?

Because we have to watch his hangover dawn in real time

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:38

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

lets go texans...lets get that dub.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

lobster shirt posted:

lets go texans...lets get that dub.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:40

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I have decided to root for the Browns. One cannot hide from destiny. A real man turns and faces his fate. Flacco will come to Baltimore. Only the brave and lucky will survive.

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:40

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

fartknocker posted:

i forgot something important:

gently caress the Cowboys

Got on my Demeco Ryans jersey. Can't believe it's relevant again!

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:40

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Remember when T.J. Yates started a playoff game

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:40

Sunday Morning: Apr 7, 2007; Easy; Smellrose

Oh wait, I forgot Devin was a Texan now. Go Texans!

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:40

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

That was pretty

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:41

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Why do they always say "THE Ohio State University"?

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:41

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

Benne posted:

Remember when T.J. Yates started a playoff game

tj yates is unforgettable

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:41

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

NICO

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:41

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

HappyHippo posted:

Why do they always say "THE Ohio State University"?

CTE

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Benne posted:

Remember when T.J. Yates started a playoff game

and won it too

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:41

Space Jam: Jul 22, 2008

HappyHippo posted:

Why do they always say "THE Ohio State University"?

it�s a whole thing, it�s really dumb

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:42

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:58

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

HappyHippo posted:

Why do they always say "THE Ohio State University"?

College football is dumb. Ohio is dumb. There is a multiplier effect. I

# ? Jan 13, 2024 22:42

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