Saturday evening Wildcard GDT: NFL Playoffs in CFL conditions

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Here's a quick & dirty gameday thread for Dolphins @ Chiefs in negative temps, as Android Apocalypse's batteries may not make it.

Thank you, fellow goon.

I'll monitor this thread and see if it moves quickly enough to warrant burning thru another USB battery pack.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 01:53

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:03

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Alas there will be no wings for tonight's game as the restaurant cancelled my DoorDash order.

Just sitting in the dark with my housemate's dog.

(drat, the new iPhone cameras are nice)

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 01:59

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

The funny thing is my neighbors have power but I don't.

Also shout-out to USPS actually delivering today. :patriot:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:05

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

wilderthanmild posted:

Is the connection to your house the only one out?

No the house to my right and down the street are out. The grid in my neighborhood is� weird.

fknlo posted:

Just claim their house as your own. It's the American way.

Funny enough that house is exactly like mine but the floor plan is flipped. I call it the"Bizzaro House."

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:13

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Resorting to :filez:

even though I think I got Peacock thru Xfinity.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:21

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

No temperature is too low for us to not have our racist fan chant.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:25

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Grittybeard posted:

29 yard punt, oof.

Oh nice I'm almost a full minute behind.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:26

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Watching Mahomes be demonstrative when his receivers don't catch a ball is now funny.

Bro your throw was affected by the wind.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:32

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Backup battery #1 dead (was charging my iPhone).

Battery on my Macbook Pro is struggling but at least the backup plugged in is trying its best..

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:36

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Mike Tirico posted:

Tua is right handed at everything except at what he does best

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:38

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

waffle enthusiast posted:

Dolphins playing without any sense of porpoise.

Didn't want this going un-appreciated.
:golfclap:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:44

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Whiny Mahomes is best Mahomes.

(I'm a minute behind)

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:48

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:00

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Tyreek is on fire.

Just like his house.

:supaburn:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:02

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Dolphins pressure isn't working..

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:09

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Oh yeah Mahomes can run.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:11

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Lineman deflected passes rule

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:14

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Trying to explain the Geico caveman to some Gen Alpha kid is definitely something else.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:16

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Intruder posted:

Since this is on peacock I'm glad that for once I'm not 10 seconds behind everyone else

Lucky you. I'm a full minute behind y'all here.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:19

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Tua probably could've run for that 1st down.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:24

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

THink if it this way, Chiefs fans: you booing will keep you warm for a couple minutes.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:27

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

solarjetman posted:

every one of these WR screens the Dolphins have thrown is a disaster. They're lucky none has been ruled a fumble. The gently caress are they still calling them for?

In theory these should work.

The weather is saying otherwise.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:28

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I just realized the battery bank my MacBook Air is connected to is not charging it.

Guess I'm out of here at halftime.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:36

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:03

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Mike Tirico posted:

Open your freezer and talk into it for 3 hours.

And on that note I'm out of here. See you in the Aftermath thread.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:45

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