Saturday evening Wildcard GDT: NFL Playoffs in CFL conditions

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kirios posted:

I’m reminded of that scene in The Boys where the dude is at a AA-like meeting and literally talks about his dick getting frozen and shattering.

The gently caress :stare:

I do not feel ok now

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:12

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fknlo posted:

Just claim their house as your own. It's the American way.

If they're West of him it's legally manifest destiny.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:09

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Reek still a dumbass

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:10

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Imagine choosing to do a racist chant in that cold

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:12

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Tua Turndaballova

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:38

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

TheKingslayer posted:

Tua haters feasting.

Tua stans in shambles

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:40

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fartknocker posted:

Daniel Jones at least won a playoff game

Still funny

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:45

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kelce busy thinking of something else

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:49

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Terrible spot

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:49

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Holy gently caress Reek. Get interfered with, get under thrown to, still juke two dudes out of their souls and score. Good god :coolfish:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:02

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mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/seamoosi/status/1746345536964161980

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:03

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

So the KC offense is just Mahomes, Kelce, Rice, and a bunch of jags who occasionally don't sabotage their team, I take it.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:14

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I appreciate the low rent graphic Russell Wilson getting sacked

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:19

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JPrime posted:

Jason Garrett?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:20

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Grittybeard posted:

Dolphins maybe remembered they're a pretty good running team in a cold rear end game.

Need to get McDaniel a Midshipmens mask

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:21

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Quiet Feet posted:

What the gently caress are those last two calls on Xth and 2?

Why the gently caress do you do that?

Talking advice from Pete Carroll probably

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:25

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I miss Scrubs

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:30

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Stafford finally getting another chance to win a playoff game in Detroit

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:34

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Chinatown posted:

the relentless march of time will consume all things

It wears on me more with each passing year

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:35

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Anderson Koopa posted:

Ooh good point. Also Fog is definitely up high on that list.

I feel like any block in this should be flagged as a blindside block.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 03:38

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Elephanthead posted:

Dolphins just not designed to play football

Personally, I think it's their lack of feet, but what do I know.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:35

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Quiet Feet posted:

I like it a lot. It's good for making something interesting out of leftovers, and absorbs sauces and is good with any stir fry

Spittin truths in here

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:37

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Despera posted:

i understand why the dolphins d sucks but not the o

Why is O bad with sucky D

:thunk:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:37

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Fourth and 20 :420:

Or not

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:38

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Vox Nihili posted:

I'm not convinced the refs will ever allow anyone to touch Mahomes without a flag again

I think Mahomes managed to steal something from Brady during Super Bowl 55 that was the source of Tom's infernal powers.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:45

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Nick Soapdish posted:

4th and 16
4 yard pass
Good job bozo

Ball is heavy in the cold for the tiny Hawaiian

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:56

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solarjetman posted:

The Dolphins would have played in Miami this week if they had managed to hold a 2 TD lead against Will Levis.

Might as well wish for the moon too if you want impossible things.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 04:58

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fknlo posted:

overthrown but wouldn't have mattered due to MVS syndrome

Is that contagious.

Is it terminal?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:00

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

God there's still five more minutes of this

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:02

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Kirios posted:

Alabama QBs are the new Ohio State QBs.

Who're tOSU QBs now?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:05

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Tua looks broken in spirit

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:06

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Despera posted:

didnt even throw a screen

It's how we know they've surrendered in their hearts

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:11

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Grittybeard posted:

Tyreek's revenge game has...well been not all that bad. He was fine, 62 yards is fine. But probably not what he wanted from himself.

Hes the only reason the fins didn't get blanked in the playoffs. That's something?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:12

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

That fumble slow mo ruled

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:16

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:12

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Traxis posted:

I feel bad for Tua, he's going to have to brave this cold after the game when his dad sends him to pick a switch

He's going to feel even colder when he comes back with one and his dad's not there :smith:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 05:18

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