Early Wildcard NFL GDT 1/13/24 Browns/Texans: At least it's indoors....

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Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Go Texas Sports Product!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:32

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:11

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Tab Slaughter Has The Empie

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:33

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Benne posted:

I mostly like Noah Eagle but this isn't a playoff broadcast crew. These guys belong in the Mountain West at 11 p.m. ET on CBS Sports Network.

Let Al Michaels do it but only if he drinks a fifth of Wild Turkey beforehand

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:36

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Isn't the Texans' field a dome?

Retractable

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:37

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

why should he cut down on his drinking?

Because we have to watch his hangover dawn in real time

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:38

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

b0ng posted:

I do not like blowing TO's this early

TO's don't matter in the first half

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:55

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Comfortador posted:

Over Leaf? I dunno man

Leaf wasn't taken over Manning and I don't think the Chargers had to give up nearly as much

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:56

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

bean mom posted:

probably not a good idea to have a play where you intentionally dont block garrett

Maybe he'll get confused, tho

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 22:57

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kirios posted:

Correct that�s where I�m going with this. If Leaf were taken over Manning yeah obviously, that�d be the worst ever.

But this has a high probability of not only drafting a bust #1 overall, but the QB taken right after yours becoming elite.

I don�t think that�s ever happened like that.

Also the QB taken with the #1 you gave up also possibly becoming elite

Also, Jesus loving christ Njoku

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:01

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Will always root for Amari Cooper just because he said Dak was the black Kirk Cousins

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:03

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Could Flacco survive a tush push?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:04

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

BlindSite posted:

This game is a banger.

It's always the one that gets shunted to the worst time slot

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:12

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Imagine going back in time to the preseason and trying to explain that the playoffs would open with a Joe Flacco-CJ Stroud shootout

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:24

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

LOLOLOL THIS GAME

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:27

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

BODY BLOW AFTER BODY BLOW

Also, hell yeah Geto Boyz bumper

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:28

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

No you guys don't understand it's when you interfere with the pass not the catch

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:32

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

They're only just now introducing the defense lmao

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:35

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

bean mom posted:

its a rather gothy bumper theme tonight

One of the teams is the embodiment of despair, so makes sense

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:41

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Flacco doesn't need your flags

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:42

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

GO4IT

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:44

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

CJ Stroud HIM Status: Is

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 23:57

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

mcmagic posted:

David Tepper must have kicked at least a few of his blood bags while watching this game right?

Why? He got the best point guard in the draft

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:01

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Shinji2015 posted:

Hope he's just miserable

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:05

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kull the Conqueror posted:

turning it on now, what'd i miss

The first half of Browns-Texans

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:08

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Oh no the Peacock game has Dungy announcing too???

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:09

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Black Lighter posted:

Oh no the Peacock game has Dungy announcing too???

QTing myself because they're really gonna make ppl pay money to hear Tony Dungy calling a game? Really?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:11

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

bean mom posted:

drat, CJ pulled three trans dykes? Good for him

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:20

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bean mom posted:

im sure he could tho

I'm just picturing him trying to explain what he does to girls who only know Magic The Gathering

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:22

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Back online with the dog at my feet and the fire going just off to the left.

Proud to be a part of this tableau

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:24

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FLACC NO

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:38

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 04:11

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Chillmatic posted:

Wanted a more competitive game dammit

Tune in tonight, ppl will be competing against the elements

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 00:43

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