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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Saturday evening Wildcard GDT: NFL Playoffs in CFL conditions
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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 Did the dolphins hire luke getsy

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
they're just throwing screen after screen so they can get Hill open down the Field one more time with 30 seconds left

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
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this isnt loving rugby you can throw it forward

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Don’t mind me I’m gonna throw a 5 yard pass when it’s 4th and 16 and I’m down in the 4th.

God dammit Tua.

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PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
Man Miami just does not give a poo poo huh

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
this game was either gonna own or suck rear end

now we know

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Chinatown posted:

this game was either gonna own or suck rear end

now we know

but that knowledge came at what cost?

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007

Despera posted:

but that knowledge came at what cost?

$5.99

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Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
 This game feels to me like a game that ruins people's careers, the dolphins look like they don't know what football even is.

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biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


 Chiefs have a great defense, everything else has been meh or bad about this game

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Pops Mgee posted:

The next screen pass will be the one that works just you watch

55 yard yac for 19 points!

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Nick Soapdish posted:

4th and 16
4 yard pass
Good job bozo

Ball is heavy in the cold for the tiny Hawaiian

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
The Dolphins would have played in Miami this week if they had managed to hold a 2 TD lead against Will Levis.

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 McDaniel may not be the boy genius he is portrayed as. Just a hunch.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 bigger meltdown, Miami or Philly?

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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
They got Tua to stop holding the ball forever (by always giving him a checkdown which should go for negative yards if the defense scouted it at all)

Haha low places

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
This has been a miserable experience

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

biceps crimes posted:

Chiefs have a great defense, everything else has been meh or bad about this game

Yeah it's been a weird season compared to what you would expect from the Chiefs. The defense drives this team.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
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didnt even get that many taylor shots

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Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

Shindragon posted:

this game was worthy of being streamed on peacock

Best part of this game is going to be seeing the viewer stats tomorrow :v:

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

solarjetman posted:

The Dolphins would have played in Miami this week if they had managed to hold a 2 TD lead against Will Levis.

Might as well wish for the moon too if you want impossible things.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Best part of this game is going to be seeing the viewer stats tomorrow :v:

Prepare for it to be higher than expected because :boom:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I liked the Taylor Swift establishing shot

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
overthrown but wouldn't have mattered due to MVS syndrome

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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
lol mvs

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Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

fartknocker posted:

Prepare for it to be higher than expected because :boom:

Luckily for me I have no expectations, only pure naiive curiosity

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

AndrewP posted:

bigger meltdown, Miami or Philly?
Not even close, philly

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fknlo posted:

overthrown but wouldn't have mattered due to MVS syndrome

Is that contagious.





Is it terminal?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


 Well, at least I can watch Poker Face.

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BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Anyone notice the guy in the blue suit has super short pants? Like suit capris.

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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Nervous posted:

Is that contagious.





Is it terminal?

No

Yes

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006

Murdstone posted:

Well, at least I can watch Poker Face.

once you're done, you can watch all 69 episodes of the much better version, Columbo, on tubi

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PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

AndrewP posted:

bigger meltdown, Miami or Philly?

Miami got embarrassed by a good team, Philly got embarassed by the Giants and Cardinals

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Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
Have the commentators have resorted to T Swift fashion coverage? Lmao

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
lol I thought that was gonna be another screen.. looked like it for a sec

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Fate Accomplice posted:

once you're done, you can watch all 69 episodes of the much better version, Columbo, on tubi

i dunno about much better. consume both and enjoy maximum good poo poo

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Have the commentators have resorted to T Swift fashion coverage? Lmao

Summer baseball level commentary

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Best part of this game is going to be seeing the viewer stats tomorrow :v:

The stat I want to see is how many people bought exactly one month of Peacock to watch the game and then unsubscribed. This whole thing had an air of desperation and I'm sure every exec was selling it in terms of subscription count multiplied by historical average subscription length.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
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ugh gently caress this so much

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